Monday, January 29, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
brought to you by Rodney Dill — TIME MAGAZINE Person Of The Year — 2006
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Although he was smarter than your average Frenchman, Pierre still didn’t get Father Jean-Marie’s request to bring Devil Dogs to the Sunday Pot Luck Dinner.
With all the break-ins here at the church, maybe if I tape this barking dog it will stop.
Looks like the University of Georgia is hoping for a little divine help for next football season.
Dog: “Forgive me father for I have sinned..I pooped in the pulpit”
After the success of the barking christmas carols it was only a matter of time before the recording of the barking sermon.
“Bush-hating demons, BEGONE!”
“The password is….”
“Blargharfeghugrrr pant pant pant”
Seeing Buster’s reaction, Claude began to wonder about all those afternoon “visits” the priest had requested when Buster was just a pup.
For luck in the election, Hillary decided to get herself blessed.
Blessed be the Son of Dog.
I cannot help this one….
Even the good Father couldn’t exorcize the demons in PETA.
“Bless this Padre”!
Puppies, the forgotten victims of molester priests.
The future Pope Benedict XVII blesses UGA VI.
After the Vatican Pedophile Ban, Father Matthew’s attentions went in a new direction.
Feeeeeeeeelings, Bowwwww wowwww wowwwwww feeeeelllllings.
As the seasons progressed, critics charged that American Idol had lowered its standards yet again.
Not surprisingly, her name was “Britney.”
Remember when you used to hold me like this, padre?
1) Ah No, you cannot bring him in here today, even if his name is Bishop. Today is for only the holiest of dogs, Saint Bernards.
2) The church has hit a new low in trying attract new members, offering free baptisms for their pets. Their target audience, the psychotic “Pet Parent” demographic.
Although Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith declined to appear in the third Men in Black movie, producers did manage to maintain continuity with the first two films.
Dominicans or Domini Canes?
Who let the dogma out? Who? Who? Who?
“Father Merrin, will you bless my dog? His name is Pazuzu.”
“Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”
Father Fred wondered where marriage to anybody and anything was going to end.
“Well, sort of. This is Westminster, but the Kennel Club is over there.”
“Father, check out the stigmata on his paws!”
A reporter for VNN (Vatican News Network) interviews Chris Mathews.
Madonna’s new video was…well…weird!
The dyslexic priest was excited when he thought he was talking to GOD.
They warned us that redefining marriage was a slippery slope, as proved by Pierre and his Bullzilla.
Evidential photos showed the priest turning the woman’s nasty husband into a nice dog. The College of Cardinals had to wonder if this was Saint-making miracle criteria.
“Eanie Meanie Jelly Beanie,
The spirits are about to speak.”
“Me and you and a dog named Boo, how I love bein’ the Pope’s man.”
(Stolen from a previous OTB Caption Contest) “Blessed are the peemakers…”
Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don’t think that I can take it ’cause it took so long to bake it…
Triumph? He’s a puppet. He’s got a human’s hand up his ass. Me? I’m a real insult comic dog. You don’t believe me? He Padre, what do you do when you hear boys underwear is half off? …but I kid, because I love…you love don’t you? Too much? See, what did I tell you?
Mary was just following the veterinarians orders, but she didn’t know the difference between ‘excercise’ and exorcise’
The audition for Papal Canine Idol went great. Father Simon cautioned Bowser to tone it down a little then sent him on to the next round in the Holy See.
Opps: make that Mark was……
“Can I get a ‘bow-wow’?”
In an effort to make a film the Sundance Institue can’t ignore next year, aspiring independent filmmaker Johnny Fulcher pitches his high concept script: “Pedophile Priests Do Dogs”, to Father O’Malley.
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