Monday, November 13, 2006
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
[IMG] Caption Contest Winners Thursday, November 16, 2006 The Duck Dodgers In The 24th-and-a-half Century Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. [IMG] [IMG] (AFP/William West) The Winners: First: radio free fred – “Don’t Worry Mr. Rumsfeld, You Have 30 Days To Qualify For This Job.â€ Second: Anderson – Tamiyoshi could fly the old-fashioned way, in an airplane
Presidential contenders flew out of the box this week, not the least of which was the traditional Democratic entry, Chicken Little.
A jump into the cold lake would surely help his duck costume fit better.
Senator, I know that your presidential campaign for 2008 hadn’t received all the attention you think it deserves. I am also aware of the political cliche of “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it is probably a duck”, but believe me this is not going to help.
The new democratic majority in congress introduced a mascot which will be used to help explain democratic initiatives to the voters. Here the mascot, “Super chicken” is showing how the US forces will exit Iraq through the Persian gulf
Dr. Phil explains why ‘showing the real you’ on dating videos may not lead to more dates.
The worlds oldest living Kamikaze pilot judge new applicants as Japan started the process of expanding its military in the face of China’s military build up and North Korean nuclear testing.
How fake can you get. You can see the zipper. And the necktie with snoopy helmet doesn’t make it any more realistic.
Q: Who is the world’s oldest Kamikaze pilot?
A: “Chicken” Teriyaki.
Australia obviously misplaced the old WWII blueprints for the DUKW.
Due to regulations following World War 2, Japanese Air Shows leave a lot to be desired.
The beginning of the story that ends with General Tzo’s Chicken.
Murtha to challenge Hoyer for Democrat Majority Leader position.
Tamiyoshi could fly the old-fashioned way, in an airplane … but his Western technology was nothing compared to the powers of DUCK FU.
“Don’t Worry Mr. Rumsfeld, You Have 30 Days To Qualify For This Job.”
He was curiously yellow, Hazaki noted.
David Retterman’s Chinese Stupid Pet Tricks never rearry caught on.
In typical Hollywood fashion, the Japanese point of view version of Clint Eastwood’s “Flags of Our Fathers” downplayed Japan’s aggression during WWII.
1) Dick Cheney yelling: “Two for the price of one shot! PULL!”
2) Duck Dodging.
3) Donny Rumsfeld’s next job, Duck Dancing
The filming of season 20 of the Power Rangers: Duckie Wuckie
Chicken Soup For Seoul
With God as my witness, I swear I thought people dressed in duck costumes could fly.
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