Thursday, October 12, 2006
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
The North Korean nuclear test left Japan concerned about its constitutional limitations on military self-protection. No theater productions just didn’t seem to promise an effective deterrent.
Are we not men?
Cowboys and Indians has been replaced by techno and zombies.
Simon Cowell came to regret his decision to franchise the “Your Country Here” Idol franchise.
I blame George Bush.
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa campaigns for Phil Angelidies on his trade mission to Asia.
English as it is goodly spoken.
Sure, everyone gets the memo that you are supposed to raise your right fist in righteous anger, but that doesn’t mean its going to happen.
In an effort to calm the protests, the South Korean government noted that while North Korea may have nuclear weapons, they have to deliver the nukes by oxcart.
Well it started out as a PETA protest against the Zoo, but then we ran out of wood for the second O, the nuke thing came up and one of the girls had this rocket thingy lying around.
‘Won is the ronriest number’ when you have more people playing dead than spectators watching at your protest.
Sure, make the girls hold the giant O. How sexist can you get.
1) “Ro Rukes! Ro Rukes!”
2) Test target locked…firing.
Imagine there are no day-glo jumpsuits, it’s easy if you try…
I count 4 dead, or in Lancet terms over 1,146.
Protesters with visual art representation of: “No giant lipstick! It kills birds and people in black jumpsuits!”
PRNK nuclear test #2 ready to go, sir!
Sorry, that last one should have read: “DPRK nuclear test #2 ready to go, sir!” But what do you expect from an imperialist lackey of the capitalist running dogs?
Google’s advertisement campaign for their highly controversial nuclear-powered “Nio” MP3 player.
i•ro•ny [ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]
1. the use of street theater to convey man’s inhumanity to man.
When the rest of the Workers’ Party (No Dong Dang) demonstrators bailed out to study for finals, the early birds switched to Plan B to attract news coverage.
1) “Hell No we don’t Glow!” the demonstrators chanted.
2) The French Embassy quickly labeled this demonstration as a “Dud”.
3) I guess that urban legend of Asians have small wanks was put to rest when Jin brought out his missile (notice him behind it?)
PETA-Seoul says NO to Poodle with Orange Eel Sauce.
The anti-burqa protest was extremely successful
As the five previous protesters learned, and the new ones soon would, it is not advisable to demonstrate at ground zero.
Students At UCLA Protest Against Microwave Ovens in Dorm Rooms.
Anti-nookulear protesters in North Korea are like the red-shirted security guys on a Star Trek landing party detail: doomed.
Wearing Tiger Woods Red accounted for their success.
The new Japanese Version of Menudo never caught on over in the states
The radical phallus design ruined the anti-AIDS message.
The Village People realized they had to go Global…”It takes a Village (Idiot) to explain the WMD in NPRK to the KCNA”
Reaching for the ‘W’ on his chest, our cartoon hero Letter Man paused for just a moment to contemplate the potential reality of a nuclear National Organization for Women.
Sadly, the protesters failed to realize that their demonstration was only encouraging the right-to-left reading North Koreans.
Students protest bombs.
Citizens against radioactive Nerf? WTF?
No nuclear, pointed, miniature port-a-potty’s!
or in the right to left world
wheres the K?
body bags optional
I thought the Lego plant was moving to Mexico?
who in their right mind would mass produce jumpsuits in that day-glow orange?
it’s just a ploy. KIA put them up to it.
can I have the rocket simulator when they’re done?
The remaining 95% of the cropped picture says, “CONTROLLING LEGAL AUTHORITIES”.
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