Caption Contest Winners
The Titanic Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Titanic Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Michael Hamm – Captain Obama steers the USS Economy into socialist waters.
Second: Ole Sarge – When the “Ship of State” lists to “port”, this is what can happen.
Third: Maggie Mama – Who’s the idiot at BP that thought this would be a good way to plug the hole?
HONORABLE MENTION
Robert W. Armijo – A spokesperson for the Somali pirates quickly denied any involvement.
Alex Knapp – Proof positive that a rising tide does NOT lift all boats.
G.A.Phillips – Federal Aid to the teachers unions has arrived….
Phil Smith – “That’s what you do with a drunken sailor, bitch!”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Leaning to the left causes catastrophe
“Well der Ole, I guess inside a cargo container’s not such a good way to go to da new country?”
“Ya der hey, Sven.”“I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat.”
The USS Tetris was trickier to maneuver than originally thought.
The Monday Contest is already ordering tutti-frutti.
I wuz robbed!
yea, yea, a critic in every port.
Actually that one was pretty good too, Dodd, it just didn’t catch my eye at the time.
Very possibly we’ll be using BP as the epitome of stupidity for months of Caption Contest … to quote a famous son of NOLA: “They are stuck on stupid.”
Thanks, Dill.