Monday, July 4, 2005
Time for the MondayFourth of July OTB Caption ContestTM
Back to a Political Theme
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
I accept your resignation, Great Leader. Your leadership of this country, along with the other eight with whom you share your unrestrained power, has shaped this country through your unelected will. The decisions the Great Leaders have made, being far too difficult for the meek plebians of this country to vote on and decide for themselves, have truly been windows into great enlightenment. It is my blood oath that I will nominate another from the Lawyer Clan who will continue to issue final authority upon all of us.
Oh, by the way–Happy Fourth! 😉
“Loosen up, Sandy baby!”
No, wait… someone already said that.
“SandyD” tried one last time to get ol’ W to cluck like a chicken, but was reminded why she was retiring when her dark powers were longer able to perform even this simple task.
So remember: “What happens in chambers stays in chambers, right?”
“You did NOT just goose me. . .”
“Thanks for the Presidency, girlfriend.”
It Burns us!
“Seems like I got a little barbeque sauce here on my tie. Say, why don’t you let me dab at it with that little scarf of yours. Not like you need it any more.”
And to think Laura’s been busting MY hump about all the missing doilies around the White House!
“Pssst, Sandy. Lunch is over, lose the napkin…”
O’Connor: “Mr. President, now that I’m retiring the truth can finally be told.”
Bush: “I knew it — Ginsburg is really a guy.”
O’Connor: “Well, yes. But what I wanted to tell you is, Breyer isn’t.”
Laur, ya know, they got that botox stuff over the counter nowadays.
“What do you mean you’re going to nominate a real conservative to take my place?”
That’s funny, I thought it was only the British judges who wore the funny white wigs.
What’s that? Oh, sorry…
Bush: So you are saying that I shouldn’t nominate Ann Coulter to fill your vacancy?
Nothing comes between me and my black robe…. Nothing…
I’ve noticed that I never see you and mom in the same place at the same time…
“Well hello there lil’ feller, you are the spittin’ image of ol’ Honest George, ain’t ya … love the git-up.”
Ã¢Â€ÂœMom always liked you best!Ã¢Â€Â
Your DAY has come.
“You can take this *&^%ing job and shove it up your @#$. I just won the lottery.”
I really wish you would refer to me as a “Swing Voter” instead of calling me the “SCOTUS Swinger”. Just look at all these notes that Swimmer’s sending me now.
How do you spell iraq again?
OÃ¢Â€Â™Connor – “I’m on my way out now but before I go, tell me George, what’s up with you and Condi?”
Bush – “Justice, I plead the 5th.”
“Sandra, if they take the old man’s place in Kennebunkport to put in a Wal-mart, I’ll try to remember not to blame you.”
“George, a moment of silence is not inherently religious … unless you’re the one not talking.”
“You know Pres, I still get Breyer and Souter mixed up all the time too.”
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