Caption Contest

The Loopy Toons Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Dennis Cook)

The Winners

First: LJD – Disney announces three new characters: Hippy, Dippy, and Snippy.

Second: Laurence Simon“Ed Klein was wrong. Clifford the Big Red Dog raped me to produce Chelsea.”

Third: Sgt FluffyHillary, not wanting any negative publicity, encouraged Dean, Durbin and Pelosi to disguise themselves and blend into the crowd.

Honorable Mention:

John BurgessHer natural constituency comes out of the closet.

The ManClifford The Big Red Dog spent the next 15 minutes humping Hillary’s leg, which is more action than she’s had since 1995.

BitheadShe’s a TOON?

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

DRUDGE BREAKING : Yosemite Sam, a long time associate of the Clintons, did not appear. There are questions surrounding his disappearance, similar to the Vince Foster incident a number of years ago. Developing . . .

Reporter: “Yes, I realize that Clifford is not a female dog. I was addressing my question to the Senator from New York.”

Hillary: “Ehhh . . . What’s up GOP.”

We sorely wish that that was all folks.

The Monday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Steven L. says:

    My God, you know what the smell of pine tar does to me, you tease.