Monday, June 21, 2010
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM (or there about)
OK OK maybe Obama was right for once?
Carl-Henric Svanberg, the Swedish Chairman of BP, arrives in Washington for his meeting with President Obama
How do you tell when it’s an evil rich CEO? When his yacht has galley slaves that’s how!!!!!
When we we come along side of the slick fire the Greek oil!!!!!
Or maybe, SKIMMING SPEED
Evil rich CEO:But my my Yacht is one hundred percent powered by green fuel :)…….
***Or maybe, SKIMMING SPEED***
yaya that’s the ticket:) I know Joyner is trying to kill me off by removing the spell checker and look up but I ain’t no quitter, just ask my sponsor:)
I got white smoke but I’m to lazy to use it, and google sucks cause if you spell the wrong word the right way this happens, maybe I should go with the dragon software? Or just start calling OTB radio……
But it’s good to see an higher educated person like yourself that can still understand what I’m saying when I spell a word wrong, I was beginning to lose all hope for the degreed……
But like I said before, edit for my dumb *** or and to it, I’ll share the glory with you man:)
Mamma Mia, ABBA is reuniting for a new world tour!!!
China’s finally off the hook. Thanks to BP’s Svanberg, everyone now refers to “taking a slow boat to Sweden.”
I don’t know, Larry. Maybe “going green” isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.
This photograph confirms a TMZ report that Tiger Woods will get their 155- foot yacht, Privacy, but Elin will only get the dinghy.
“Whoa, that BP guy is at it again. And he’s got Gary Coleman’s cadaver in there with him!”
No! I said send out for coffee and Danish, not coffee and Swedish!
Well at least they’re not French!
Swedes race up the Potomac to demand return of Obama’s Nobel.
Gaza flotilla boat decides it made a wrong turn somewhere.
We come on the sloop Johann B,
My bride-to-be and me.
Around Stockholm fjords we did roam.
Drinking all night,
Got into a fight,
And now we’re broke up,
I want to go home.
On we sweep with threshing oar, our only goal will be the western shore. Ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhh ah. Ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhh ah.
Decorum prevents me from making several crude jokes about Swedish Seamen, vessels, weddings, and Tiger Woods on this auspicious occasion.
Johhny Depp and the Pirates of the Caribbean-vol. #12
David Simon’s next HBO series: Trireme.
A Salahi Picnic On The Potomac
1) With Isaac, Gopher and Doc all aboard, Captain Stubing takes the helm, piloting the Royal Swedish couple into the uncharted waters of the Sea of Love.
2) Much to the disappointment of the bride, the three-hour tour was cut to two minutes and twenty-two seconds.
U.S. Navy launches its first “Green” warship. The world trembles in fear.
3) Much to the disappointment of the bride, the three-hour tour was cut short by two hours and fifty-eight minutes.
4) Although coming from a sexually liberated society, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple protested when the Captain ordered more seamen on the poop deck.
5) Although coming from a sexually liberated society, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple drew the line when the Captain ordered more seamen on the poop deck.
6) Despite their efforts to change their country’s reputation for producing sexual erotica, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple knew they had their work cutout for them when they heard the Captain order more seamen on the poop deck.
7) Failing to make his case that he was using a legitimate nautical term, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple asked the Captain to step-down for ordering more seamen on the poop deck.
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