Thursday, June 7, 2007
Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners may be announced Monday PM
There will not be an OTB Caption Jam This Saturday… remember to visit the other contests.
Whoa, hold it right there! You, up in the booth, cut back on the lighting, OK?! I’m trying to win an election here!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you at interrogation time and at court.
…like that will ever happen…
In an effort to generate excitement in her candidacy, Hillary starts doing the wave before she begins her speeches.
In her speech before the Congregation of Black Baptist Ministers, Hillary Clinton was quoted as saying, “Ohhhh Lawdy, we’ze gonna take back dis land from de o’pressors. Can I get a witness?”
“Gimme and ‘F’….” (Hillary “Country Joe” Clinton does Woodstock)
Red Sea …. PART NOW!
* … and that was when she first noticed the truck….
You do the Hoooo-key Pokey.
You do the Hoooo-key Pokey.
That’s what it’s all about.
Where’s M, C and A?
To much Botox in the armpits and face can do that to a gal.
As the odor wafted over the crowd, people started to get an insight as to why she has such a high negative rating.
Bill Clinton made a surprise entry while Hillary was on stage.
Hillary demonstrated how she would handle fighting AQ in Iraq.
Disproving she’s originally from Arkansas, Hillary shows the crowd she has only five fingers on each hand.
Pastor Clinton leads another praise service at the Church of Hillary.
“Je suis un francais”
The Hillary impersonator on The Next Best Thing wowed them with her when I’m with Bill titillation routine.
Hillary panicked when the Karl Marx impersonators trooped out onto the stage: “Not until after the Election!”
Are you healed?
Hillery does her best Monica Lewinski impression.
Hillary shows her surprise (yet erotic curiosity) when “goosed” by Cindy Sheehan.
“I’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!”
“Kobe, I’m open!”
I, for one, welcome our new pant-suited overlords.
“I’m not worthy!”
“Um, no Mrs. Clinton, they aren’t booing you. That’s a…, a…, a Bronx cheer, yeah, that’s the ticket. That’s a Bronx cheer for a lifelong Yankee fan.”
“Can I get an a-women?”
It’s just a jump to the left…
“Look! Nothing up my sleeves! Now, with a little magic, I’ll make the US soldiers disappear from Iraq!”
“This is my Iraq policy.”
“I ain’t no ways tired holding my arms up like this.”
“Arrested for prostitution? I ain’t no ho!”
Godzilla! No, just Hillary’s reaction to Fred entering the race…
Not 8, but 10 years!
Having missed the morning news, Hillary launches into her “Free Paris now!” chant.
* …and they Hillary puts the cookies WAAAYYY up in the oven!!
* Hillary, making contact with Mrs Roosevelt.
* No! No! ME! look at ME, damn it, look at ME! It’s all about ME.
* Hillary at the book signing for her second book: “It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband”
* Anyone want a free shredder?
* Who thought Bubba was practicing his SAX moves?
“Then I put my hands up on his belly so Bill doesn’t fall over on me.”
Hillary in the midst of rethinking her position on gun control…
Some of Hillary’s muslim friends come to visit. And they brought their vests!
Hillary (thinking): ‘OOh, OOh, I just gotta have a Barry Bonds home run ball’…“HIT IT HERE! HIT IT HERE!”
“Assume the position!”
Everybody shout after me: “BANZAI! BANZAI!” Cripes, I’ve always wanted to do that.
1. How Hillary fakes an orgasm.
2. When Hillary realized she was drying her nails the wrong way.
In the movie Close Encounters, The Sequel, Clinton greets the alien and is promptly eaten.
When I am elected President, you will only have to wait 10 months to see a physician when you are sick.
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