Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners may be announced Monday PM

There will not be an OTB Caption Jam This Saturday… remember to visit the other contests.

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, , ,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DaveD says:

    Whoa, hold it right there! You, up in the booth, cut back on the lighting, OK?! I’m trying to win an election here!

  2. fustian says:

    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you at interrogation time and at court.

    …like that will ever happen…

  3. FormerHostage says:

    In an effort to generate excitement in her candidacy, Hillary starts doing the wave before she begins her speeches.

  4. FormerHostage says:

    In her speech before the Congregation of Black Baptist Ministers, Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying, “Ohhhh Lawdy, we’ze gonna take back dis land from de o’pressors. Can I get a witness?”

  5. JustNotRight says:

    “Gimme and ‘F’….” (Hillary “Country Joe” Clinton does Woodstock)

  6. TheHat says:

    Red Sea …. PART NOW!

  7. dennis says:

    Everybody now!

  8. Bithead says:

    * … and that was when she first noticed the truck….

  9. Dave Schuler says:

    You do the Hoooo-key Pokey.
    You do the Hoooo-key Pokey.
    That’s what it’s all about.

  10. Where’s M, C and A?

  11. yetanotherjohn says:

    To much Botox in the armpits and face can do that to a gal.

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    As the odor wafted over the crowd, people started to get an insight as to why she has such a high negative rating.

  13. yetanotherjohn says:

    Bill Clinton made a surprise entry while Hillary was on stage.

  14. yetanotherjohn says:

    Hillary demonstrated how she would handle fighting AQ in Iraq.

  15. Brian says:

    Disproving she’s originally from Arkansas, Hillary shows the crowd she has only five fingers on each hand.

  16. Pastor Clinton leads another praise service at the Church of Hillary.

  17. “Je suis un francais”

  18. Hodink says:

    The Hillary impersonator on The Next Best Thing wowed them with her when I’m with Bill titillation routine.

  19. Cowboy Blob says:

    Hillary panicked when the Karl Marx impersonators trooped out onto the stage: “Not until after the Election!”

  20. brainy435 says:


  21. soccer dad says:

    Are you healed?

  22. Taclead says:

    Hillery does her best Monica Lewinski impression.

  23. Wyatt Earp says:

    Hillary shows her surprise (yet erotic curiosity) when “goosed” by Cindy Sheehan.

  24. “I’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!”

  25. “Kobe, I’m open!”

  26. I, for one, welcome our new pant-suited overlords.

  27. “I’m not worthy!”

  28. “Um, no Mrs. Clinton, they aren’t booing you. That’s a…, a…, a Bronx cheer, yeah, that’s the ticket. That’s a Bronx cheer for a lifelong Yankee fan.”

  29. “Can I get an a-women?”

  30. It’s just a jump to the left…

  31. “So big!”

  32. Roger says:

    “Look! Nothing up my sleeves! Now, with a little magic, I’ll make the US soldiers disappear from Iraq!”

  33. “This is my Iraq policy.”

  34. “I ain’t no ways tired holding my arms up like this.”

  35. Hermoine says:

    “Arrested for prostitution? I ain’t no ho!”

  36. stillearly says:

    Godzilla! No, just Hillary’s reaction to Fred entering the race…

  37. mannning says:

    Not 8, but 10 years!

  38. William d'Inger says:

    Having missed the morning news, Hillary launches into her “Free Paris now!” chant.

  39. Bithead says:

    * …and they Hillary puts the cookies WAAAYYY up in the oven!!

    * Hillary, making contact with Mrs Roosevelt.

    * No! No! ME! look at ME, damn it, look at ME! It’s all about ME.

    * Hillary at the book signing for her second book: “It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband”

    * Anyone want a free shredder?

    * Who thought Bubba was practicing his SAX moves?

  40. Alan Kellogg says:

    “Then I put my hands up on his belly so Bill doesn’t fall over on me.”

  41. fustian says:

    Hillary in the midst of rethinking her position on gun control…

  42. fustian says:

    Some of Hillary’s muslim friends come to visit. And they brought their vests!

  43. elliot says:

    Hillary (thinking): ‘OOh, OOh, I just gotta have a Barry Bonds home run ball’…“HIT IT HERE! HIT IT HERE!”

  44. “Assume the position!”

  45. Donald Sensing says:

    Everybody shout after me: “BANZAI! BANZAI!” Cripes, I’ve always wanted to do that.

  46. Alan Kellogg says:

    1. How Hillary fakes an orgasm.

    2. When Hillary realized she was drying her nails the wrong way.

  47. Ingress says:

    In the movie Close Encounters, The Sequel, Clinton greets the alien and is promptly eaten.

  48. Mark says:

    When I am elected President, you will only have to wait 10 months to see a physician when you are sick.