Caption Contest

Time for the Christmas OTB Caption ContestTM
by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006



(AFP/Mychele Daniau)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  2. The Santa Cowabunga! Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. [IMG] [IMG] (AFP/Mychele Daniau) The Winners: First: William d’Inger – The red burka and white veil were fashion flops, but the beach umbrellas sold tolerably well. Second:

  3. McGehee says:

    After the freak North Pole sandstorm, Santa was pleased to see that his Reindeer Emergency Location System was working perfectly.

    Now if only he could find some elves to dig them out…

  4. elliot says:

    Getting in on the fitness craze and having been stuck in one too many a chimmney, Santa tapes his new exercise video on the beach of Christmas Isle.

  5. floyd says:

    Santa dreams of a beach filled with runway models!

  6. floyd says:

    Pacing with worry at the north pole,Santa is afraid to exhale and add to the CO2 gasses causing global warming.

  7. Bithead says:

    … it all happens, every day, in a place called “The Twilight Zone”….

  8. Having pulled an all-nighter himself, Santa was disappointed to discover the Elves had already wrapped up their keg party by the time he arrived.

  9. Maniakes says:

    Curse Ann Coulter for converting all the Iraqi children to Christianity! How can I be jolly when I’m wearing a fur suit in 110 degree weather?

  10. I am the walrus.

  11. … and they call him Sandy Claws.

  12. William d'Inger says:

    The red burka and white veil were fashion flops, but the beach umbrellas sold tolerably well.

  13. Lionel says:

    Next year, I replace Rudolph with a GPS device!

  14. […] Outside the Beltway […]

  15. Bithead says:

    The answer is, Purple.

  16. Hodink says:

    Santa is in the wrong place at the wrong time after his GPS fails.

  17. Timmer says:

    The moment before we learn under all those layers, wig and fake beard…Santa is a guy who shouldn’t wear a thong.

  18. Scott_T says:

    1) Santa feels he’s made a fashion fauxpa wearing Red and White to the North Pole Christmas Party held on an Australian beach. Should-of-been Silver and Gold, definately Silver and Gold.

    2) Christie Alley’s next show she’s going to host, Fat Santa.

    3) Ba-Humbug, I quit. Was the last thing was heard before Santa was found here in Jamacia in January.

  19. LorgSkyegon says:

    After claiming to be “bigger than Jesus,” Santa showed his love for the Beatles by imitating the cover of Abbey Road.

  20. elliot says:

    After a very successful season, Santa turns his attention towards Cupid and the Easter Bunny. He was quoted as saying “I’m tired of working only one day a year” Cupid or the Easter Bunny could not reached.

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    “Anybody seen 34th Street?”

  22. Gollum says:

    Conspiracy theorists declared this latest “proof” of Santa as a fake, claiming that the angle of the shadow is geologically impossible and the lack of Santa footprints is a clear indication of photoshopping. Reuters did not respond to the claim.

  23. Gollum says:

    Santa heads back, concluding that the topless area of the elf beach isn’t really such a hoot.

  24. Gollum says:

    Who knew that Santa’s rosy cheeks and cherry-red nose really came from ClubMed France?

  25. elliot says:

    Santa was irritated, he had sand in places he didn’t know existed.

  26. timturk says:

    The bizaro world Easter Island, where a the bunny has been replaced by Santa, plush vegetation replaced by desert and the mysterious stone faces have been replaced by umbrellas wrapped in metrosexual sweaters.