Caption Contest Winners

The All Problems Look Like Nails Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Tuesday, January 11, 2011 · 2 comments

The All Problems Look Like Nails Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: G.A.Phillips – Isildur, cast it into the fire!!!!!!

Second: JazzShaw – “And Pelosi… your new pledge name will be… Flounder!”

Third: anjin-san – Equipped with a smokescreen gavel after a visit to Q, Agent Orange is ready for his next mission…

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – John Boehner’s middle name wouldn’t happen to be Henry, now would it?

Maggie Mama – I may walk softly but I carry a big f-in stick.

John425 – Boehner: “Why is the handle so sticky, Nancy?”

Robert W. Armijo – “I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubble gum.”

MstrB – At least he isn’t crying.

JKB – New Speaker of the House vows to drive a wedge between the House and the American wallet.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Now all I need are Reid’s Spear and Magic Helmet.

Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger bloat

I only cried ’cause I dropped this M—– F—– on my big toe.

Whack-A-Pol

Now I’ll make Pelosi say ‘Palomino.’

“This is the new Binsford Model 20Trillion gavel… More power,,, Augh! Augh! Augh!”

The Monday Contest is seeking God.exe.