Caption Contest Winners

The Titanic Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Titanic Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

REUTERS/Danish Siddiqui


First: Michael Hamm – Captain Obama steers the USS Economy into socialist waters.

Second: Ole Sarge – When the “Ship of State” lists to “port”, this is what can happen.

Third: Maggie Mama – Who’s the idiot at BP that thought this would be a good way to plug the hole?


Robert W. ArmijoA spokesperson for the Somali pirates quickly denied any involvement.

Alex KnappProof positive that a rising tide does NOT lift all boats.

G.A.Phillips – Federal Aid to the teachers unions has arrived….

Phil Smith – “That’s what you do with a drunken sailor, bitch!”


Leaning to the left causes catastrophe

“Well der Ole, I guess inside a cargo container’s not such a good way to go to da new country?”
“Ya der hey, Sven.”

“I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

The USS Tetris was trickier to maneuver than originally thought.

The Monday Contest is already ordering tutti-frutti.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dodd says:

    I wuz robbed!

  2. rodney dill says:

    yea, yea, a critic in every port.

    Actually that one was pretty good too, Dodd, it just didn’t catch my eye at the time.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Very possibly we’ll be using BP as the epitome of stupidity for months of Caption Contest … to quote a famous son of NOLA: “They are stuck on stupid.”

    Thanks, Dill.