Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, January 10, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday
Pope Benedict’s announcement of the new “Virtual Church” Liturgy has proven to be quite popular.
Does God tweet? It seems we have lost touch with God; some local parishioners offer up high tech gadgets hoping it will help them reconnect with Him.
Heaven only knows why the Church did this but blame Palin cause it’s apparent that she’s inherited that role from Bush — being blamed for everything.
Good grief, is it Lent already? What gizmo are you giving up this year?
Disgusted with distracted church goers, the Monsignor has taken to confiscating all tech toys before beginning Sunday Mass.
OMG! hv snnd IMO, fgv me a hmble snnr.
…in the name of the laptop, the tablet, and the smart phone.
Presumably the Franciscans are still going on about whether or not Jesus Christ owned his PC.
Today’s homily is brought to you by Dell.
A clear violation of the separation of Church and State of the Art.
Why does the roadmap to heaven have cross-hairs on it?
The Satanists still use Juno dial-up.
Oh come on now! Vista was bad…but an EXORCISM?!?
Fr. Flannagen got the idea from “Ceiling Cat.”
“My bandwidth is shot, too many parishioners are hooked into the beelzehub..”
DIsplay case of “Forbidden Items” under the second Obama Administration.
As a matter of fact, our most popular indulgence is the iPad.
With the addition of St. Peter’s Palm Pilot, the church’s collection of holy relics rivaled that of any church in Christendom.
Who will rid me of this turbulent PC?
OMG, Dan Brown was right!
Sorry, is this the Gates of Heaven or the Gates of Hell?
“…and lead us not into TechNation, but deliver us from evil…..”
Purification rites will not prevent sinful uses of these instruments of the Devil.
As always, it is the user that sins, not the instrument, be it laptop or gun or ________.
I see that many of the advisers have made it to church, but still no President or teleprompter……
Hey….it’s a business…..what’d you expect…..
In a bid to counteract declining attendance the Anglican church announced it would be installing wireless hotspots in each church and 4G in each cathedral..
In the beginning there was DOS…
Am I not my Brother’s keeper?
And Eve took a byte from the Apple II…
I must consult the Holy C.
God loves standards. That’s why he made so many of them.
“… and the poor shall be DNS’d, the lame shall be Googled and the meek shall inherit the platform.
The daemon-possessed Regan: “Your motherboard overflows stacks in Hell!”
But, but, isn’t the Z80 Assembler manual an accepted element of the Apocrypha?
Sudo get me to Heaven.
Some of the faithful have thought that a miracle message could come throught the medium of computers, and here is a test….Will God use some form of E-mail?
… and St. William of the Gates went forth among the heretics and, Lo, they did see the L.E.D. light.
Country going to Hell? There’s an app for that.
Eventually even The Almighty gave up on Windows 7.
1) God Squad goes Geek Squad
2) Vatican III?
3) “Tron, location query. Confirm…Confirmed, Alan One…I am creating the information on your disk that will erase the MCP and change the system. Dedicate yourself to getting the disk into the heart of the MCP. This interface is located at its base. We will not be able to communicate again unless you succeed. Go!”
4) “Your own…personal, Jesus. Reach out and touch faith.”
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