Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Rick says:

    “Oh, it creates fire in your belly,”

  2. When retired postal worker James Kelly of Salem, New Jersey tells the kids to get off his lawn, he backs it up with fire power.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Wow. Kevin Costner found a great way to burn up that oil!

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    When there’s smoke, there’s a pyromaniac.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Duh, now I know why they’re called the “Great Smoky Mountains.”

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    As he works, Smokey hums his theme song: ” Smokey the Bear, Smokey the Bear.
    Prowlin’ and a growlin’ and a sniffin’ the air. He can find a fire before it starts to flame.
    That’s why they call him Smokey, That was how he got his name.”

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    We’ve found the smoke, but where did Obama hide the mirrors?

  8. Hodink says:

    “Ma, from the looks of it, the moonshine is boffo this year.”

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    The bong… the bong.. the bong is on fire…………….

  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    Farouk realizes, to his dismay, he has aimed his rocket the wrong way.

  11. John425 says:

    Mythbusters demonstrates the 1532 experiment of Sir William de Bouef wherein he proved that a weapon akin to ” Sending forth as wind from the anus” could have battlefield possibilities.

  12. This is my cannon, this is my gun…

  13. The Cannon Sure-Shot.

  14. Keye Luke look alike no like Kelo.

  15. Can R. Lee Ermey and his film crew be far away?

  16. Tom Knighton says:

    Say hello to my lil friend!

  17. physics geek says:

    “Damned mosquitoes!”

    “There’s something wrong with this water gun, but I can’t quite put my finger on it.”

    “You talking to me? I said, ‘Are you talking to me?'”

    The paintball fight escalation went just a bit too far.

  18. 1) Unfortunately for Peter Rabbit, this time Mr. McGregor was ready for him.

  19. 2) Unfortunately for the children of Hobbiton, Gandalf didn’t always wakeup on the right side of the bed.

  20. 3) Confiscated among the contraband items seized aboard the flotilla bearing humanitarian aid headed straight for the Gaza blockade (while still in international waters), Hamas’s cinematic version of ‘Fiddler on the Roof’ – Its award winning entry at this year’s Cannes Film Festival in France, too!