Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo / Michael Dinneen)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JKB says:

    It took years but using only the toys at hand, Ken and Barbie were finally able to build a means of escape.

  2. Sheila Antonio says:

    I don’t want to grow up I ‘m a Toys R Us kid.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    Well, at least it has enough room to pack their stuff when their house gets forclosed on.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    Bumpersticker on back: If this wagon’s rockin’, don’t come knockin’!

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    The Supersized Radio Flyer is being touted as the best green, make that red, no, I mean green vehicle to hit the roads.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Looks like Bernie Madoff has been very busy in jail building this great get-away vehicle.

  7. 1) “I copy, Gold Leader…We’re in position. I’m going to cut across the axis and try and draw their fire.”

    2) “See, going Green isn’t so bad.”

    3) “If I’m dreaming, I don’t ever want to wakeup.”

    4) “I hope you packed enough peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, because I’m not stopping for any fast-food along the way.”

    5) “I’m positive. Daddy said a convertible is a guaranteed chick magnet. So it just has to work on bunny rabbits, too. Right?”

    6) “Say, this is almost as much fun as playing ‘Super Mario Brothers.”

    7) “Hey, Joie. Help me out here, okay? Is that a stop sign up ahead? I can’t read yet.”

  8. 8) “Honey, umm, I think I shrunk the attention span of the electorate, again.”

    9) “Here, Hobbes. You take the wheel now. I’m jumping in the back and taking a nap – AND DON’T STOP TO PICKUP ANY GIRLS!!!”

  9. JKB says:

    The summer of 1957, all the girls wanted a ride in his wagon. It took 53 years but finally Joe recreated that Radio Flyer magic that defined his romantic life.

  10. John425 says:

    Radio Flyer dubbed “Air Force Two” for VP Joe Biden.

    The Popemobile got nuthin’ on the Pelosicart.

    Buford T. Justice: “Breaker, breaker – this is for the Bandit-come on back”.

  11. FormerHostage says:

    The Chevy Volt was…less…than expected.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    Finally, the Democrat party creates a astro-turfing transportation vehicle suitable for the intelligence level of its followers.

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama’s Presidential motorcade being led by the defacto symbol of his Presidency.

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    “Painting the blue states red!”

  15. John425 says:

    Driver to passenger: “Don’t you just love Stimulus money?”

    Driver to passenger: ” And those silly conservatives on our block are building an Ark– of all things!”

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    Just one look convinces me that Parker and Spitzer won’t be able to move CNN ahead in the ratings.

  17. Objects in mirror are much, much larger than they appear.