Monday, November 27, 2006
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Smart move, Einstein.
(Thinking hanging chads are out of date now)I’ll take four billion of these, but can they vote?
“Nice to meet you Mr. Einstein. Hey, by the way, you haven’t seen Ted Williams around here have you?”
“Well, that’s mighty nice of you to build this time-suit thingie and come warn everyone to vote for Al Gore, but guess what? You musta set that thing 6 years too late. Ain’t such an Einstein after all, are ya?”
Amazed at how youthful Dr. Einstein looked at his age, President Bush wondered if he had had any “work” done.
Which is the dummy and which is the genius?
“Hey Egghead. Iraqi war. Any new bombs I can use?”
Ah so, you buy for $100,000 sell for $500,000 and Mr. President, it also runs on gas, so you can make a huge profit there too.
.. Look out DUBYA, that’s a life sized ROCKEM’-SOCKEM’ ROBOT and he’ll ‘knock your block off’.
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Why are these people smiling? Ask us about the cryogenic 3000 home cryogenic kit, serving the needs of the dearly departed for over 60 years.
Bush: I loved you on ‘Small Wonder’
President Bush inspected some of the new “Super smart soldiers of the future” being put forward by Prime minister Shinzo Abe as a solution to increasing manpower in Iraq. The president was friendly, but not impressed as he was heard to mutter “We’ve got Marines who shit bigger than this guy”.
Bush mistakenly earmarked $15 billion for creation of Skynet.
Hey Einstein, you’ve got quite a grip there for a cybernetic short dead guy!
Pleased ta meetcha, Mister Schweitzer!
Are you the Albert-in-a-Can the callers kept asking for?
Bush, for one, welcomes our new robot overlords.
1) Bush: But really, everyone makes robot that can shake hands. Now a jetpack that’s what I want for christmas.
2) And strangly Dubya noticed afterwards his watch was missing.
3) Damn those Japenese are short, look at the platform they have to use to be as tall as Dubya.
4) Japans answer to falling birth rates, robotic Einsteins…. Who the hell made that up? It should be robotic Scarlett Johansons, hello people!
5) Japanese announcer. Meet the robot that won the last Street Dancing International (TM) competition, it did Zero to Robot in 5 seconds.
“Hey watch it there Einey, that felt like the same weird hand signal I used to get from Foley.”
“Why do you have me shaking hands with this thing?”
“Well, he is the President of the United States.”
BUZZZZZZZ…As did many others that day, Dubya falls for a high tech version of the old buzzer in the palm gag..
One can only hope that Thomas Dolby is playing in the background…
Dubya: “I thought you’d be taller.”
Einstein: “I thought you’d be smarter.”
“I love white chocolate.”
“Don’t you Koreans have any famous scientists of your own? Heh heh. Is everybody over here named Kim?”
George was curious. Why did the man have such a small, metallic body? George carefully shook the man’s hand.
Heh, heh. That little dance you do reminds me of another Al.
Look mom, I know you have your heart set on it, but the Jupiter Rover ain’t never comin’ back!
[thanks for 3rd last week, Rodney!]
“I’ll Invite You To The White House But Your Have To Get A Haircut.”
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