Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Reporter: Hey Hugo, Castro is dead and now you are the poster boy for Communist Latin American, whatta-going-to-do?
Chavez: I’m going to Dis-neyt-Land!
Chavez wins again. Bush sees red.
Unlike what you see in the American propaganda from Iraq, we use invisible ink to vote!
Hugo Chavez uses the Clown Car from the RB B&B Circus to cart people across the Mexican border, 25 aliens at a time.
Reporter: Hey Hugo, Castro is dead and now you are the poster boy for Communist Latin American, whatta-going-to-do?
Chavez: I’m going to Dis-neyt-Land!
Dammit, the punch line should of been:
“Hugo: I’m going to depot-land!”
UUUgggh
Dammit again!
Despot-land
/waaaaaaa on
” THUG BUG!!”
“I Lubricate My Thumb And Then I Sit On It.”
Chavez shows again, he runs a red car Nation.
Hey,Chavez, new car?
Why yes, and wait till you see the gas prices now.
“My thumb still smells like sulfur.”
Hugo in his Yugo.
Q: How many Latin American dictators does it take to start a car?
A: Bush is the devil.