Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM (or there about)

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    OK OK maybe Obama was right for once?

  2. Carl-Henric Svanberg, the Swedish Chairman of BP, arrives in Washington for his meeting with President Obama

  3. G.A.Phillips says:

    How do you tell when it’s an evil rich CEO? When his yacht has galley slaves that’s how!!!!!

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    SCIMMING SPEAD!!!!!!!!!

  5. G.A.Phillips says:

    When we we come along side of the slick fire the Greek oil!!!!!

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    SCIMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!!

    lol, errrrrrr……….

  7. rodney dill says:

    SCIMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!!

    lol, errrrrrr……….

    Or maybe, SKIMMING SPEED

  8. G.A.Phillips says:

    Evil rich CEO:But my my Yacht is one hundred percent powered by green fuel :)…….

  9. G.A.Phillips says:

    ***Or maybe, SKIMMING SPEED***

    yaya that’s the ticket:) I know Joyner is trying to kill me off by removing the spell checker and look up but I ain’t no quitter, just ask my sponsor:)

    I got white smoke but I’m to lazy to use it, and google sucks cause if you spell the wrong word the right way this happens, maybe I should go with the dragon software? Or just start calling OTB radio……

    But it’s good to see an higher educated person like yourself that can still understand what I’m saying when I spell a word wrong, I was beginning to lose all hope for the degreed……

    But like I said before, edit for my dumb *** or and to it, I’ll share the glory with you man:)

  10. Maggie Mama says:

    Mamma Mia, ABBA is reuniting for a new world tour!!!

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    China’s finally off the hook. Thanks to BP’s Svanberg, everyone now refers to “taking a slow boat to Sweden.”

  12. Mr. Prosser says:

    I don’t know, Larry. Maybe “going green” isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    This photograph confirms a TMZ report that Tiger Woods will get their 155- foot yacht, Privacy, but Elin will only get the dinghy.

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    “Whoa, that BP guy is at it again. And he’s got Gary Coleman’s cadaver in there with him!”

  15. John425 says:

    No! I said send out for coffee and Danish, not coffee and Swedish!

    Well at least they’re not French!

    Swedes race up the Potomac to demand return of Obama’s Nobel.

    Gaza flotilla boat decides it made a wrong turn somewhere.

  16. We come on the sloop Johann B,
    My bride-to-be and me.
    Around Stockholm fjords we did roam.
    Drinking all night,
    Got into a fight,
    And now we’re broke up,
    I want to go home.

  17. On we sweep with threshing oar, our only goal will be the western shore. Ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhh ah. Ahhhhhh ahhh ahhhhhhhh ah.

  18. Decorum prevents me from making several crude jokes about Swedish Seamen, vessels, weddings, and Tiger Woods on this auspicious occasion.

  19. John425 says:

    Johhny Depp and the Pirates of the Caribbean-vol. #12

  20. David Simon’s next HBO series: Trireme.

  21. Hodink says:

    A Salahi Picnic On The Potomac

  22. 1) With Isaac, Gopher and Doc all aboard, Captain Stubing takes the helm, piloting the Royal Swedish couple into the uncharted waters of the Sea of Love.

  23. 2) Much to the disappointment of the bride, the three-hour tour was cut to two minutes and twenty-two seconds.

  24. michael Hamm says:

    U.S. Navy launches its first “Green” warship. The world trembles in fear.

  25. 3) Much to the disappointment of the bride, the three-hour tour was cut short by two hours and fifty-eight minutes.

  26. 4) Although coming from a sexually liberated society, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple protested when the Captain ordered more seamen on the poop deck.

    5) Although coming from a sexually liberated society, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple drew the line when the Captain ordered more seamen on the poop deck.

    6) Despite their efforts to change their country’s reputation for producing sexual erotica, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple knew they had their work cutout for them when they heard the Captain order more seamen on the poop deck.

    7) Failing to make his case that he was using a legitimate nautical term, the Royal Swedish newlywed couple asked the Captain to step-down for ordering more seamen on the poop deck.