Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Bithead says:

    * The tryouts for Will Farrell’s new movie got rather more in the way of applicants than they figure down.

    * More photographs from Key West’s “Fantasy’ celebration.

    * The North Pole’s answer to the War on Christmas showed up, ready for battle

  2. Liquor Store’s open!

  3. Mark says:

    Quick! It’s Barak Obama, and he went this way!

  4. David Nick says:

    See What Happens When You Add Water To Gremlins!

  5. Anderson says:

    This year, only two tourists were trampled in the annual Running of the Kringles.

  6. Don McArthur says:

    Department of Homeland Security identifies ‘devious yet ingenious’ jihadist plot to infiltrate U.S.

  7. DaveD says:

    There’s no better place to be than Pamplona at Christmas.

  8. Hermoine says:

    The reindeer strike galvanized Santa to clone himself and do away with the whole caribou thing.

  9. sgtFluffy says:

    Quick guys, RUN!!! It’s the ACLU!!

  10. ears1foru says:

    If this doesn’t get Bush to sign the stem cell bill….nothing will.

  11. Where’s waldo?

  12. G A Phillips says:

    This N.A.M.B.L.A. gay pride parade has really gotten out of hand, thanks allot Ms. speaker.

  13. The new uniforms suggested by the ISG are certainly colorful, but I really don’t believe they are really going to help us sort out who is ‘naughty and nice’ in Iraq.

  14. So maybe multiculturalism isn’t such a bad idea after all.

  15. The ‘dress like Santa’ day certainly seems more popular than the ‘talk like a pirate’ day.

  16. “Nobody at the Santa parade knew who was responsible for putting Ex-Lax in the eggnog…”

  17. Bithead says:

    Travel Myth number 467: Roaming Gnomes multiply like Rabbits.

    A: True.

  18. Barrett Metzler says:

    First one to the house gets the milk and cookies.

  19. Timmer says:

    Everywhere we go, plenty of Zunes, I just want one of the new Shuffles.

  20. Scott_T says:

    1) Gratuitous Glenn Reynold’s comment:
    Boy, this new requirement to slim down mall Santas is a little extreme, “able to do a marathon.” Heh.

    2) Al-Jaazera’s caption and Headline:
    Oppression of Islam occurs in the UK! Massive Christian celebration for Christian holiday, no representation of Ramallah seen on British calendars.

    3) What happens when Blitzen has gas.

    4) Send in the Santa Clones!

    5) What people are willing to do to get a Playstation 3. Bring yourself and 100 friends dressed as Santa to Best Buy to get 1 free console.

  21. elliot says:

    Hey, what’s all the fuss?
    Britney’s doing another photo shoot.

  22. Washington Lobbyists Leave Town For The Holidays.

  23. Michael says:

    “Christmas Wars: Episode 6, return of the Santa.

  24. elliot says:

    Frantic, 5000 Santa’s rush to put another quarter in the sleighs parking meter.

  25. elliot says:

    As a stress reliever, these Santa’s hurray to Macys where they get to sit on some kids lap.

  26. Gollum says:

    They do the damndest things in Liverpool.

  27. Gollum says:

    Democrats deploy unconventional Clauses to advance their agenda in Congress.

  28. madmatt says:

    You call yourself a man, soldier…only two things come from the north pole…snow and an a**hole!


    War on Christmas Boot Camp takes to the streets in preparation for the seasonal reindeer games!

  29. Gollum says:

    Pamplona’s new pitch for Christmas tourism: The Running of the Fools.

  30. Gollum says:

    Santa, front right: “&%#$! Chinese belts . . . “

  31. Gollum says:

    Santa, way in the back: “Ewwww. Cookie farts!”

  32. Steven L. says:

    As congress opened for its first day of the new session, things looked bleak for the “Porkbusters” movement.

  33. Rodney Dill says:

    DRUDGEBREAKING: At a recent Whitehouse soirée it has been reported that a number of guests arrived dressed in the same red outfit as the first lady, Laura Bush, causing yet further embarassment for the Bush Administration. Laura quickly changed to her pink Easter Bunny outfit and, as Andrew Sullivan had not been invited to the event, was the only one dressed as such.

  34. elliot says:

    Everything seemed to be a normal Christmas parade until all the Santa’s opened their suits and flashed the unsuspecting crowd.

  35. elliot says:

    Not wanting to waste one minute, these Santa’s hurry to the nearest brothel, after all they only come once a year.

  36. Kevin Murphy says:

    The number 1 Lamest Tourist Board Idea: Liverpool’s annual Running Of The Santas

  37. Kevin Murphy says:

    A screen capture from the latest X-Box hit: Reindeer’s Revenge

  38. Kevin Murphy says:

    “I’ve got to cut back on the milk and cookies”

  39. Kevin Murphy says:

    Outsourcing hits the North Pole

  40. Rachel Edith says:

    “I to design the new fragrances. The failure to understanding took to place as I was to seeking many fresh scents. Only I be to saying scent like Santa. Goodness to gracious! Well, you to know the rest.”

  41. elliot says:

    Congratulations to the USC Graduating Class of 2006. They just received their diplomas from the dean for the University of Santa’s College.

  42. Kevin Murphy says:

    “I am Santa Claus!”

    “I am Santa Claus!”

    “I am Santa Claus!”

  43. Kevin Murphy says:

    The Matrix Christmas

  44. Hodink says:

    “Counting sheep works for you. Good. I do my own thing.”