Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
by Rodney DillTIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006



(AP Photo/David Longstreath)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. [IMG] (U.S. Air Force photo/Senior Airman Garrett Hothan)Winners on Monday…ish. Wizbang goes to the Apollo. OTB believes in the magic of the holidays.

  2. [IMG] Caption Contest Winners Monday, January 01, 2007 The Please DO NOT Feed the Jinger Bears Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over. [IMG] [IMG] (AP Photo/David Longstreath) The Winners: First: Caliban Darklock – This season, many stores are offering more holiday-themed Thais Second: McGehee – “Hey Santa! Me make toys for you long time!

  3. Libertyblog says:

    [IMG Kerryalone] And, to make my holiday season complete, Asian chicks in Santa hats:

  4. SgtFluffy says:

    Since the Gnomish Incursion, Santa has had to outsource his help.

  5. yo says:

    Ho. Ho. Ho.

    Three orange whips …

  6. Bandit says:

    “I’m not cut out to be an elf and make toys. I want to be a dentist.”

  7. Gollum says:

    Naughty. Naughty. Verrrry naughty.

  8. Mal Kin says:

    Well, there was the trip to Iraq. That didn’t work out because of the damn doll thing and no one told me about the Transformer Movie!

    Okay, so it’s not me, but that’s where all that spy stuff leads.

  9. McGehee says:

    “Hey Santa! Me make toys for you long time!”

  10. McGehee says:

    Am I seeing things, or does the one in the middle have an Adam’s-apple?

  11. amok92 says:

    There isn’t much ho-ho-hoing for these Santa’s this Christmas as Neil Bush decides to stay home to save money so the family can buy and arm that Paraguay compound before the war trials start.

  12. WhooHoo says:

    Hoe, Hoe, Hoe

  13. Anderson says:

    Comfort Santas?

  14. amok92 says:

    Michelle Malkin and friends give “comfort and aid” to DHS employees before their next mission to randomly arrest people that look like Mexicans.

  15. Sam says:

    All I want for Christmas are STDs.

  16. Scott_T says:

    From an infomercial seen on Christmas night. “Welcome to the latest versions of old Christmas favorites, brought to you by Kevin Federline Records!! We have these exciting tracks!

    1) Come all yea faithful

    2) Jingle Ball rock

    3) Rudolph the Red ****ed Reindeer

    And the newest songs

    14) Show us your Yule Log

    15) Lets rock in the New Year!

  17. Rachel Edith says:

    Gary Hart, Bill Clinton, Bob Packwood and “Duke” Cunningham do Rock, Paper, Scissors to see who gets ho ho who on their Christmas Love Junket.

  18. Caliban Darklock says:

    This season, many stores are offering more holiday-themed Thais.

  19. kaos says:

    Ching ching chong Rosie ching ching chong eat chin chong ching ching me ching chong chong ching be’atch!

  20. Caption This Part VI…

    Here’s a new Caption Contest. Winner gets to take out one of these lovely lads for some prison lovin’

    Another for OTB caption jam.

    ……

  21. I give you Merry Christmas for fi’ dorrar.

  22. LorgSkyegon says:

    The overabundance of malls in the Phillipines means some are forced to resort to drastic measures to attract Christmas shoppers.

  23. Ingress says:

    Kid Rock, the new Bob Hope, visits Iraq.

  24. No peeking … unless you give her $5.

  25. Give the gift that keeps on giving … an STD.

  26. Hey James, when did your wife get the Santa costume?

  27. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four calling birds.

  28. Hey Steve, I think the one on the left likes you.

  29. Son, I know you think you are too old to sit on Santa’s lap, but trust me on this one.

  30. What can you say about a bar where the scotch is older than the hostess.

  31. Sometimes you want to go
    Where every body knows your name
    and they’re always glad you came.
    You wanna be where you can see
    our troubles are all the same
    You wanna be where everybody knows your name

    … assuming your name is John.

  32. physics geek says:

    Santa Claus debuts his new adult toy line.

