Caption Contest

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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Matt says:

    The Gift of the Midgets

  2. Clint Petersen says:

    ‘Mr. President, why is this basket full of Social Security checks made out to ‘I.O.U.’

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Dream Act alert. Obama hands out Christmas citizen papers to Santa’s illegal elves.

  4. While Bill Clinton handled things in the White House Press Room, Barack Obama attended to important matters of state.

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    Obama’s senior advisors gather to receive their Christmas, oops I mean Holiday, bonus.

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    President Obama finally has a Rose Garden moment with the Tea Party who, in honor of the season, bring him a basket of bile.

  7. Obama continues to pander to unions, meeting today with representatives of the Lolipop Guild.

  8. Maggie Mama says:

    See I told you he wasn’t a Christian; Obama’s got an Easter Basket out for the Christmas Party!

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama couldn’t cope with a truly great communicator, Bill Clinton, “tower” over him at the Press Conference but his ego was happy when surrounded by “little people.”

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    ooops! make that “towering” over him……

  11. John Burgess says:

    “Come on, you little buggers, chip in… it’s your health care plan, too!”

  12. anjin-san says:

    When Republicans attack…

  13. G.A.Phillips says:

    I get the helper’s, but whats up with the three Drow standing behind him?

  14. John425 says:

    Obama: “Look, I know you kids don’t understand redistribution, so just gimme the damn basket!”

  15. “Kobe, I’m open in front of the basket!”

  16. Guess who else has a list of who’s been naughty and nice?

  17. Obama confronts the Democratic caucus who insist their only job is to give things away.

  18. I’m Mister Stimulus, I’m Mister Won.
    I’m Mister A-Lister, I am the Chosen One.
    They call me Hope Miser. Whatever I touch
    Turns to dust in my clutch, I’m too much.

  19. To raise his spirits, his staff arranged for President Obama to have a battle he could win, just like the old days.

  20. Excuse me Mr. President, but taking candy from a baby is a metaphor and not to be taken literally.

  21. And here, the President rescues chilly minors without even having to unbutton his jacket. Isn’t he incredible!

  22. Ole olady olady I oh,
    There’s Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    Now listen my voters and you shall hear
    A story fantastic, a story so queer.
    It’s all about Barack and his helpers three,
    There’s Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    Now Nancy’s the driver with plenty to say,
    Harry marks ears and he shows her the way.
    Though Obama really has no need for Joe,
    But takes him cause he loves him so.

    Ole olady olady I ay,
    Democrat Blue Dogs, away, away.
    Ole olady olady I oh,
    There’s Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    Obama is busy with his heavy tasks,
    He trusts Axelrod and never looks back.
    Ole olady olady I oh,
    There’s Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    Now go to bed early on this Christmas Eve,
    I’ve no way of knowing just what you’ll receive.
    But they’ll raise your taxes, that much I do know,
    ‘Twill be Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    The three little pols let out a shrill cry,
    Singing to Barack way up in the sky.
    Cursing and shouting as their losses ring,
    It’s Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    Ole olady olady I ay,
    Democrat Blue Dogs, away, away.
    Ole olady olady I oh,
    She’s Nancy, he’s Harry, he’s Joe.

    Obama is busy with his heavy tasks,
    He trusts Rev’rend Wright and never looks back.
    Ole olady olady I oh,
    There’s Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    Obama will come in and set down his pack,
    And Harry will hold the reins till the majority comes back.
    If you hear a giggle as he turns to go
    It’s Nancy, a mandate,…and Joe!

    Ole olady olady I ay.
    Democrat Blue Dogs, away, away.
    Ole olady olady I oh,
    I’m Nancy, I’m Harry, I’m Joe.

    Obama is busy with his heavy tasks,
    He trusts his aura and never looks back.
    Ole olady olady I oh,
    There’s Nancy, and Harry, and Joe.

    Ole olady olady I oh…

  23. (Editing error, please replace “Rev’rend Wright” with “Bill Clinton” in the last entry. Thanks.)

  24. Debbie Mabey says:

    Here are the rules of Elf Fight Club:

    Rule number one, no one talks about Elf Fight Club.

    Rule number two, light pants versus dark pants (and no, this is NOT about color).

    Rule number three, last one standing with possession of the basket gets to answer all the hard questions at the next press conference.

  25. Peterh says:

    Yes….short people HAVE a reason to live……

  26. “After a two years of estrangement, Obama reaches out to his base: The Little People.”

  27. “After two years of estrangement, Obama reaches out to his base: The Little People.”

  28. John425 says:

    Obama: “No, kids- this is NOT a “Pork Barrel”, it is a basket of Democrat largesse.”

  29. mannning says:

    No dammit, it’s my basket! Back off!

  30. “Go on, keep looking…I’m sure there’s some cookie crumbs left for you at the bottom.”

  31. “Now remember, this is not the official start of a soup kitchen line, okay?’

  32. “And the Liberal Spin says: Behold! The Promised One delivered from a mere basket containing a Lame Duck Congress, feeding the masses, which could not be brought forth before when he was in control of 2 out of the 3 branches of government, for it was not the appointed time.”

  33. “Now kids. Gather around. I have some bad news to tell you: you’re your own ‘Secret Santa Claus’ this year and for the foreseeable future…and beyond.”

  34. “Now kids. Gather around. After all, this one is on you…really. It is. I’m not kidding.”

  35. “Now remember kids, you can use your EBT cards at any major participating commercial retailer or neighborhood liquor store, okay?”

  36. “Finally, a Democrat subscribes to the Republican ‘Two Santa Claus Theory’ by Jude Wanniski — But is it too late?”

  37. “On behalf of both Houses of Congress, Obama passes the buck to the next generation of Americans.”

  38. “Why do y’all keep handing me snowballs? Haven’t I just proven to my base that I already have a pair?”

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