Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




(AP Photo/Samuel Adams, John Heller)

Winners will be announced NEXT Thursday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Phil’s freezing and he says next year we can get the gloBULL to give the weather warning.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Phil says he’ll only tell his forecast to Andie MacDowell.

  3. John Burgess says:

    “You were right! Crowd size swelled when we replace the woodchuck with a beaver!”

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    The prognosticator of all prognosticators says that Al Gore and Global Warming are frauds.

  5. Michael Hamm says:

    Ugh. Phil just farted.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Dude! Phil’s on a diet, bring him a Lite beer.

  7. MstrB says:

    Its rare to see three men excited over a frigid beaver.

  8. IP727 says:

    “Nice looking pussy you got there”

  9. I will not provide a caption to a Groundhog Day contest.

  10. “We get asked that question a lot; as far as we know, he’d chuck all the wood that a wood chuck could chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.”

  11. mpw280 says:

    I tell you guys roasted groundhog goes great with this Noble Pils by Sam Adams. mpw

  12. John425 says:

    “By Jove, you’re right! I can feel it. Phil is actually a Phyllis!

  13. Ack, I had a clever idea I stole from Dodd, but WordPress prevents me doing it. Oh well.

  14. John425 says:

    “Blimey! The thing just shat on me!”

  15. Moosebreath says:

    Rick Santorum’s Dating Game presents its next group of eligible bachelors.

  16. DMan says:

    The Beer Summit just got weirder.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Granted, it was a disaster but at the time, and after several Sam Adams’, the idea of combining Punkin’ Chunkin’ and groundhogs seemed like a great idea.

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Is that a groundhog on your shoulder or are you just glad to see me?

  19. FormerHostage says:

    John here takes care of the groundhog year round.
    Oh? Where do you keep it?
    In my kid’s room.
    Man! The smell must be terrible.
    Yeah, but the groundhog doesn’t seem to mind.

  20. FormerHostage says:

    No longer even able to get a dinner theater gig, Patrick Stewart (far right) ends up doing supermarket parking lots and guest shots in Punxsutawney.

  21. Michael Hamm says:

    Screw the weather. I’ve been stuck in a hole for months and I need some beaver.

  22. FormerHostage says:

    He has my nose but his mother’s eyes.

  23. mannning says:

    Punxsutawney Phil? Not my name you three nitwits! Just put me back down so I can take care of things….personal things!

  24. 3 kings

  25. John425 says:

    Groundhog thought bubble: “WTF?”

    Center man w/mic: “Where did you get such a damned ugly lookin’ thing?
    Groundhog: “Hey, he’s holding me to keep me warm.”

  26. 1) Shortly after taking another sip of his life-extending elixir, Punxsutawney Phil checked himself into Rehab.

  27. 2) Punxsutawney Phil, the world famous weather prognosticating rodent and political pundit, emerges from his home on Gobbler’s Knob to predict an early spring and 30 more years of dictatorship in Egypt.

  28. Don Singleton says:

    Spring is coming early, but it is because of Global Warming. Hopefully it will melt all the snow we have had the past few weeks that are also because of Global Warming.