Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

There are a number of directions you could go with this picture, but I’m thinking there a LOT of things you could do with the RIGHT Golden Ticket

(Reuters – Handout)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

There will be no OTB Caption Jam this weekend as I will be out of town, so feel free to link to this post instead

Some ongoing contests

Slant Point
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  1. Jim says:

    “The bearer of this Golden Ticket is entitled to see originalist thinking returned to the Supreme Court in their lifetime” WOW! It’s a dream come true!!

  2. Don Surber says:

    A free trip to Neverland!

  3. Bill Bacon says:

    “Its the proof that Rove did blow Valerie Plame’s covert identity! But he did it before W. was elected????”

  4. “Bearer is invited to participate in over-budgeted, effects-driven cheesy remake of timeless classic for a narcissistic freak of a director who frequently cats his pedophile friends in supporting roles…”

  5. Hodink says:

    “This Golden Ticket says I’m entitled to one wish. So, I’d like to see the people in my family each sleep in his or her own bed. I simply don’t care what Michael Jackson says or does.”

  6. Russ says:

    “Mommy, who is Jenna Jameson?”

  7. Housing starts up 4.9%, year over year, seasonally adjusted!

  8. Rodney Dill says:

    “Wow … Earn BIG MONEY, Start your own blog.”

  9. Scott_T says:

    Tom the Newspaper man off-screen

    “Run Charlie Run! Ted Kennedy is coming for your Golden Ticket to the Myers Rum Company.”

  10. jim says:

    With this golden ticket, you have been inducted into the Kennedy Family.

  11. Redeem this certificate at your local middle school for one free crack rock.

  12. The Man says:

    So that is how you unlock the secret mod for GTA: San Andreas.

  13. The Man says:

    This goldent ticket brought to you by

  14. McGehee says:

    “Dear Charlie: I am the widow of the former Finance Minister of Nigeria…”

  15. Matthew Rinker says:

    Ticket reads: “Congratulations, you’ve won Dubya’s Magical Defense Plan. You have just been enlisted in the War against Terror. Please report to the Pentagon immediately.”

    Charlie: “Does this mean I have to go to Iraq?”

  16. Chrees says:

    “Pick up girls? Ewwwww…why would I want to do that?”

  17. Once Wonka opened up a chain of Chinese restaurants, everyone got a “Golden Fortune” after eating. But sadly, all Charlie Bucket’s fortune said was, “Date and dinner the same – both dog.”

  18. Hermoine says:

    “Ahhhh, another chance at this then. Great! This time, I’ll sell it.”

  19. T. Harris says:

    Wrecked for life: Good for one free Helen Thomas bikini calendar.

  20. Roger says:

    “Doggone it! I wanted to go to Disneyland!”

  21. Roger says:

    “Hey Dad! This must be secret agent stuff because it says “Shh, Top Secret, Valarie Plame is a spy, pass it on!”

  22. “Aw, he’s got a ticket to ride…”

    “… Good luck Mr. Phelps. This golden ticket will self destruct in 5 seconds.”

    Cool! A signed, irrevocable letter of transit. But who’s this Ugarte fellow?

  23. TeaFizz says:

    As a child, Midas hoped that his parents wouldn’t notice his grades by turning his report card into gold.

  24. Cybrludite says:

    Mommy, what’s a “golden shower”?

  25. Bithead says:

    * Please, Sir, may I have more?
    (Oh, wait, wrong script. CUT!!!!)

    * Florida officials couldn’t explain how little Timmy’s ballot had chads on it, nor could them explain how a 9 year old got in to vote in the first place. But these issues didn’t stop his vote for the Democrat from counting…. three times.

    * Damn… they’re making these PDA’s smaller all the time, huh?

    * I’ve won a date with Ruth Ginzburg?

  26. VenerableEnigma says:

    “Bees knees! I should jolly well pass this on to Tony and Dunya so they can create a peaceful world. But those two are a bit dodgy. Nope, I’ll be keeping this so I can move my family and our house in with Weird Willy.”

  27. Former Marxist says:

    “Charlie was aghast as the “Golden Ticket” he found was not for the chocolate factory, but for a free lap dance at Cheetahs.