Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Dave Schuler says:

    Smart move, Einstein.

  2. elliot says:

    (Thinking hanging chads are out of date now)I’ll take four billion of these, but can they vote?

  3. DaveD says:

    “Nice to meet you Mr. Einstein. Hey, by the way, you haven’t seen Ted Williams around here have you?”

  4. Anderson says:

    “Well, that’s mighty nice of you to build this time-suit thingie and come warn everyone to vote for Al Gore, but guess what? You musta set that thing 6 years too late. Ain’t such an Einstein after all, are ya?”

  5. FreakyBoy says:

    Amazed at how youthful Dr. Einstein looked at his age, President Bush wondered if he had had any “work” done.

  6. Kent G. Budge says:

    Which is the dummy and which is the genius?

  7. Ingress says:

    “Hey Egghead. Iraqi war. Any new bombs I can use?”

  8. elliot says:

    Ah so, you buy for $100,000 sell for $500,000 and Mr. President, it also runs on gas, so you can make a huge profit there too.

  9. elliot says:

    .. Look out DUBYA, that’s a life sized ROCKEM’-SOCKEM’ ROBOT and he’ll ‘knock your block off’.

  10. Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

  11. Why are these people smiling? Ask us about the cryogenic 3000 home cryogenic kit, serving the needs of the dearly departed for over 60 years.

  12. The Man says:

    Bush: I loved you on ‘Small Wonder’

  13. President Bush inspected some of the new “Super smart soldiers of the future” being put forward by Prime minister Shinzo Abe as a solution to increasing manpower in Iraq. The president was friendly, but not impressed as he was heard to mutter “We’ve got Marines who shit bigger than this guy”.

  14. The Man says:

    Bush mistakenly earmarked $15 billion for creation of Skynet.

  15. hardtime says:

    Hey Einstein, you’ve got quite a grip there for a cybernetic short dead guy!

  16. Cowboy Blob says:

    Pleased ta meetcha, Mister Schweitzer!

  17. Cowboy Blob says:

    Are you the Albert-in-a-Can the callers kept asking for?

  18. Maniakes says:

    Bush, for one, welcomes our new robot overlords.

  19. Scott_T says:

    1) Bush: But really, everyone makes robot that can shake hands. Now a jetpack that’s what I want for christmas.

    2) And strangly Dubya noticed afterwards his watch was missing.

    3) Damn those Japenese are short, look at the platform they have to use to be as tall as Dubya.

    4) Japans answer to falling birth rates, robotic Einsteins…. Who the hell made that up? It should be robotic Scarlett Johansons, hello people!

    5) Japanese announcer. Meet the robot that won the last Street Dancing International (TM) competition, it did Zero to Robot in 5 seconds.

  20. Hermoine says:

    “Hey watch it there Einey, that felt like the same weird hand signal I used to get from Foley.”

  21. Gaijin Biker says:

    “Why do you have me shaking hands with this thing?”

    “Well, he is the President of the United States.”

  22. elliot says:

    BUZZZZZZZ…As did many others that day, Dubya falls for a high tech version of the old buzzer in the palm gag..

  23. One can only hope that Thomas Dolby is playing in the background…

  24. Rodney Dill says:

    Dubya: “I thought you’d be taller.”
    Einstein: “I thought you’d be smarter.”

  25. Ingress says:

    “I love white chocolate.”

  26. Hodink says:

    “Don’t you Koreans have any famous scientists of your own? Heh heh. Is everybody over here named Kim?”

  27. Gollum says:

    George was curious. Why did the man have such a small, metallic body? George carefully shook the man’s hand.

  28. Gollum says:

    Heh, heh. That little dance you do reminds me of another Al.

  29. McCain says:

    Look mom, I know you have your heart set on it, but the Jupiter Rover ain’t never comin’ back!

    [thanks for 3rd last week, Rodney!]

  30. “I’ll Invite You To The White House But Your Have To Get A Haircut.”