Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Matt says:

    What up, Dog?

  2. Mythilt says:

    The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades.

  3. Dave Schuler says:

    Spuds Mackenzie, having been spurned by Anheuser-Busch, finds a new gig touting Foster Grants.

  4. Kenny says:

    It’s raining pups! Hallelujah, it’s raining pups! Yeah yeah!

  5. Dennis says:

    Don’t be gay Spike…Don’t be gay.

  6. Steve Verdon finally posts a photograph of himself and Petunia.

  7. William d'Inger says:

    They’re still inhalin’ after all these years.

  8. Hodink says:

    “Right after this, all three of them flipped me the bird, including the pooch. That was a first.”

  9. Terrence says:

    2 men and a baby.

  10. The guys decided that was easier to get the dog to wear the glasses rather than shave it’s butt and teach it to walk backwards so all three would look alike.

  11. Argument number 479 against same sex marriages.

  12. How to counter the effects of a dog as a babe magnet.

  13. Which is the truer friend? The one who will pick you and your dog up from the BDSM club or the one who will shave their head to match your baldness.

  14. When you get up in the morning and the light hurts your head
    The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
    Is hit that street a-runnin’ and try to meet the masses
    And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses

  15. Yeah that’s his b*itch, why do you ask?

  16. Christopher says:

    Uh, how about, “2 gay guys and a gay dog”?

  17. Man’s best friend’s best friend.

  18. “I’m too sexy for the pound, too sexy.” — Right Said Fido

  19. Me and you and a dog named Boo, travelin’ and a livin’ off the land…

  20. The new AKC Butch Terrier proved to be quite popular in some circles.

  21. Son of a bitch.

  22. Another pet blinded by tainted Chinese wheat.

  23. I can see you, your brown fur shining in the sun.
    You got your ears pinned back and those Wayfarers on, baby.
    I can tell you my love for you will still be strong,
    After the dog days of summer are gone.

  24. Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance.

  25. Hermoine says:

    “Ok, so I put the house key on the Rocco’s collar and you can put the car key on it. Worse case scenario, Rocco can drive.”

  26. “I love the smell of poop in the morning. It smells like victory.” — Triumph

  27. Maniakes says:

    Bad dog! That was your third speeding ticket this month!

  28. physics geek says:

    “Now I know why the caged dog whines…”

    “Kill me now. Please. I beg you.”

    The new culinary treat: the cooldog.

    “When this car stops moving, I’m going to bite turn his ‘nads into kibble.”

  29. Phil Smith says:

    Even the most secluded members of the car club found that their gaydar worked when Andrew Sullivan and friends drove up.

  30. Timmer says:

    Charles Austin got to my first choice down to, “Right Said Fido.” Scarey.

    How about…

    “Don’t try any of what you’re about to see at home…”



  31. Timmer says:

    Yeah, they wanted to shave my head too and I told ’em I’d bite their “treats” off. They settled for the shades…I’ll shit in their shoes later.

  32. William d'Inger says:

    Actually, the view’s better from Paris Hilton’s bodice.

  33. Gollum says:

    OK this isn’t an entry but just, damn, I’m SO glad I can see that guy’s left hand, y’know?

  34. hln says:

    B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone


  35. G.A.Phillips says:

    A compromise on Gay adoption?

  36. elliot says:

    Gulp!! D-Did you say V-E-T?

  37. elliot says:

    I could have had the job on Frasier but nooo, fer shame on my agent!!!!

  38. elliot says:

    Bob: “Hmm, feels like rain”
    Dog: “No, Kidney problems”
    Ted: “Yup, feels like rain”

  39. “Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”