Monday, December 11, 2006
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
* The tryouts for Will Farrell’s new movie got rather more in the way of applicants than they figure down.
* More photographs from Key West’s “Fantasy’ celebration.
* The North Pole’s answer to the War on Christmas showed up, ready for battle
Liquor Store’s open!
Quick! It’s Barak Obama, and he went this way!
See What Happens When You Add Water To Gremlins!
This year, only two tourists were trampled in the annual Running of the Kringles.
Department of Homeland Security identifies ‘devious yet ingenious’ jihadist plot to infiltrate U.S.
There’s no better place to be than Pamplona at Christmas.
The reindeer strike galvanized Santa to clone himself and do away with the whole caribou thing.
Quick guys, RUN!!! It’s the ACLU!!
If this doesn’t get Bush to sign the stem cell bill….nothing will.
This N.A.M.B.L.A. gay pride parade has really gotten out of hand, thanks allot Ms. speaker.
The new uniforms suggested by the ISG are certainly colorful, but I really don’t believe they are really going to help us sort out who is ‘naughty and nice’ in Iraq.
So maybe multiculturalism isn’t such a bad idea after all.
The ‘dress like Santa’ day certainly seems more popular than the ‘talk like a pirate’ day.
“Nobody at the Santa parade knew who was responsible for putting Ex-Lax in the eggnog…”
Travel Myth number 467: Roaming Gnomes multiply like Rabbits.
First one to the house gets the milk and cookies.
Everywhere we go, plenty of Zunes, I just want one of the new Shuffles.
1) Gratuitous Glenn Reynold’s comment:
Boy, this new requirement to slim down mall Santas is a little extreme, “able to do a marathon.” Heh.
2) Al-Jaazera’s caption and Headline:
Oppression of Islam occurs in the UK! Massive Christian celebration for Christian holiday, no representation of Ramallah seen on British calendars.
3) What happens when Blitzen has gas.
4) Send in the Santa Clones!
5) What people are willing to do to get a Playstation 3. Bring yourself and 100 friends dressed as Santa to Best Buy to get 1 free console.
Hey, what’s all the fuss?
Britney’s doing another photo shoot.
Washington Lobbyists Leave Town For The Holidays.
“Christmas Wars: Episode 6, return of the Santa.
Frantic, 5000 Santa’s rush to put another quarter in the sleighs parking meter.
As a stress reliever, these Santa’s hurray to Macys where they get to sit on some kids lap.
They do the damndest things in Liverpool.
Democrats deploy unconventional Clauses to advance their agenda in Congress.
You call yourself a man, soldier…only two things come from the north pole…snow and an a**hole!
War on Christmas Boot Camp takes to the streets in preparation for the seasonal reindeer games!
Pamplona’s new pitch for Christmas tourism: The Running of the Fools.
Santa, front right: “&%#$! Chinese belts . . . “
Santa, way in the back: “Ewwww. Cookie farts!”
As congress opened for its first day of the new session, things looked bleak for the “Porkbusters” movement.
DRUDGEBREAKING: At a recent Whitehouse soirÃ©e it has been reported that a number of guests arrived dressed in the same red outfit as the first lady, Laura Bush, causing yet further embarassment for the Bush Administration. Laura quickly changed to her pink Easter Bunny outfit and, as Andrew Sullivan had not been invited to the event, was the only one dressed as such.
Everything seemed to be a normal Christmas parade until all the Santa’s opened their suits and flashed the unsuspecting crowd.
Not wanting to waste one minute, these Santa’s hurry to the nearest brothel, after all they only come once a year.
The number 1 Lamest Tourist Board Idea: Liverpool’s annual Running Of The Santas
A screen capture from the latest X-Box hit: Reindeer’s Revenge
“I’ve got to cut back on the milk and cookies”
Outsourcing hits the North Pole
“I to design the new fragrances. The failure to understanding took to place as I was to seeking many fresh scents. Only I be to saying scent like Santa. Goodness to gracious! Well, you to know the rest.”
Congratulations to the USC Graduating Class of 2006. They just received their diplomas from the dean for the University of Santa’s College.
“I am Santa Claus!”
The Matrix Christmas
“Counting sheep works for you. Good. I do my own thing.”
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