Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Alan Kellogg says:

    Next week we’re using another method of selecting where to eat after the movie.

  2. elliot says:

    Vicious cycle, food in, fertilizer out, grow more food, food in……..

  3. Holy cow!

  4. Rachel Edith says:

    President Bush – “Today we traded Condi, Cheney, Brownie and Rummy for Goldilocks the Ox.”

  5. Bithead says:

    * Deja Moo: The feeling you’ve dealt with this bull before.

    * Amit, you’re not going to try to milk him again, are you?

    * OK, someone’s gotta say it; COWABUNGA, DUDE!!!

    * If you tip the cow, remember, it’s 15%.

    * the Website “Sacred Cow Burgers” has a second life.

    * Bossie was getting tired of the bar scene.

  6. Brian says:

    “Honey, why do you think I’m spoiling the pets?”

  7. TheHat says:

    Nancy Polocy, (complete with her new rabbit tail accessory), dines San Francisco style.

  8. Scott_T says:

    1) So is cowtipping, like a hate crime there?

    2) I’ve heard of corn-fed veal, but this is getting a little out of hand.

    3) You do know that this cow produces holy poo right?

    3a) So if a monkey flung that poo what would you call it?
    3b) Howard Dean talking about Republicans.

  9. Roger says:

    1. The new judge on Iron Chef America turned out to be pretty controversial.

    2. Bevo never had it so good.

    3. “Attendants at my beck and call, a dude holding my food up for me. Oh yeah, it’s a cow’s life.”

    4. “OK, she moo’ed twice, must mean that dish is bad. Go to the next one.”

    5. “They weren’t kidding when they said I’m the lucky cow.”

  10. Gollum says:

    – – sigh – – These days even the cash cow is made in China.

  11. Gollum says:

    Mad COW? But did you see their hats?!

  12. mannning says:

    Is it working? He should be redder by now!

  13. Prince Ludwig the Indestructible has really outdone himself this time.

  14. “Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Buddha, and nice red uniforms!”.

  15. Clockwise from the top: brahman, brahman, brahman, brahman, brahmin, brahman.

  16. Cud Thai.

  17. In a stunning announcement, the CDC revealed today that BSE (bovine spongiform encephalopathy, more commonly known as mad cow disease) began with the eating of chilled monkey brains.

  18. Nice Moother’s Day picture.

  19. Yippie-kay-yay, Bodhisattvha.

  20. Beef, it’s what’s not for dinner.

  21. William d'Inger says:

    India enters the space race with a cow designed to jump over the moon.

  22. Hodink says:

    “Might be interesting to be a fly on the wall near their wedding bed.”

  23. My hero has always been a cow, boys.

  24. “Hey, bring over an RC Cola for Bevo to have with his moo pies.”

  25. McGehee says:

    After this, the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes banned booze at meetings where the Grand Poobah was to be chosen.

  26. McGehee says:

    Yippie-kay-yay, Bodhisattvha.

    Charles, is “Bodhisattvha” Hindi for Oedipus?

  27. The monks of St. Herod’s were fortunate to have selected the one color-blind bull for their ceremonies.

  28. Sanskrit.

  29. elliot says:

    UGH, Mother-in-Law reincarnted as cow, still eats like pig.

  30. Ingress says:

    “Here in Bangkok we let Virote pick the Mayor. Is fair process. Sunan watches Virote and Kasem watches Sunan.”

  31. Bithead says:

    “Ya know, my buddy over in Spain can’t understand how we get by with these clothes… says Bright reds are suppsoed to get the bull MAD.




  32. Rodney Dill says:

    Beware of the Placated Cow Disease.