Caption Contest Winners

The Devil’s In The House Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Paulo Filgueiras, UN, file)


First: bRight & EarlyI hope you have nightmares every time you see a mustache this big.

Second: Hodink – “I admired Ann Richards. She had a sense of humor about yea big. Just ask my dad about his silver foot.”

Third: FormerHostage – Y’all ever seen Cheney in the shower?

Honorable Mention:

Michael DemmonsYou think she’s a little chunky now? You should have seen her ass when I met her!

Suzanne Berton – I caught a terrorist and it was this big!

BitheadI have a question for the President of Iraq Iran. Do the words “Molten Glass” mean anything to ya? (update — I knew what you meant – Rodney )

Rachel Edith – “Not me this time. Frankly, it was nice to see the Pope in a hell of a lot of trouble for a change.”

Lasting Magic – “Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market. I am improved by this much. You’d think I’d be bitter because she spent so much time trying to change me. Nope, I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me.”

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

Mahmoud: (out of frame) “No no Mr. President, ‘How big an ass do you think I am?’ is only a rhetorical question.”

“Hey Chavez, who’s your daddy?”

The Thursday contest is already traveling incognito.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Hold still Hugo, I’m gonna sqeeze that pimple. What? Thats your head?

  2. Gaijin Biker says:

    Shouldn’t it be Iran, not Iraq in Bithead’s caption?

  3. hardtime says:

    If it wasn’t supposed to be Iran, it should have been Iran.

  4. McGehee says:

    Shouldn’t it be Iran, not Iraq in Bithead’s caption?

    Bit says so.