Monday, May 29, 2006
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
The Three Black Stooges are at it again. Moe Jap-slaps Larry for not getting him in on the freezer scam as Moe nucks it up.
“You better be giving the Rainbow sign above my head and not the other one, Jesse.”
Jesse cited Jeffords as an example of a “legitimate” Black politician while campaigning against the “illegitimate” Steele.
Hey Jim, is my deodorant still working?
thought bubble over Jefferson: “Heh heh heh, those vanilla g-men’ll never look in my freezer.”
Jesse: “I’ve got 90,000 reasons ta love ya man!”
This is the real father of the illegitimate baby I’m financing.
JJ: It was him Officer! Right over here!
“Well Jesse, Should I Play The Race Card?”
“No Jefferson, The Dumb Ass Card.”
In a fund raising first for Jesse Jackson and his Rainbow Coalition, they shakedown an African American, Louisiana Congressman William Jefferson, for a fair cut of his freezer funds. Reverend Jackson is seen here giving Jefferson the holy finger wagging ritual that, up to now, was reserved for white male corporate CEO’s. The gesture designates someone the Rainbow Coalition must threaten with boycotts and charges of racism until they cough up enough dough to buy the Reverend’s redemption.
The AFP was a little late on the monster make out session Jesse and William had to show exactly what the “Rainbow Coalition” is actually about.
Behind Jefferson’s back, Jackson flashes the universally recognized hand sign for “f*cked.”
Jefferson: “If the cash is frigid, the law ain’t rigid.”
Jackson: “I knew Johnny Cochran, and you’re no Johnny Cochran.”
The legend is true! There’s a pot of gold at the end of that rainbow!
1) Jackson’s sign he’s holding: I’m with stupid. (with arrow pointing down).
2) And then the Congressional Black Caucus imploded after this event having reached critical mass and formed a black hole. Jefferson, Nagin, and Jackson at the same place at the same time.
Mayor “Willie Wonka” Nagin looked around him and smiled. New Orleans had, for the moment at least, become a city full of chocolate covered nuts with soft, squishy centers!
Ray “Sugar Daddy” Nagin (one of the “3 Musketeers”) accompanies his favorite chocolate treats: Jesse “PayDay” Jackson and William “$100,000 Bar” Jefferson, as well as numerous “Skittles” fans (taste the rainbow), on their way to a candy convention in the Chocolate City.
And Jesse calls out to come with him where troubles melt like lemondrops away above the chimney tops……somewhere over the rainbow.
Under the pretense of waving to a supporter, Jesse Jackson checks to see if the “Kick Me” sign he secretly taped to Jefferson’s butt is still there.
Match the correct face to the expression.
1. Show me the money
2. Show me the booty
3. Show me the buses
Raise your hannnnnnnnd, if you’re sure!
(That you’re a worthless excuse of a leader)
“Please speak for me, Jesse. Nobody ever understands what you’re saying. But you always look good when you’re saying whatever you’re saying.”
“Hey Jesse, What did I Do Wrong?”
“Next Time Keep Your Cabbage In The Crisper.”
Nagin, beggin’, and fakin’
“Hey Jesse, Wasn’t Richard Nixon Accused Of Taking Gratuities?”
“Believe Me Jefferson, Your No Richard Nixon.”
Nagin: Hey, who let in the bittersweet chocolate?
“Hey Jesse, Will The Media Ever Get Off My Back?”
“Jefferson Have You Ever Heard The Saying, Till Death Do We Part?”
In keeping with the times, and looking forward. The Rainbow Coalition updates its charter to include not only adultery, but also bribery.
Jesse Jackson, seen here leaving a printing shop after placing an order for new logo carpetbags.
America ….. where every person can rise to their own level of mediocrity.
Jackson screams, “Declaration Of Ours. Separation Of Powers. House Judiciary Committee. Constitutionality. Intimidation of Congress. By Alberto Gonzales …”
Jefferson whispers to Jackson, “Whatchu talkin about Willis?”
“Ya Can’t Fix Stupid.”
“You know WJ, I’m not only a client of Hair Club for Men, I’m also, shall we say, their head hunter. Ummm ummm ummmm.”
Birds of a feather flock together.
Sorry that should have read:
Birdbrains of a feather flock together.
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