Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Winners will be announced NEXT Thursday
Phil’s freezing and he says next year we can get the gloBULL to give the weather warning.
Phil says he’ll only tell his forecast to Andie MacDowell.
“You were right! Crowd size swelled when we replace the woodchuck with a beaver!”
The prognosticator of all prognosticators says that Al Gore and Global Warming are frauds.
Ugh. Phil just farted.
Dude! Phil’s on a diet, bring him a Lite beer.
Its rare to see three men excited over a frigid beaver.
“Nice looking pussy you got there”
I will not provide a caption to a Groundhog Day contest.
“We get asked that question a lot; as far as we know, he’d chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.”
I tell you guys roasted groundhog goes great with this Noble Pils by Sam Adams. mpw
“By Jove, you’re right! I can feel it. Phil is actually a Phyllis!
Ack, I had a clever idea I stole from Dodd, but WordPress prevents me doing it. Oh well.
“Blimey! The thing just shat on me!”
Rick Santorum’s Dating Game presents its next group of eligible bachelors.
The Beer Summit just got weirder.
Granted, it was a disaster but at the time, and after several Sam Adams’, the idea of combining Punkin’ Chunkin’ and groundhogs seemed like a great idea.
Is that a groundhog on your shoulder or are you just glad to see me?
John here takes care of the groundhog year round.
Oh? Where do you keep it?
In my kid’s room.
Man! The smell must be terrible.
Yeah, but the groundhog doesn’t seem to mind.
No longer even able to get a dinner theater gig, Patrick Stewart (far right) ends up doing supermarket parking lots and guest shots in Punxsutawney.
Screw the weather. I’ve been stuck in a hole for months and I need some beaver.
He has my nose but his mother’s eyes.
Punxsutawney Phil? Not my name you three nitwits! Just put me back down so I can take care of things….personal things!
Groundhog thought bubble: “WTF?”
Center man w/mic: “Where did you get such a damned ugly lookin’ thing?
Groundhog: “Hey, he’s holding me to keep me warm.”
[…] Rodney Dill […]
1) Shortly after taking another sip of his life-extending elixir, Punxsutawney Phil checked himself into Rehab.
2) Punxsutawney Phil, the world famous weather prognosticating rodent and political pundit, emerges from his home on Gobbler’s Knob to predict an early spring and 30 more years of dictatorship in Egypt.
Spring is coming early, but it is because of Global Warming. Hopefully it will melt all the snow we have had the past few weeks that are also because of Global Warming.
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