Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Chadzilla says:

    “…and then what I suspect will happen as the Navy SEAL has his foot on my neck and pulls out his knife is that I’ll yell ‘I have a family!’ or some such thing. Then he’ll do his business. Very Hollywood, but I suspect the New York Times will still report it as a suicide”

  2. John Burgess says:

    “Get that bucket of water away from me, Dorothy!”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Stop right there or I’ll choke myself!

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    And then my male partner reached for my neck . . . . .

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    I’m the most powerful man alive! With this single hand I have jerked off the entire world.

  6. Dumbledore403 says:

    This is my quest to follow that star, no matter how hopeless no matter how far!

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    If you put me in a room alone with Hillary, I will kill myself!

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    “I swear by the hair on my chinny chin chin
    I’m gonna find a way to get in
    I’m gonna keep hangin’ around …”

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    If the United States wants to keep anything SECRET, then they need to store it with Obama’s college papers and birth certificate.

  10. I know wiki fu!

  11. The hand of Borgus Weems turns on its owner.

  12. Talk to the hand girlfriend, because I ain’t listening.

  13. Someone has photoshopped out the “help me” he had scribbled on his palm.

  14. Michael Hamm says:

    Another desperate Clemson Tiger fan says “Talk to the Paw”

  15. 1) “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

  16. rodney dill says:

    DRUDGEBREAKING: Helen Thomas’s new partner for DWTS unveiled, Developing…

  17. Assange: it’s Australian for traitor.

  18. That isn’t Corporal Wicki? Well, he is an inglourious bastard.

  19. John425 says:

    I said: “Stop! Come hither. Stop! Come hither, Stop! Come hither.” and it works on those Swedish girls every time.

  20. rodney dill says:

    Assange: it’s Australian for traitor.

    …at least ange is Australian for hat.


  22. 3) “Release the Karken!”

    4) “Back off, man! Or I’ll release the Karken!”

  23. 5) “Release the Karken…I mean the Doomsday File!”

    6) “Back off, man! Or I’ll release the Karken…I mean the Doomsday File!”

  24. Peterh says:

    You’re asking if I like my fingers?!? What’s that suppose to mean???

  25. Michael Hamm says:

    Do you like my manicure? I think the color matches my eyes.

  26. Maggie Mama says:

    No, no thanks; I don’t need any condoms.

  27. 7) “WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange — No longer just the president of the Phantom Hand Syndrome Club for Men but very soon a ‘client’, too.”

  28. Now is the time in the dockets when we dance.

  29. Outback: No rules, just write.

  30. I had a very long rendition of Men Without Ange doing “Unsafely Prance”, but OTB ate it and I lack the time to do it again right now.

  31. 8) “Julian Assange, International Man of Mystery. Yeah, baby. Yeah!”

  32. This Guy says:

    The room fell silent as Assange broke into a falsetto rendition of Bette Midler’s “From a distance”.