Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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  1. Maggie says:

    Although he was smarter than your average Frenchman, Pierre still didn’t get Father Jean-Marie’s request to bring Devil Dogs to the Sunday Pot Luck Dinner.

  2. elliot says:

    With all the break-ins here at the church, maybe if I tape this barking dog it will stop.

  3. McGehee says:

    Looks like the University of Georgia is hoping for a little divine help for next football season.

  4. elliot says:

    Dog: “Forgive me father for I have sinned..I pooped in the pulpit”

  5. madmatt says:

    After the success of the barking christmas carols it was only a matter of time before the recording of the barking sermon.

  6. Anderson says:

    “Bush-hating demons, BEGONE!”

  7. “The password is….”

    “Blargharfeghugrrr pant pant pant”

  8. Gollum says:

    Seeing Buster’s reaction, Claude began to wonder about all those afternoon “visits” the priest had requested when Buster was just a pup.

  9. Caliban Darklock says:

    For luck in the election, Hillary decided to get herself blessed.

  10. Kent G. Budge says:

    Blessed be the Son of Dog.

  11. SgtFluffy says:

    I cannot help this one….

  12. Maggie says:

    Even the good Father couldn’t exorcize the demons in PETA.

  13. Lionel says:

    “Bless this Padre”!

  14. the Pirate says:

    Puppies, the forgotten victims of molester priests.

  15. Mark says:

    The future Pope Benedict XVII blesses UGA VI.

  16. Hodink says:

    After the Vatican Pedophile Ban, Father Matthew’s attentions went in a new direction.

  17. Timmer says:

    Feeeeeeeeelings, Bowwwww wowwww wowwwwww feeeeelllllings.

  18. Steven L. says:

    As the seasons progressed, critics charged that American Idol had lowered its standards yet again.

  19. Gollum says:

    Not surprisingly, her name was “Britney.”

  20. madmatt says:

    Remember when you used to hold me like this, padre?

  21. Scott_T says:

    1) Ah No, you cannot bring him in here today, even if his name is Bishop. Today is for only the holiest of dogs, Saint Bernards.

    2) The church has hit a new low in trying attract new members, offering free baptisms for their pets. Their target audience, the psychotic “Pet Parent” demographic.

  22. McGehee says:

    Although Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith declined to appear in the third Men in Black movie, producers did manage to maintain continuity with the first two films.

  23. Dominicans or Domini Canes?

  24. Who let the dogma out? Who? Who? Who?

  25. “Father Merrin, will you bless my dog? His name is Pazuzu.”

  26. “Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”

  27. Rachel Edith says:

    Father Fred wondered where marriage to anybody and anything was going to end.

  28. “Well, sort of. This is Westminster, but the Kennel Club is over there.”

  29. “Father, check out the stigmata on his paws!”

  30. FormerHostage says:

    A reporter for VNN (Vatican News Network) interviews Chris Mathews.

  31. FormerHostage says:

    Madonna’s new video was…well…weird!

  32. FormerHostage says:

    The dyslexic priest was excited when he thought he was talking to GOD.

  33. Maggie says:

    They warned us that redefining marriage was a slippery slope, as proved by Pierre and his Bullzilla.

  34. Hermoine says:

    Evidential photos showed the priest turning the woman’s nasty husband into a nice dog. The College of Cardinals had to wonder if this was Saint-making miracle criteria.

  35. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Eanie Meanie Jelly Beanie,
    The spirits are about to speak.”

  36. “Me and you and a dog named Boo, how I love bein’ the Pope’s man.”

  37. (Stolen from a previous OTB Caption Contest) “Blessed are the peemakers…”

  38. Timmer says:

    Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don’t think that I can take it ’cause it took so long to bake it…

  39. Timmer says:

    Triumph? He’s a puppet. He’s got a human’s hand up his ass. Me? I’m a real insult comic dog. You don’t believe me? He Padre, what do you do when you hear boys underwear is half off? …but I kid, because I love…you love don’t you? Too much? See, what did I tell you?

  40. elliot says:

    Mary was just following the veterinarians orders, but she didn’t know the difference between ‘excercise’ and exorcise’

  41. Ingress says:

    The audition for Papal Canine Idol went great. Father Simon cautioned Bowser to tone it down a little then sent him on to the next round in the Holy See.

  42. elliot says:

    Opps: make that Mark was……

  43. “Can I get a ‘bow-wow’?”

  44. FreakyBoy says:

    In an effort to make a film the Sundance Institue can’t ignore next year, aspiring independent filmmaker Johnny Fulcher pitches his high concept script: “Pedophile Priests Do Dogs”, to Father O’Malley.