Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. of the Daughters of Mary Mother of Our Lord, plays field hockey with some of her students during recess at the St. PIUS V School in Melville.(Newsday/Jim Peppler)Other Current Contests Bullwinkle Blog The Gone Rick Motel Cowboy Blob Bagel Blogger Rodney Dill Right Pundits Top 5 Entries: 5. Remember when they used to use rulers to smack your knuckles? – Dr. Phat Tony 4. Sister Mary Margaret showing a young Wyatt how to execute a slap shot. Sadly in the next game Wyatt was ridiculed so much for wearing the

  2. Dennis says:

    No Wilbur, you will not be taking me to the glue factory today…or anyday.

  3. The Donkey Caption/Photoshop Contest…

    Luckily we can always count on Texas to provide some pretty crazy stories and some wonderful opportunities for a Caption?Photoshop contest. I submit to you this photo: (AP Photo/Dallas Morning News, Rick Gershon) Leave me a caption by Monday, or……

  4. David Nick says:

    “If I told you once, I told you a thousand times, I will NOT karaoke in public anymore”

  5. Mark says:

    No sense beating a dead horse man…

  6. legion says:

    No no, Otter, you’re supposed to be over here, and the horse goes in the Dean’s office…

  7. Kenny says:

    Your more established German drinkers will note that this gentleman’s shirt remains tucked in, despite having decided to sleep it off in his bank. He’ll not go into the Drunkenhalloffamen any time soon.

  8. the Pirate says:

    “Oooo, My balls!”

  9. The dangers of trying to rob a bank while riding a steeplechase trained horse have rarely been so clearly demonstrated.

  10. “Oh, Wilbur.”

  11. Timmer says:

    “Holy SHIT!”

  12. G.A. Phillips says:

    Here we see an exhibit of a Caveliberal who lived about 50,000 years ago………

  13. G.A. Phillips says:

    here we see an exhibit of Caveliberal who lived about 50,000 years ago, see how it would club a man over the head and drag him back to it’s cave to mate.

  14. Bithead says:

    * Mellonbank: May the horse be with you

    * Come on, Odo, quit horsing around… I know it’s you…

    * City Slickers III plot: While trying to cash the checks from the first two “City Slickers” movies, Charlie Horse and Billy Crystal run into problems: Charlie leaves an emergency deposit

    * Headline: Owner of “Harry’s costumes” arrested arrested while demonstrating his new horse costume, at the local bank: Was trying to get bank loan.

    * Honest, Officer, I was only taking the horse’s temperature

    * Apparently, someone helped Jack off his horse.

    * I swear there was a naked girl in here a minute ago.

    * You can lead a horse to the bank, but you can’t get it to fill out complicated loan forms.

    * “This horse is Ed, Jim”

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Because he passed out in a drinken stupor, the delivery man failed to deliver this part of the horse to D.C. for final assembly.

  16. FormerHostage says:

    Oh, they say she died one winter
    When there came a killing frost
    And the pony she named Wildfire
    Busted down its stall
    In a blizzard he was lost

    She ran calling Wiiiiiiildfire…

  17. Maniakes says:

    “Don’t mind me. I’m just feeling a little horse today.”

  18. Maniakes says:

    In a controversial move, Germany has recently banned the use of dogs for security, in response to several recent vicious attacks by guard dogs. However, the law says absolutely nothing about guard ponies.

  19. Gollum says:

    Looks like Fred left his barn door open again.

  20. Gollum says:

    Horse: “Hay!”

  21. Gollum says:

    As the evening wore on Britney’s makeup wore off and, well . . .

  22. Gollum says:

    “A bank?! I thought this was the line for tickets to ‘Unbridled Love.'”

  23. Lindy R. Dole says:

    The courts have come up with numerous solutions to estranged partnerships, but this was the first case of Palominomony

  24. Ator says:

    You can lead a horse to water but it’s the rider that gets drunk at the pub…

  25. Scott_T says:

    1) The poll worker fell over dead when he realized that Democratic Legislators had actually passed a bill to allow “mascots” to vote in congressional elections, ensuring that they could keep 51% of the seats, barely.

    2) The police find the side-effects of letting a movie like “ZOO” being released.

  26. Scott_T says:

    The theif thought he could pull out the ATM inside with a little help from a 1-horsepower friend. But he was sadly mistaken.

  27. Michael says:

    Warning Label: “Operate your Horse only in an open, well ventilated space as fumes can cause serious illness or death. Keep away from open flames or sparks.”

  28. Phil Smith says:

    “Hand over all your oats in small, unmarked bags, and I won’t hurt anyone else. This’ll all be over quicker than the Derby, and we all get to go home.”

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  30. elliot says:

    See, I can’t sing. I’m hoarse

  31. Here we wee the pantomime horse engaged in a life and death struggle with an illegal alien who want to take his job.

  32. Why the term “cowboy” has such a negative connotation in Europe.

  33. Honey when you said your boss was a horses *ss, I thought you meant he was just unpleasant to work for.

  34. Please curb your horse.

  35. Reason #478 why same sex marriages shouldn’t be allowed.

  36. While many thought that the once proud bearers of Europe’s knights would not fit into our modern world, they find their niche in security.

  37. Daddy, I don’t want this pony any more.

  38. After losing two out of three falls, Hans agreed the Fritz would wear the front half of the costume.

  39. Cowboy Blob says:

    Ralph the Horse Mechanic has a backlog today.

  40. Brokebank Mounting

  41. The “open a savings account and get a free pony” promotion did not make it through its first day before being cancelled.

  42. Just say neigh.

  43. “Trigger, it sounds like there’s about 20 desperados about two miles away. Either that or there’s a dance studio next door.”

  44. Mongo picked the wrong horse to punch this time.

  45. Peter Shaffer’s first draft of Equus had Alan Strang attempting to castrate horses. A quick rewrite became necessary since they producers had failed to procure a gelding for the production.

  46. Bithead says:

    Heheh…. The rolling ad below the pic was an ad for Rudy this time.
    LOL…. two pics…First one end of the horse, then the other….

  47. Timmer says:

    Once again the rumor that Kevin Aylward and Rodney Dill are the same person ran rampant through the internet.

    Cross-commented at Wizbang.

  48. McGehee says:

    “That’s for calling me a nag. All I did was remind you to wipe your feet.”

  49. McGehee says:

    “I told you what would happen if you started singing ‘I Get a Kick Out of You’ at me again.”

  50. McGehee says:

    Are you sure this is how they play horseshoes?

  51. McGehee says:

    It’s not a good idea to take an English-speaking horse to a German bank. The word “geld” has a very different meaning over there.

  52. elliot says:

    Wham! I said no butting in line!

  53. Before passing out, Larry remembered to close the bank door before the horses had got out.

  54. My Old Kentucky Bank Foyer.

  55. The horses are on the track…
    A dance to the tune of economic decline,
    Is when you do the bottom line.
    Nagging questions always remain,
    Why did it happen and who was to blame?
    When you reach the bottom line,
    The only thing to do is climb.
    Pick yourself up off the floor,
    Don`t know what you`re waiting for.