Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Let the electiongames begin

(AP Photo/Dennis Cook)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie says:

    They say that behind every great man is a great woman. Unfortunately behind every one of these so-called “great” women is just a cartoon character.

  2. “Ed Klein was wrong. Clifford the Big Red Dog raped me to produce Chelsea.”

  3. “..and that’s why I want to represent all Americans. Whether it’s felons or, yes, even children like each of you, all should have the right to vote–and all should vote Democrat.”

  4. LJD says:

    Disney announces three new characters:
    Hippy, Dippy, and Snippy.

  5. Mustang 23 says:

    Please welcome the feature speaker at the Mascot Convention…

  6. David Harris says:

    “Oh my God! What’s that character with the huge head, yellow skin and crazy eyes???”

    “Relax, son. It’s just your Senator.”

  7. jim says:

    The red bitch, the little bitch, and the hairy bitch … and three mascots. What more could you ask for in a press conference?

  8. Bithead says:

    Hey, it works for the tobacco companies. Gotta get ’em when they’re young.

  9. Mythilt says:

    Moments before Hillary Clinton tore off her mask and revealed that she was the illegitimate child of Judge Doom from ‘Who Framed Rodger Rabbit’.

    The fantasy of a working socalistic society requires the existance of fantasy characters, as is demonstrated at Hillarys latest speech.

  10. The Man says:

    Clifford The Big Red Dog spent the next 15 minutes humping Hillary’s leg, which is more action than she’s had since 1995.

  11. Kenny says:

    “And, no, universal health care in my administration would not turn you into a fevered canine, a wide-eyed cat-a-tonic (pause for laugh) or a little girl suffering from gigantism.

    “You could, however, be forced into a bad color scheme for a business suit, just like this one actually …”

  12. Russ says:

    The reality-based community takes another step towards becoming indistinguishable from the fantasy-based community.

  13. John Burgess says:

    Her natural constituency comes out of the closet.

  14. Hillary Clinton gives a heartfelt “thank you” to voter Clifford the Big Red Dog and his friends.

  15. Maniakes says:

    “Hillary Clinton would get the $100 bill because the other three are figments of you ****ing imagination.”

  16. Maniakes says:


  17. Lorg Skyegon says:

    Disney held a press conference today to announce the cast of their new movie: “The New Golden Girls.”

  18. Rodney Dill says:

    Reporter: “Yes, I realize that Clifford is not a female dog. I was addressing my question to the Senator from New York.”

  19. Bithead says:

    She’s a TOON?

  20. T. Harris says:

    “I am so thrilled to be here today, surrounded by the core of my voting base! Thank you so much!”

  21. Chrees says:

    Our “reality based” campaign is going swimmingly…

  22. sgtfluffy says:

    Hillary, not wanting any negative publicity, encouraged Dean, Durbin and Pelosi to disguise themselves and blend into the crowd.

  23. Hodink says:

    “And remember, when I wear blue … you, human or not, you don’t. Peace. Out.”

  24. Hermoine says:

    “We have expanded the voting pool to include all cartoon and TV characters and Homer Simpson has agreed to be my running mate. Homer has devised our message to the terrorists.

    ‘Please don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!'”