Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(James Tourtellotte/US Border Patrol/Handout/Reuters)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. McGehee says:

    “Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to work we go!”

  2. Six Thousand National Guard Troops on Our Southern Border May Have Been An Exaggeration.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    FLASHBACK: Military budget cuts by the Clinton administration even affect the Navy’s Blue Angels.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    [ no comments…just the theme from “The Magificent Seven” playing in the background ]

  5. FormerHostage says:

    I swear Frank! If you don’t stop singing “Born To Be Wild” I’m gonna cap yer a$$!

  6. Lindy R. Dole says:

    The Nazgul in Tim Burton’s remake of The Lord of the Rings were way more cool.

  7. Eric J says:

    This summer from Disney, only on DVD: Snow White II: the Seven XTreme Dwarfs.

  8. “When We Come To The Fork In The Road Break Up Into Groups Of One.”

  9. Julian says:

    The Gringo Angels (Tucson Chapter).

  10. SgtFluffy says:

    Time again for the annual Border Patrol Immigrant Rodeo.

  11. Jacques says:

    Bush’s Awe Terreign Vigilanticles

  12. LJD says:

    The new 2006 800 cc Honda Maricon.

  13. the Pirate says:

    Sure beats riding a lawnmower.

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    The Blue Man Group is chosen for border patrol.

  15. Mark says:

    You can do anything but lay off of my blue tin ATV.

  16. Rodney Dill says:

    “Man, I am so bummed, when they said we got to use ATV’s I thought it stood for — Alien Testicle Vise

  17. Scott_T says:

    One Little, Two Little, Three Little Border Agents

    Four Little, Five Little Border Agents all riding their ATVs.

  18. Gollum says:

    Honda ATV: Made in Japan

    Nylon Riding Suit: Made in Thailand

    Cheapo American Flag: Made in China

    Idiotic Border Protection Plan: Made in USA

  19. McGehee says:

    The daily commute in L.A. has changed dramatically since gas hit $12 a gallon.

  20. Scott_T says:

    #5, “OK who had broccoli last night, what you all did!! You M*& F’ers you planned that!”

    Boy 5 new Border Agents for 370 miles of new wall, President Bush’s plan shall stop the flood of new illegals quickly.

  21. McCain says:

    In a show of strength against U.S. arrogance, Vicente Fox orders a Mexcian tank battalion to the border.

  22. Hodink says:

    “Border patrol? Well, they surely done did trick me! I thought we was gonna solve The Da Vinci Code.”

  23. DaveD says:

    New for this Fall on ABC: Extreme Immigrant Makeover – Red State Edition.

  24. Scott_T says:

    Suprisingly this was the DEMOCRATES idea of increased border security, 1 patrol of 5 agents, instead of 5 patrols of 1 agent that the Republicans had wanted. Democratic efficency at it’s best.

  25. One banana, two banana, three banana, four
    Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
    Over hill and highway the banana buggies go
    Comin’ on to bring you the Banana Splits show
    Makin’ up a mess of fun
    Makin’ up a mess of fun
    Lots of fun for everyone
    Tra la la, la la la la
    Tra la la, la la la la

  26. Born to be mild.

    Hell’s Little Kittens

    “Whose motorcycle is this?”
    “It’s an ATV, baby.”
    “Whose ATV is this?
    “Who’s Zed?”
    “Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”

  27. Rodney Dill says:

    The Banana Splits buggies had six wheels.

  28. In the day we sweat it out in the streets of a runaway American dream…

    They hide their butterfly tattoos so well.

  29. Bithead says:

    Ya see, Estrada’s kinda gettin’ up there… and 4 wheeled bikes was the only way we were going to be able to remake ‘CHIPs’

  30. Bithead says:

    The border????
    Hell, I thought this was the outside of a Nudist camp we were patrolling….

  31. So Rodney posts this picture of five guys riding ATVs roughly five days after the gala premiere of The Da Vinci Code. Coincidence? When the word grail has five letters? And the ATVs are blue, which has the same number of letters as the word holy! Another coincidence? And altogether, there are twenty tires, which, by taking away one to honor the one true God, as everyone who has had an image seared (seared!) into his palm knows, leaves us with nineteen, and I know Minister Farrakhan doesn’t have to come down from the mothership to remind you of the significance of the number nineteen. And that flag flying behind the lead ATV has fifty stars and thirteen stripes, which adds up to sixty-three, or apparently the numbers of pounds Tom Hanks has put on since his big break in Splash in 1984, which came exactly one year after Michael Baigent, Henry Lincoln, and Richard Leigh published Holy Blood, Holy Grail! And what are they hiding behind that wall? Clearly, Dan Brown doesn’t know the half of it.

  32. I can’t understand how these guys are sneaking through. We have 5 guys riding noisy vehicles you can hear for miles right next to one of the few areas that has a fence. Maybe we ought to spread out and try watching the 719 miles that don’t have a fence.

  33. Why 5 ATVs? Because one doesn’t raise a big enough dust cloud to hide the 50 people sneaking across the border behind them.

  34. Ingress says:

    Not just water to sustain illegal immigrants anymore. Gimme my H2O & ATV. Drink & drive. Americanized!

  35. spacemonkey says:

    I’ll bet they tear down that wall when they build the fence.

  36. Hodink says:

    Volunteering for duty were Presidents Bush, Bush, and Clinton and Vice Presidents Gore and Cheney. The only thing everybody could agree on was that Cheney should be in front.

  37. David Harris says:

    With the Philly Phanatic unavailable, a group of local law enforcement officials made the traditional ATV drive around the warning track.

  38. the man says:

    It’s a Beltway Traffic Jam.

  39. the man says:

    Markos Moulitsas heads out to crash more political ads.

  40. Rodney Dill says:

    Q: Which of these riders is John Kerry?
    A: None, because 1. none of the suits are baby blue, 2. he crashed off the path 2 miles back.

  41. 1) Leader: Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June, in a Kenworth, pullin’ logs. Cabover Pete with a reefer on, and a Jimmy haulin’ hogs.

    2) Hey, don’t worry guys. We’re talking about the government, here. How are they gonna know that one of these bad boys is “missing” in your garage?

  42. Timmer says:

    Fathers Kelly, O’Malley, Fitzpatrick and Olejniczak, along with Sister Margeret, take the back way to see The DaVinci Code.

  43. Elmo says:

    With the start of principal filming of the Wild Ones remake, just outside Otay Mesa. The sissyfication of America is now complete.

  44. Lasting Magic says:

    Opus Dei conscripts search in France for the descendants of Jesus and Mary. Beaujolais is such fine red wine. Miracle?

  45. “The Quad Squad”

  46. FreakyBoy says:

    As a result of a routine U.S. Border Patrol inspection of the American side of the US – Mexico border, the illegal immigrants hired to take care of the wall’s once flourishing flowerbeds were summarily fired and allowed to proceed on to Los Angeles.