Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. want to extend an olive branch to the Republicans by endorsing President Bush’s pardoning of Abramoff.” All Clueless Losers Unite Harry Reid suddenly realizes he’s been given the ‘Red-Tie-O-Death’ to wear, from Speaker Pelosi. The [IMG]Thursday contest is already feeling a little peckish. Other Caption Contests Anderson Gets a Two-Fer Right Linx has the same pajamas as they do, but Riding Sun has the ultimate pajama party. [IMG]

  2. “The son of Skywalker must not become a turkey eater.”

    “Yes, my master.”

  3. stillearly says:

    Oh no, it’s Cynthia McKinney fully enraged and about to strike!

  4. LJD says:

    Walk softly, and carry a big c-ck.

  5. sgtFluffy says:

    Hey Guys!!! You see the size of that Chicken!!

  6. Rachel Edith says:

    “In America we have nasty little birds called Butterballs. You French can really give thanks.”

  7. Anderson says:

    Kim Jong Il’s emissary knew, suddenly, two things: that the reports from the nuclear test site were true, and that he would never survive to report them to Dear Leader.

  8. Revenge of the Chickenhawks

  9. Who you calling turkey, turkey?

  10. While the Texas A&M program shows great promise in providing more protein to a hungry world, there may be some drawbacks.

  11. Why the terms “egg head” and “sit on my face” have a special meaning to the Kojak impersonator.

  12. physics geek says:

    “CLUCK YOU!”

  13. FormerHostage says:

    New Viagra tag-line:

    Feeling insecure about your cock size?

  14. DaveD says:

    It seemed not having a comb was the only thing they had in common.

  15. Maniakes says:

    “Nobody calls me chicken.”

  16. Scott_T says:

    1) John Maddon’s gift to Brett Farve and the Green Bay Packers after their next win, the Ultimate TurDuckin (TM), enough to feed the whole team.

    2) Damn that High Definition TV looks good enough to eat!

    3) Man when I called that guy a Chicken, I didn’t realize he’d turn into one.

    4) Nickelodian is taking their Jimmy Neutron and the Eggoclians to far, Poultra-II. (you have to have kids to get that one).

    5) Turk-tra verses Gozilla!! (Sorry don’t know the Japanese kanji for that one).

    6) Hello Butterball Help Line? So how many hours per pound do I cook a 1000-lb turkey?

  17. Anderson says:


    Okay, well, too late, but now that I have your attention:

    Rodney, my man, this picture has got to be a future contender.

  18. Bithead says:

    * Look, all I want is for the giant bird to put Mini-Me friggin’ DOWN… is it really asking so much?

  19. Cowboy Blob says:

    Prepare to DIE, Omelette-Breath!

  20. Rodney Dill says:

    Anderson, RightLinx current contest has that picture, but you’re right, it is a winner.

  21. “I Used Your Nose Clippers But I Never Touched Your Shampoo!”

  22. FreakyBoy says:

    Bob, the Circus Geek, suddenly regretted his chosen profession.

  23. The man says:

    Payback. This time it’s for real!

  24. The man says:

    Eat More Humans

  25. “As God is my witness I thought Turkeys could fly.”

    “You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? ‘Cause I don’t see anybody else standing here.”

    “Well, you have to crack a few heads to make an omelette.”

    Somewhere, Allen Ginsberg is chuckling to himself.

  26. Well, they are the descendants of dinosaurs, you know.

  27. Hmm…, tastes like chicken…

  28. Bob soon learned what being truly henpecked really meant.

  29. Talk about a bad feather day…

    Quetzlcoatl rules!

  30. Hodink says:

    “You heard me. I said, ‘Bird, bird, bird. The bird’s the word.'”

  31. Still image from the 1969 sci-fi cult classic: Mr. Clean vs. the Giant Turkey from Mars.

  32. Gollum says:

    You just knew that once turkeys went free-range, a badass attitude was not far behind.

  33. DL says:

    It was at that very moment that John the world famous tyer of fishing flies thought to himself, “To hell with catching trout!”

  34. Alan Kellogg says:

    I see his thyroid problem has gotten a bit out of hand.

  35. Timmer says:

    Next on The Travel Channel:

    The truth behind why Zen Buddhists don’t eat meat.

  36. Ingress says:

    “Honey, were you going for the Teresa Heinz Kerry look?”

  37. elliot says:

    Mister Purdue, you want a piece of me!!!!