Monday, April 23, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
What up, Dog?
The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Spuds Mackenzie, having been spurned by Anheuser-Busch, finds a new gig touting Foster Grants.
It’s raining pups! Hallelujah, it’s raining pups! Yeah yeah!
Don’t be gay Spike…Don’t be gay.
Steve Verdon finally posts a photograph of himself and Petunia.
They’re still inhalin’ after all these years.
“Right after this, all three of them flipped me the bird, including the pooch. That was a first.”
2 men and a baby.
The guys decided that was easier to get the dog to wear the glasses rather than shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards so all three would look alike.
Argument number 479 against same sex marriages.
How to counter the effects of a dog as a babe magnet.
Which is the truer friend? The one who will pick you and your dog up from the BDSM club or the one who will shave their head to match your baldness.
When you get up in the morning and the light hurts your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that street a-runnin’ and try to meet the masses
And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses
Yeah that’s his b*itch, why do you ask?
Uh, how about, “2 gay guys and a gay dog”?
Man’s best friend’s best friend.
“I’m too sexy for the pound, too sexy.” — Right Said Fido
Me and you and a dog named Boo, travelin’ and a livin’ off the land…
The new AKC Butch Terrier proved to be quite popular in some circles.
Son of a bitch.
Another pet blinded by tainted Chinese wheat.
I can see you, your brown fur shining in the sun.
You got your ears pinned back and those Wayfarers on, baby.
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,
After the dog days of summer are gone.
Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.
“Ok, so I put the house key on the Rocco’s collar and you can put the car key on it. Worse case scenario, Rocco can drive.”
“I love the smell of poop in the morning. It smells like victory.” — Triumph
Bad dog! That was your third speeding ticket this month!
“Now I know why the caged dog whines…”
“Kill me now. Please. I beg you.”
The new culinary treat: the cooldog.
“When this car stops moving, I’m going to bite turn his ‘nads into kibble.”
Even the most secluded members of the car club found that their gaydar worked when Andrew Sullivan and friends drove up.
Charles Austin got to my first choice down to, “Right Said Fido.” Scarey.
“Don’t try any of what you’re about to see at home…”
Yeah, they wanted to shave my head too and I told ’em I’d bite their “treats” off. They settled for the shades…I’ll shit in their shoes later.
Actually, the view’s better from Paris Hilton’s bodice.
OK this isn’t an entry but just, damn, I’m SO glad I can see that guy’s left hand, y’know?
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
A compromise on Gay adoption?
Gulp!! D-Did you say V-E-T?
I could have had the job on Frasier but nooo, fer shame on my agent!!!!
Bob: “Hmm, feels like rain”
Dog: “No, Kidney problems”
Ted: “Yup, feels like rain”
“Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”
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