Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006

(AFP/Carl De Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. sgtfluffy says:

    Quick Steve…The kids are catching up!!

  2. sgtfluffy says:

    Hurry up Steve…We are late for the handover ceremony….

  3. Toasting the New Year.

  4. John Burgess says:

    Okay, so we’re both toast. But I’ll bet I land buttered side up when those kids kick our asses…..

  5. Gollum says:

    “Yes, that’s right, I said fourteen gallons of maple syrup . . . “

  6. Gollum says:

    “So, Fred, if I ask you to rub butter on my back, that’s not gay, right?”

  7. thunderbird says:


  8. Gollum says:

    A casting call for a remake of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” drew many who, quite obviously, had never seen the original.

  9. Gollum says:

    “Excuse me, anyone seen a seven foot strip of bacon around here?”

  10. How to spot a 2006 republican candidate.

  11. Mom, Dad…Why do you always have to embarrass me when you pick me up from junior high?

  12. Why you should always read the fine print on fetishes before setting up a wife swapping date.

  13. Man does not live by bread alone – so it deserves the right to marry!

  14. I don’t think these people have the ‘whole grain’ going on upstairs if you know what I mean.

  15. You I like, my last boy friend was a real heel.

  16. When I said bring the bread or you will never see your kid again, this isn’t what I meant.

  17. They were the toast of the town…and people made fun of them for it.

  18. McGehee says:

    “Well, at yeast they’re leaven with us and not at us.”

  19. McGehee says:

    At long last, a caption contest photo that isn’t half-baked.

  20. McGehee says:

    Why am I not surprised this pic is from a French agency?

  21. McGehee says:

    This is what happens when you live in Alaska too long. Oh, you thought “sourdough” was a figure of speech?

  22. McGehee says:

    “No no no! I told you to find a man of good breeding! Breeding!”

  23. Ri says:

    Shredder toast

  24. Scott_T says:

    1) Leggo My Yugo!

    2) Those French are toast.

    3) College hazing has sunk to a new low in France.

    4) Costume Idea #40 for French postmen to avoid being chased by dogs, or car burning “youths”.

  25. Scott_T says:

    3a) College streaking has been replaced with “Toasting” across campus. How lame this new generation of students are.

    3b) You should of seen the pair that had to dress up as Yule logs!

  26. Scott_T says:

    3c) Or the ones that had to dress up as a Fruitcake. Man they got heckled, and got drunk off the rum in their costume to boot.

    5) How Rumsfield got his pink slip. He fortunately was laughing so hard he couldn’t load his shotgun.

  27. CAVLRRP says:

    We’ll need a better disguise to keep us out of that jam!

  28. Kent G. Budge says:

    Having run out of bread, these two are toast … any way you slice it.

  29. madmatt says:

    Honey…come look at this I swear I see Jesus’s face inthis piece of toast!

  30. DaveD says:

    “Come on, come on, walk faster. If those pigeons spot us, we’re toast, man!”

  31. yo says:

    … and two whole fried chickens.

  32. floyd says:

    The democrats new “wonder boys” show up looking for “pork”, after being “egged on” by the electorate. They are the “toast” of the town now, but they better find “twelve ways” to produce or they really will be “toast” in two years. Likely they will just join the rest of the party and “loaf”, while spewing the same old “stale” ideas. The party, having “bread” them for the job, thinks they are “the greatest thing since…..!

  33. elliot says:

    Before they knew what hit them, a giant pigeon swooped down and grabbed them both.

  34. elliot says:

    Two actors portraying bread? Hmmm, must be a ‘ham’ sandwich.

  35. Miroljub Jevtic says:

    – Ultra leftist

    Chronicle of the Conspiracy

    Miroljub Jevtic, KGB or now know as FSB spy operating in the Balkan, he was originally a Marxist currently opposing social democracy, and with some sort of sympatism to anarchism. Miroljub Jevtic is Trotskyist advocating the theory of Marxism as advocated by Leon Trotsky. Miroljub Jevtic considered himself an orthodox Marxist and Bolshevik-Leninist, arguing for the establishment of a vanguard party. His politics affiliation differed sharply from those of Stalin or Mao, most importantly in declaring the need for an international “permanent revolution”. Numerous Jevtic’s frineds and followers around the world continue to describe themselves as Trotskyist, although they have diverse interpretations of Trotsky’s writings.

  36. Bithead says:

    Oddly enough, the young couple they got to where the costumes, for moving the new bread shop, were named Mr. And Mrs. Atkins.

  37. elliot says:

    Here come the bread guys.
    Good, we knead them.

  38. Hodink says:

    The presidential frontrunner learned a hard lesson when he asked for and received bread to fund his campaign.

  39. The Man says:

    Ted Kennedy Dreams #342: French Toast

  40. McGehee says:

    “On the bright side, no one can accuse us of waffling.”

  41. elliot says:

    What does the best dressed pair of sliced bread wear on their feet?….loaf’ers.

  42. Timmer says:

    I don’t care what Riff-Raff says, when Frankie raises his glass and says, “A toast.” we run across the stage.

  43. serr8d says:

    OK, you be the Challah, ’cause I’ve got the Pita…

  44. Timmer says:

    Peanut butter, this is Bread 2, what’s your 20?

  45. elliot says:

    You know, if we had another slice, we could be a ‘Club’.