The Loopy Toons Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Dennis Cook)
First: LJD – Disney announces three new characters: Hippy, Dippy, and Snippy.
Second: Laurence Simon – “Ed Klein was wrong. Clifford the Big Red Dog raped me to produce Chelsea.”
Third: Sgt Fluffy – Hillary, not wanting any negative publicity, encouraged Dean, Durbin and Pelosi to disguise themselves and blend into the crowd.
John Burgess – Her natural constituency comes out of the closet.
The Man – Clifford The Big Red Dog spent the next 15 minutes humping Hillary’s leg, which is more action than sheÃ¢€™s had since 1995.
Bithead – She’s a TOON?
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
DRUDGE BREAKING : Yosemite Sam, a long time associate of the Clintons, did not appear. There are questions surrounding his disappearance, similar to the Vince Foster incident a number of years ago. Developing . . .
Reporter: “Yes, I realize that Clifford is not a female dog. I was addressing my question to the Senator from New York.”
Hillary: “Ehhh . . . What’s up GOP.”
We sorely wish that that was all folks.