  33. elliot says:

    Festive Ho’s

  34. elliot says:

    What the North Pole would be like if Hugh Hefner was Santa…

  35. elliot says:

    Okay, I’m fit to be ….Thai’d

  36. elliot says:

    Yule Thai’s

  37. Rush Limbaugh - typical GOP Pig says:

    Wow, now I know where to go for my next Christmas sex tour with my Republican buddies. I heard Viagra is pretty damn cheap in Phuket!

  38. Timmer says:

    Hey dere, Ludolf…I’ll make more than your nose grow.

    I wasn’t gonna, but there are just too many.

  39. David Nick says:

    Our party was RUINED! All we needed was those wrestling midgets….damn those sex slave union strikes!

  40. elliot says:

    Girl on left (thinking): Hmmm, that photographer is cute, maybe I should pull a Britney on him, hee hee.

  41. Gollum says:

    Son, I know you think you are too old to sit on Santa’s lap, but trust me on this one.

    Heh. These Santa’s sit on *your* lap.

    For $5, you get a picture too.

  42. William d'Inger says:

    After a slow Christmas, Santa was forced to outsource his Nevada “ranch” hands to make ends meet.

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  44. jonk says:

    “Clismas in Cambodia”

  45. Caption Contest – Mile High Club Edition…

    Caption this photo and you just might be the lucky winner to be announced next Thursday. Can you handle a full week of suspense?…

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  47. Tom Blackinton says:

    I can’t believe Santa left no tip

  48. Bill Clinton says:

    “Hm, let’s see. Did her, did her, that one’s a guy, did her. Dang, either I need to find another bar, or lower my standards even further, or just go home. And ain’t no way I’m goin’ home to Hillary.”

  49. Hermoine says:

    It was a good night. There was much money to be made. But Alyssa said she would be glad to be the one to pull the device that would hang Saddam.

  50. tomax7 says:

    …so there were these three elves in a bar…

  51. “Think ho, ho, ho — start your New Year with a bang!” — Velvet Jones

  52. Lionel says:

    On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, SYPHILIS!

  53. Like John Edwards says, there are two America’s — one with attractive young women wearing revealing Santa’s elves costumes, and one without attractive young women wearing revealing Santa’s elves costumes.

  54. Suddenly, Joghn Kerry bursts through the door and shouts, “Reporting for booty!”

  55. Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but inside is so delightful, and since we’ve no place to go, let it ho, let it ho, let it ho.

  56. Miracle on 7th Avenue

  57. “I’ll put your eye out.”

  58. We three queens of Orient are baring gifts…

  59. On the first lay of Christmas my true love gave to me two hundred-dollar bills, a five, a ten, and a twenty.

  60. North Pole Dancing.

  61. Piece on earth.

  62. (For those of you who may have watched Ray raynor on WGN in Chicago those many years years ago) … “And Santa is busy with his happy tasks, he trusts his ladies and never looks back. Oh-li-oh-lady oh-lady-i-oh, I’m Hardrock, I’m Coco, I’m Jo.”

  63. “Every time you hear a bell, an Angel gets her bling.”

  64. “Come, they told me, pa rump-pa-pump-pump…”

  65. “I wish it could be Christmas every day…”

  66. “Do they know it’s Christmastime at all?”

  67. “You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen…”

  68. Rodney Dill says:

    “No I was asking directions for the place, Bangkok.”

  69. Timmer says:

    Charles Austin: All of a sudden I feel like Cuddly Duddley.

  70. Mark Foley says:

    Lordy this photo brings me back to the ol’ days of going on F*&k junkets with the other perverts in teh Grand Old (sex) Party, especially the Kathoey in the middle. It was so much fun to go on these trips knowing that stupid Fundies voted for us and funded our origies too, heh :}

  71. timturk says:

    Nope, no virgin birth in here.

  72. Julie says:

    Red and white costumes, little blue pills–have a patriotic holiday!

  73. mike says:

    “Me so ho-ho-horny.”