Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Tuesday, June 24, 2008 · 2 comments

The Queen and I Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(Larry Downing/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – “I say, it seems like Russert still has a few questions for you, Georgie.”

Second: Suzanne Berton – It’s a bird; it’s a plane; no, it’s your father sky diving again.

Third: Wyatt Earp – “And one night when we were really tanked, Phillip and I made love while riding the chandelier.”

HONORABLE MENTION

Bithead – C’mon, Mr. Wallenda….

elliot – I think it was that smiling bird that got you.

William d’Inger – That stain is from the royal spitting contest of 1277.

Elmo – And watch out for Obama, he thinks he can fly.

yetanotherjohn – Man, 8 years has sure aged Laura.

John425 – Queen: “In a previous contest, Dill had that huge Egyptian statue standing dockside at the Thames.” (George: “I liked the yellow ducky better…” — Rodney)

Jim – “Made you look.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“No George!…. NOT Pinata.”

George never figured out the Queens odd reaction to “Whassup?”

Oh, look, there’s Charlie, lets do yell “JUMP.”

Queen: “There’s one of the R.O.U.S now.” Dubya: “I don’ beleef dey exist,”

The Monday Contest smells a rat.