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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. I accept your resignation, Great Leader. Your leadership of this country, along with the other eight with whom you share your unrestrained power, has shaped this country through your unelected will. The decisions the Great Leaders have made, being far too difficult for the meek plebians of this country to vote on and decide for themselves, have truly been windows into great enlightenment. It is my blood oath that I will nominate another from the Lawyer Clan who will continue to issue final authority upon all of us.

  2. Oh, by the way–Happy Fourth! 😉

  3. Russ says:

    “Loosen up, Sandy baby!”

  4. Russ says:

    No, wait… someone already said that.

  5. “Mom?”

  6. MikeS says:

    “SandyD” tried one last time to get ol’ W to cluck like a chicken, but was reminded why she was retiring when her dark powers were longer able to perform even this simple task.

  7. Steven L. says:

    So remember: “What happens in chambers stays in chambers, right?”

  8. Steven L. says:

    “You did NOT just goose me. . .”

  9. Ingress says:

    “Thanks for the Presidency, girlfriend.”

  10. Sgt Fluffy says:

    It Burns us!

  11. Kenny says:

    “Seems like I got a little barbeque sauce here on my tie. Say, why don’t you let me dab at it with that little scarf of yours. Not like you need it any more.”

  12. MajorDad1984 says:

    And to think Laura’s been busting MY hump about all the missing doilies around the White House!

  13. Scott P says:

    “Pssst, Sandy. Lunch is over, lose the napkin…”

  14. McGehee says:

    O’Connor: “Mr. President, now that I’m retiring the truth can finally be told.”

    Bush: “I knew it — Ginsburg is really a guy.”

    O’Connor: “Well, yes. But what I wanted to tell you is, Breyer isn’t.”

  15. Laur, ya know, they got that botox stuff over the counter nowadays.

  16. Jim says:

    “What do you mean you’re going to nominate a real conservative to take my place?”

  17. Mark says:

    That’s funny, I thought it was only the British judges who wore the funny white wigs.

    What’s that? Oh, sorry…

  18. Jay says:

    Bush: So you are saying that I shouldn’t nominate Ann Coulter to fill your vacancy?

  19. melvin toast says:

    Nothing comes between me and my black robe…. Nothing…

  20. melvin toast says:

    I’ve noticed that I never see you and mom in the same place at the same time…

  21. Bill from INDC says:

    “Well hello there lil’ feller, you are the spittin’ image of ol’ Honest George, ain’t ya … love the git-up.”

  22. Patti says:

    “Mom always liked you best!”

  23. Jufray says:

    Your DAY has come.

  24. Maniakes says:

    “You can take this *&^%ing job and shove it up your @#$. I just won the lottery.”

  25. Jim says:

    I really wish you would refer to me as a “Swing Voter” instead of calling me the “SCOTUS Swinger”. Just look at all these notes that Swimmer’s sending me now.

  26. Bruce says:

    How do you spell iraq again?

  27. Hodink says:

    O’Connor – “I’m on my way out now but before I go, tell me George, what’s up with you and Condi?”

    Bush – “Justice, I plead the 5th.”

  28. Axel Kassel says:

    “Sandra, if they take the old man’s place in Kennebunkport to put in a Wal-mart, I’ll try to remember not to blame you.”

  29. Hermoine says:

    “George, a moment of silence is not inherently religious … unless you’re the one not talking.”

  30. Michael Dicequeen says:

    “You know Pres, I still get Breyer and Souter mixed up all the time too.”