Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 6, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday
“…and then what I suspect will happen as the Navy SEAL has his foot on my neck and pulls out his knife is that I’ll yell ‘I have a family!’ or some such thing. Then he’ll do his business. Very Hollywood, but I suspect the New York Times will still report it as a suicide”
“Get that bucket of water away from me, Dorothy!”
Stop right there or I’ll choke myself!
And then my male partner reached for my neck . . . . .
I’m the most powerful man alive! With this single hand I have jerked off the entire world.
This is my quest to follow that star, no matter how hopeless no matter how far!
If you put me in a room alone with Hillary, I will kill myself!
“I swear by the hair on my chinny chin chin
I’m gonna find a way to get in
I’m gonna keep hangin’ around …”
If the United States wants to keep anything SECRET, then they need to store it with Obama’s college papers and birth certificate.
I know wiki fu!
The hand of Borgus Weems turns on its owner.
Talk to the hand girlfriend, because I ain’t listening.
Someone has photoshopped out the “help me” he had scribbled on his palm.
Another desperate Clemson Tiger fan says “Talk to the Paw”
1) “All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.”
DRUDGEBREAKING: Helen Thomas’s new partner for DWTS unveiled, Developing…
Assange: it’s Australian for traitor.
That isn’t Corporal Wicki? Well, he is an inglourious bastard.
I said: “Stop! Come hither. Stop! Come hither, Stop! Come hither.” and it works on those Swedish girls every time.
…at least ange is Australian for hat.
2) “WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!”
3) “Release the Karken!”
4) “Back off, man! Or I’ll release the Karken!”
5) “Release the Karken…I mean the Doomsday File!”
6) “Back off, man! Or I’ll release the Karken…I mean the Doomsday File!”
You’re asking if I like my fingers?!? What’s that suppose to mean???
Do you like my manicure? I think the color matches my eyes.
No, no thanks; I don’t need any condoms.
7) “WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange — No longer just the president of the Phantom Hand Syndrome Club for Men but very soon a ‘client’, too.”
Now is the time in the dockets when we dance.
Outback: No rules, just write.
I had a very long rendition of Men Without Ange doing “Unsafely Prance”, but OTB ate it and I lack the time to do it again right now.
8) “Julian Assange, International Man of Mystery. Yeah, baby. Yeah!”
The room fell silent as Assange broke into a falsetto rendition of Bette Midler’s “From a distance”.
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