Caption Contest Winners

The Gone With The Schwinn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Gone With The Schwinn Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


First: charles austinBorn to be mild.

Second: Michael Hamm – Obama takes his Green Energy initiative on the road. So far, one job saved or created.

Third: FormerHostage – Conclusive proof that BS is a renewable source of energy!


Robert W. armijo “We’re out of the woods and back on the right track!”

floyd – I ride my bike, I roller skate, don’t drive no car, don’t go too fast, but I go way too far…

Brummagem Joe – Bike loans, another socialist scheme

coco konskimichelle said i couldn’t ride a two wheeler but YES I CAN!

G.A.Phillips – Nice helmet…’s gonna be funny as hell when he wipes out and one of his ears cuts down a tree…

Maggie Mama – As usual the President is spinning his wheels.

More charles austin

Apparently, all the men’s bikes were taken.

Is this Sturgis?

There is still no basement in the Alamo.


The Perfect HUFFY poster child

The Gods must be Crazy III – Who else would drop a bike into Kenya.

Obama delivers the Big November Schwinn he promised Pelosi and Reid.

Lazy… Lazy… He don’t give a shit ’bout you.
Power crazy, running car companies too.
Republicans he’ll disparage,
We can’t afford his heritage,
but he’s a treat, ‘says “Kiss my seat,”
on a bicycle built for spew.

The Thursday Contest is in a hole and digging faster.

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Woo hoo!  Thanks Rodney.

  2. Rock says:

    Look, Michelle, they took the training wheels off.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Sorry, Rock.  I hear they’re going to be putting the “training” wheels back on cause Obama still can’t manage very well.