Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Winners will be announced Monday

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. GaltsGirl says:

    No, No.. no time for a presser. Michelle is waiting back at the clubhouse!

  2. mpw280 says:

    Ruining the nation is hard work, I need these breaks so that I can come back refreshed and ready to ruin some more. mpw

  3. John Burgess says:

    See ya, Suckas!

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    For the first time in my adult life I’m wearing little schoolboy shoes.

    Look, MA-tthews, one hand!

    I’m THE man, Tiger!

    I drive on the wild side.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    You press guys are so ungrateful, would you rather be here or up watching a grisly mama shoot a moose?

  6. John425 says:

    Obama: “Nah, the economy, job losses and world crises can wait. Can’t you see that I’m 2 under par?”

  7. John425 says:

    Obama: “Gotta run! There’s another freedom that I have to stamp out before the day ends.”

    Obama: “The Secret Service says this is the replacement for the Presidential limo, but I’m not so sure”

    Obama: “We’re seeing the new TSA body scans tonite! Bring some popcorn and join us!”

  8. Hasta la vista, baby.

  9. By the fourth time security asked the caddy if Obama was his guest, the President started to get a bit annoyed.

  10. JazzShaw says:

    “Live long and pros… Damnit! How did Nimoy do that thing with his fingers!?!?”

  11. JazzShaw says:

    “Ha! Let’s see YOU schmucks get a tee time here on one day’s notice!”

  12. JazzShaw says:

    “Just keep smiling and waving. They’ve got instructions not to let Megyn Kelly over the rope line.”

  13. G.A.Phillips says:

    Nice driving skills…….

  14. Chadzilla says:

    “I’m playing golf because if I played fiddle, it would be obvious how disconnected I was from how bad it’s getting.”

  15. There’s got to be a joke about Bushwood in here somewhere struggling to get out.

  16. “I am Tiger Woods.”

  17. Maybe the White House should spend less time worrying about the president being photographed without a shirt and more time worrying about him being photographed without slacks.

  18. Couldn’t get a caddy?

  19. “Miss it Noonan, miss it!”

  20. Are you my pal…”Mr. Scholarship Winner”?

  21. “Hey everybody, we’re all going to get f*&%ed!”

  22. Peterh says:

    Hey Haley….and your C of CC cohorts…..bite me….

  23. MikeM_inMd says:

    But he waved goodbye saying,
    “Don’t you cry,
    I’ll be back again some day.”
    Thumpetty thump thump, …

  24. Maggie Mama says:

    Sorry, guys, no press allowed at the 19th hole.

    No, and you can just tell that Fox News reporter that I am NOT driving Mr. Daisy.

    Tell Bill O’Reilly I’ve never heard of ‘Miller Time’.

  25. Jim King says:

    Maybe it went that a way? I’ll drive this time and please tell everyone that I AM suppose to be the driver and you are supposed to be in that seat…
    Jim King

  26. “Hey, Obama! Lucy just called. She wants her shoes back!”

  27. “Sorry, can’t stop now. I got an urgent meeting at the 9th hole with my new economic advisor, Tiger Woods.”

  28. “Later, back at the clubhouse — and much to the disappointment of his fellow (mostly White) golfers — Obama took yet another moment to unnecessarily explain his diverse racial makeup: ‘Take the mahogany and ivory color of my shoes for instance …”

  29. “Shortly after this photo was taken, Obama entertained his fellow (mostly White) golfers back at the clubhouse, explaining how even his shoes symbolically reflected his diverse racial makeup: ‘Take the mahogany and ivory color of my shoes for instance …”

  30. “Obama moves onto the next hole — after quickly washing his balls.”

  31. “Looks like Obama plays the Green Card — driving an electric car (not failing to pass the DREAM Act) — only while he’s on the green.”