Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for a Challenge
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for a Challenge
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
wow safe sex..what will they think of next?
Howard Dean looked around at his party’s convention, hoping it was all a bad dream. But alas, it was all too frighteningly real.
Artists rendition of Chappaquiddick Ted Kennedy (red nose intact) and Mary Jo Kopechne, as seen from the road, approaching Dike Bridge on July 18, 1969.
Joe Wilson searches for the real leakers.
Inside the liberal mind.
Now you know why the guys from Magen David Adom keep saying “Those g-ddamned clowns from Zaka!”
Beebo realized he must have misheard the shifty stranger talking about “clowned body parts.”
They DO taste funny.
Boffo is stunned by the devastating effectiveness of the clowns most recent weapons deployment against the mimes. The MOAS (Mother Of All Screams) combines The Dean Scream with the warblings of Yoko Ono. He is simply shocked to find that only the arms and legs are left.
To Boffo though, this is an irony all unto itself.
Yes, officer, that’s the clown who stole my legs! I’d recognize him anywhere.
Olympic organizers were disappointed when only one entrant showed up at the starting line for the 100-Yard Surreal Dash.
Bubba the Clown euphorically plays a round of his favorite game: Round peg, square hole.
Emmett Schwartz prepares for his Mimesweeping final at the Colorado School of Mimes.
Travel ad calls on tourists to visit Sharm el-Sheikh, London, Baghdad, NYC, eastern Afghanistan, and Russia’s North Caucasus. Catchy banner says, ‘You Could Fall To Pieces Here.’
“Oh, pick me, pick me!!”
–or–
Bobo the Clown has a leg up on the competition, thanks to a helping hand.
This guy will not have his bag searched on NYC mass transit.
And now the latest from Aruba, only here on Fox News!
Joe Biden has a clear leg up on the 2008 nomination competition.
Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?
Hans Blix could find no weapons, nor any evidence of mass graves. Defenders say his new prosethetic nose was not “getting in the way of things.”
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Rumack: “This is a mystery only a clown could solve.”
Elaine: “A clown? What is it?”
Rumack: “A big guy in funny clothes, multicolored hair, big shoes and a big nose, but that’s not important right now.”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”
“Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.”
Why does this picture bring to life almost every quote from Airplane?
Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
Let’s see…how did that med school ditty go? “Shin bone’s connected to the ankle bone, ankle bone’s connected to the…”
Final exams at Clown College are getting harder and weirder every year.
This act needs more cowbell
No one will ever forget the day BoBo the clown joined Hamas…….
On this weeks E! True Hollywood Scandals- What really goes on inside of a “Circus Clown Volkswagen Bug”.
Where the heck are my contacts?
“Wow, I think that last pie had a little too much meringue.”
Drink Me!
Smoke ME!
After the smoke cleared from July’s London bombings, the left was found trying to explain to the victims how it was all really Bush’s and Blair’s fault.
Hey, Humpty Dumpty!
Quit clowning around.
Rated America’s Best Hospital,
Johns Hopkins in Baltimore
will put you back together again!
Overworked nurses at Walter Reed Medical Center search frantically for proper prosthetics for Iraq war casualties.
One should give a hand to the clown who stumbles though he has eight legs.
Red (nose) Ken continues to ask, “Why do they hate these body parts?”
Clown: “I’ve never seen this many dead hookers before.”
Ted Kennedy: “Lord knows I have.”
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The crack Los Angeles Times Reporter was on the case, investigateing patient deaths at King-Drew Hospital.
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Maxine Waters says King-Drew works just fine.
Movie poster: Being John Kerry!
The much anticipated “orgy episode” of “The Surreal Life”!
The story, as it turned out, had legs.
But, not much else.
He’s got legs.
Don’t know how to use them.
Now he begs,
Don’t know how to choose them.
I fell off the tightwire.
Flanked by legs, hold your hand up higher
Putting on a show for you to see…
This is my performance art interpretation of Judge Roberts’ appearance before the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Tim Robbins’ new play, “Stupid George McHitler Bushalliburton the Clown Wanders the Streets of New York After Letting Bin Laden Attack the US Again (On Karl Rove’s Advice) So He Could Kill Millions in Iraq to Get Their Oil for His Political Friends in Texas, and Other Brave Stories My Partner Told Me,” opened to rave reviews from Frank Rich on Thursday.
O.J. (in a brilliant costume) gets ever nearer the real killer.
May I cut in?
Anthony was in disguise. His mom needed a new leg and hey, these weren’t being used anymore. Maybe, just maybe, he’d find a good one. In fact, that arm looks good for Cousin Linda who has the carpal tunnel from too much computer use.
Without Robin Williams in the title role, “Patch Adams 2: Malpractice and Disbarment” was a lock to fail at the box office.
DAHMER-MART: coming to a strip mall near you!
Hey, all I said was “bring it on”?