Caption Contest Winners
The Trash Heap Has Spoken Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
This will be the last contest at OTB for a couple of weeks.
(Courtesy of Clinton spokesman Philippe Reines)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Cowboy Blob – So there I was, perfectly camouflaged at the bottom of the swimming pool….
Second: Hodink – “Auntie Em and the gang greet Dorothy. Yet again Kansas is looking drab.”
Third: markm – Clinton aide “Hey, Mrs. Clinton, Barack really wants you and Bill to help him campaign on his wonderful bid for the Presidency. Your thoughts?”
Wyatt Earp – Hillary: “It’s great to be back in Washington smacking some balls around!”
radio Free Fred – “I Never Knew You Could Have That Much Fun With A Ping Pong Ball And A Lighter!”
Dennis – HOLY CRAP! Get Monica outa here!
Suzanne Berton – And Obama thought I’d just go away for good! I never go away.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Uh, Did you iron my shirts yet?”
“Well… when I landed by broom at the Baghdad Airport they couldn’t see me until the final approach.”
The OTB Contest Regular Schedule will return mid-July