Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Rick says:

    If you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to
    Why don’t you go where fashion sits
    Puttin’ on the Ritz

  2. Scott says:

    Angry with the oil spill, whales have begun attacking people the world over.

  3. Cathy Dianne / IKIDYOUNOT says:

    Dignity Fail Whale

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    BP send in its new fleet of Green Energy oil skimmers.

  5. Scientists baffled by amphibious sperm whales.

  6. Christal says:

    “Ok guys , just act natural”

  7. The Gulf Oil Spill has resulted in an extraordinary evolutionary leap.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    It is expected that President Obama will explain “manbirdwhale” to the American people on his next visit to the Gulf Coast. 

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    I don’t know, but I’m sure it’s some profound liberal statement.

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    Seeking complete revenge, Moby and his friends come inland to search for Ishmael.

  11. Hodink says:

    The Celtics leave The Staples Center.

  12. Michael Hamm says:

    Uber intelligent Islamic militants don their latest disguises to break the Gaza blockade.

  13. The Whalers haven’t been the same since Bob Marley passed.

  14. Who knew whale poop looked like the Sydney Opera House?

  15. Roger McGaugh says:

    Evolutionist believe that the Whale will evolve legs and walk out of the oil spill.

  16. Roger McGaugh says:

    Stuntmen prepare for their role as Jonah in the movie “The Bible”.

  17. Maggie Mama says:

    Matt Lauer questioned Obama about his failure to speak directly with the CEO of BP.  Apparently Obama didn’t speak with the local marine life, either, and they are now marching to Washington to remedy the President’s misstep.

  18. John425 says:

    Remnants of the Million Whale March gather in Australia after disastrous attempt to blockade Japan.

    Performance artists put on a Whale of a Show!

    “NO, NO!”  I said, “Watch out for the Harpoon, not Typhoon!”

  19. Roger McGaugh says:

    The Salahi’s seen here, sneak past the secret service during Obama’s trip to The Virginia Aquarium and Marine Science Center.

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Whales are fleeing in terror after learning that Obama wants the International Whaling Commission to lift a 24-year ban on commercial whaling for Japan, Iceland, and Norway.  They may soon be joined by all those environmentalists who voted for this man but now find themselves thrown under the bus! 

  21. 1)      The Aussie version of the “Blue Man Group” prepares to take to the stage in the land down under.
    2)      While in Sydney, Australia, Japanese marine biologists take a break from their “research” vessel to soak up the atmosphere. As fate would have it though, they stumbled upon a clambake where the locals mistook them for giant prawn.
    3)      Few people realize how close the Blue Whale actually comes up to the shore, until they see it for themselves.
    4)      Tried of just talk, a small pod of rebel Blue Whales breaks off from the main group heading straight for the ventilation port, along the equatorial trench.
    5)      Greenpeace holds auditions for its best marine mammal impersonation contest…just in case. 
    6)      Greenpeace holds auditions for its annual stupid aquatic life pet tricks competition.

  22. 7) Believing they’re witnessing an extinction event occurring in the Gulf of Mexico, these three whales head for their ancestral burial grounds in the land down under.

    8) For us it comes once a week but for them, every day is ‘Hump Day’.

  23. Roger McGaugh says:

    *NEWS ALERT* Iranian Special Forces – Marine Division, demonstrate a march of strength as they parade for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and 10’s of Iranian’s.