Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
Like many an eccentric billionare, Mark Zuckerberg, fresh from his recent success with Goldman-Sachs’ investment, has decided to buy everybody’s pants.
As if the ignominy of a Bed-Bug infestation were not bad enough, New Yorkers are now faced with an outbreak of Ants-in-the-Pants.
“Yes, I thought it was strange the TSA agents wanted just our pants for a second security check – Did you get a good look at their badges or where they went?”
Excited at the chance to be in a movie, these extras, awaiting the directors cue, were certain that ‘Pantywaist’ (the follow-up to the cult favorite ‘Cloverfield’) will be an even bigger success.
Yeah, in retrospect we probably shouldn’t have scheduled this in January.
I can admit when I’m wrong. This speed dating thing is a lot less geeky than I’d heard.
Noramlly the only person not wearing pants in public, Grayson Williamson III admitted he felt “oddly uncomfotable” in this crowd.
Living in constant fear of being the last person to spot the latest fashion trend, New York hipsters may have reacted hastily to the rumor that the bottom was about to fall out of the market.
Some new Members of Congress are objecting to the enhanced security on Capitol Hill
Truth in labelling at the matrimonial market allows browsing grooms to avoid any browsing brides who may have a bad ass.
New Yorkers find interesting ways to cut back on expenses after latest tax hikes.
With privacy all but gone, New Yorkers air there dirty laundry in public
“No, I don’t feel cold at all. In fact I’m quite comfortable, why do you ask?….Hey! Quit looking down there! Not cool man, not cool!”
Now that “DADT” is history a whole new cadre of potential recruits line up to join the Army.
Isn’t this the casting-call line for “American Idol Gone Wild”?
Nope, we’re just THE Fruit of The Loom.
“Hey, guys, has anyone else noticed the misnomer on this young lady’s undergarments?”
Aspirants to the title of Emperor audition around the world.
Guys “shortcomings” on display for all to see.
Right-wing radicals have decided to replace all gun-related political speech with butt-metaphors.
TSA? I thought the sign said T&A.
The gathering thong, I mean throng.
Phase two of the underpants gnome theory begins.
Baby, it’s cold outside…
Where will Jules Winnfield keep his wallet?
The one day of the year where a burka might make sense in New York.
Wisely, the Naked Cowboy takes the day off.
Finally, the question of boxers or briefs can be definitively answered without equivocation.
The OTB ‘We have no ponce‘ day went grotesquely awry.
It’s not enough to build a stable business on, but for one day the disposable seat warmer concession does a booming business.
Sans-culottes or sans sense?
In related news, David Letterman’s production company filed for bankruptcy protection today.
Docker’s “wear the pants” campaign experienced an epic fail today…
Actually, it doesn’t look bad at all.
Buch of ass Clowns?
Los Angelenos realize they are about to have their asses taxed off.
Truth in Packaging: All that cellulite really does make for a bad ass.
Kind of makes the whole, “I’m not wearing any pants, film at 11” joke unfunny, doesn’t it?
Fill your lungs with the Derry air.
Say welcome to our old friend Sweeps Week.
“Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.” — John Winger
Bryan Fischer has just issued a warning stating that participating in no-pants-day may make you gay….
Something tells me they never saw the program “What Not To Wear”.
I see London, I see France…
And for enjoyment tomorrow – a day without shirts.
Today’s reality show contest is – Find the skid marked undies.
Well, they WERE predicting a short market.
The avant guarde production of “Puss ‘n Boots” was tentatively titled “Tux ‘n Butts”
I needed to pay closer attention when my broker advised me against using naked shorts.
Voters line up to take it in the shorts.
The “No Label Movement” is just like Hanes underwear: No label and filled with tools, nuts, and asses.
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