Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Winners will be announced Monday
No, No.. no time for a presser. Michelle is waiting back at the clubhouse!
Ruining the nation is hard work, I need these breaks so that I can come back refreshed and ready to ruin some more. mpw
See ya, Suckas!
For the first time in my adult life I’m wearing little schoolboy shoes.
Look, MA-tthews, one hand!
I’m THE man, Tiger!
I drive on the wild side.
You press guys are so ungrateful, would you rather be here or up watching a grisly mama shoot a moose?
Obama: “Nah, the economy, job losses and world crises can wait. Can’t you see that I’m 2 under par?”
Obama: “Gotta run! There’s another freedom that I have to stamp out before the day ends.”
Obama: “The Secret Service says this is the replacement for the Presidential limo, but I’m not so sure”
Obama: “We’re seeing the new TSA body scans tonite! Bring some popcorn and join us!”
Hasta la vista, baby.
By the fourth time security asked the caddy if Obama was his guest, the President started to get a bit annoyed.
“Live long and pros… Damnit! How did Nimoy do that thing with his fingers!?!?”
“Ha! Let’s see YOU schmucks get a tee time here on one day’s notice!”
“Just keep smiling and waving. They’ve got instructions not to let Megyn Kelly over the rope line.”
Nice driving skills…….
“I’m playing golf because if I played fiddle, it would be obvious how disconnected I was from how bad it’s getting.”
There’s got to be a joke about Bushwood in here somewhere struggling to get out.
“I am Tiger Woods.”
Maybe the White House should spend less time worrying about the president being photographed without a shirt and more time worrying about him being photographed without slacks.
Couldn’t get a caddy?
“Miss it Noonan, miss it!”
Are you my pal…”Mr. Scholarship Winner”?
“Hey everybody, we’re all going to get f*&%ed!”
Hey Haley….and your C of CC cohorts…..bite me….
But he waved goodbye saying,
“Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day.”
Thumpetty thump thump, …
Sorry, guys, no press allowed at the 19th hole.
No, and you can just tell that Fox News reporter that I am NOT driving Mr. Daisy.
Tell Bill O’Reilly I’ve never heard of ‘Miller Time’.
Maybe it went that a way? I’ll drive this time and please tell everyone that I AM suppose to be the driver and you are supposed to be in that seat…
“Hey, Obama! Lucy just called. She wants her shoes back!”
“Sorry, can’t stop now. I got an urgent meeting at the 9th hole with my new economic advisor, Tiger Woods.”
“Later, back at the clubhouse — and much to the disappointment of his fellow (mostly White) golfers — Obama took yet another moment to unnecessarily explain his diverse racial makeup: ‘Take the mahogany and ivory color of my shoes for instance …”
“Shortly after this photo was taken, Obama entertained his fellow (mostly White) golfers back at the clubhouse, explaining how even his shoes symbolically reflected his diverse racial makeup: ‘Take the mahogany and ivory color of my shoes for instance …”
“Obama moves onto the next hole — after quickly washing his balls.”
“Looks like Obama plays the Green Card — driving an electric car (not failing to pass the DREAM Act) — only while he’s on the green.”
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