Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Hussein Malla)

Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JazzShaw says:

    “I’m not sure, Abdul. I think it has something to do with a moose.”

  2. JazzShaw says:

    “Last year we tried feeding it with crude oil, but all the needles fell off.”

  3. Debbie Mabey says:

    I think we’re about 2000 years late with these gifts. I told you to ask for directions.

  4. JazzShaw says:

    “There’s no point in complaining. It was either this or a menorah.”

  5. JazzShaw says:

    “It was just sitting there in Rockefeller Center and my daughter absolutely HAD to have it.”

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    Relax, Masood, it’s just a way to make them think we like them. In a couple of months we’ll put up a rabbit, in July a hot dog, in November a turkey. Window dressing, Masood, window dressing.

  7. John425 says:

    “It’s called a Tree, Achmed. In America they have miilions of them. Don’t eat those fruit balls off them, though. It tastes like glass.

  8. 1) “If I brought the gold and you the myrrh, who’s got the frankincense?”

  9. 2) “Remember, it’s suppose to be a surprise. So whatever you do, don’t tip off Charlie Brown, okay?”

  10. 3) “Wow! That’s one big car-freshener!”

  11. 4) “And that’s just the air-freshener, now can you imagine the size of the camel you hang it on?”

  12. Let me guess, Michael Moore is doing a film on Christmas.

  13. … On the second day of Christmas,
    Prince Faisal gave to me,
    Two Emirates,
    And a shopping mall in north New Jersey.

  14. The Allahlujah Chorus.

  15. John425 says:

    Well, as I understand it Mukti, the story says that The Prophet, who lives at the northernmost mosque in the snow lands, gets into a flying carriage pulled by 8 tiny pegasi (pegasuses?) and then they fly around delivering presents to the emir’s children at midnight.

  16. Look, Muhammad, how very wasteful they are! We have exactly 559 palms in our entire nation, Allah be praised, and they cut down some of their trees every year for religious decorations of some sort.

  17. No, Muhammad it didn’t grow up that way in this place!

  18. Maggie Mama says:

    If we call C.A.I.R., they’ll help us to force the mall to rename it “Mohammed’s Mountain”.

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    Look, just take down the Star and replace it with a minaret. Then everything’s ‘kosher.’

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    I’m not sure but I think a guy named “Tannebaum” owns it.

  21. Mari says:

    A buddha buy da big tree?

  22. rodney dill says:

    “Why does that little winged girl have a tree up her ass?”

  23. 5) “What? A Christmas tree? Here? In Abu Dhabi? Man, this climate change is way more serious than I first thought.”

  24. 6) “You know what this means, don’t you? Next year, it’s our turn to bailout America.”

  25. 7) “Don’t stare, Ahmed. It’s impolite. And for goodness sake, close your mouth.”

  26. 8) “I don’t know about that, Ahmed. I’m not so impressed. After all, if a rose can bloom in the desert, why not a 43-foot balsam fir? One apparently fully decorated with 14.3 million dollars — And I’m talking hard cash Euros on the oil barrel, here. Not those worthless USDs we’re still accepting — worth of Christmas ornaments!”

  27. Peterh says:

    At ninety dollars per barrel, I figured it’s a token concession….

  28. John425 says:

    “What’s that way up at the top of the tree Mahmoud? Oh. My. Allah. (OMA), it’s a menorah!