Caption Contest Winners

The We’re Going to Disney World Edition OTB CaptionContestTM is now over.

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(AP Photo/Paul Beaty)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: John425 – Pres. Obama: “C’mon girls. Wal-Mart ain’t open 24×7!”

Second: Doug Mataconis – Obama: “I wonder how the girls will feel when I tell them I just authorized the assassination of Justin Beiber”

Third: Michael Hamm – Michelle, you are a fashion genius with you and the kids. I am therefore appointing you to be our new fashion Czar.

HONORABLE MENTION

Jim Recznik – And you thought the economy was tight!

idiot – Who dresses these people???

Roger McGaugh – “Damn girl, that looks worse than the national debt.”

Maggie Mama – Just what Obama doesn’t need now … media talk of a fashion “disaster”.

Mr. Prosser – Tourists, the single-most embarassing export of the United States.

G.A.Phillips – Bare ankles!?!?! alalalalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Sorry about the AirForce One reference, I meant nothing could make your butt look fatter… I mean (dammit where’s the TOTUS when I need it).

Hey, This oil thing has me thinking… How ’bout we try a junk shot tonight?

The Monday Contest is headed to Nineveh.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    thanks for the HM bro, but whats up with the hieroglyphics on the toolbar? lol…….