Caption Contest Winners

The Soft Serve Dip Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Soft Serve Dip Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: charles austinI’d like a double dip recession, I mean, vanilla ice cream cone.

Second: D. DeanI like that. ‘POTUS Floatus’. Gimme three of ’em.

Third: John425 – “I can haz cheeseburger?”


Robert W. ArmijoObama Girl?! Are you working here now?

JazzShawIt’s your shop, but just from a basic marketing perspective, I don’t think Oil Soaked Pelican is a very good idea for a flavor.

Maggie Mama – My wife has a rather large mouth; how many scoops will it take to shut it up?

Idiot – Michelle – I like my man how I like my country – bent over

Michael Hamm – Can I pay for this with Food Stamps?

charles austinDo you have those, um, waffle cones?


“C’mon I’m the president, don’t I get free sprinkles?”

The sucker bows down to everyone.

“You want fries widdat?”

“Uh… would you mind if someone built a Mosque next door?”

The Thursday Contest has already got things under wraps.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo Hoo! Thanks Rodney.