Caption Contest Winners

The Loan Wars Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Loan Wars Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

REUTERS/Suffolk County Police


First: G.A.Phillips – The Empire Strikes Bank?

Second: John BurgessI’m from the government. I’m here to help. Give me all your money.

Third: charles austinHurry up, my Death Star is double parked.


John425 – “Give me all your Luke!” I mean, “give me all your loot”

jfoobar – “You are unwise to lower your defens…err, interest rates.”

Robert W. ArmijoPolice later detained and released Dick Cheney, apologizing for the mistaken identity.


I find your lack of no load funds disturbing.

I beg to differ, The Death Star does qualify for Cash For Clunkers.

Save or save not, there is no try.

No Mr. Vader, a new checking account only scores you a Rival Appliance… not a Rebel Alliance…

“…and the next time I come in you better be fully handicapped accessible.”

The Thursday Contest is already half-baked.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:


  2. Thanks for third Rodney.