Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Bithead says:

    * Bugs Bunny never tried THIS….

    * The hastily arranged game of “Leap Bull” came to a rather pointed conclusion.

    * Messrs Hugo Phirst, and N. O. Gohead, decide to try it together.

    * The unique national history of the Spaniards, caused them to attach some rather strange customs to “commitment ceremonies”

    * Nothing like two tons of pissed off pot roast to make you feel jumpy, is there?

    * Wait, hold it a minute, Juan… isn’t it the COW that’s supposed to jump over the moon?


  2. Bithead says:

    * Is this what’s known as kick starting the bull?

  3. Dantheman says:

    Gate number 23 in the Bull slaloming competition.

  4. G.A.Phillips says:

    A couple of liberals trying a new and progressive way to once again dodge their own bullshit…..I give you poop vaulting!!!!!!

  5. yetanotherjohn says:

    What happens now Juan?

    While the Spanish are to be commended for trying to expand their cultural traditions to encompass more of the European Union, this attempt to cache a small Czech on top of a Pole is not a shining moment.

    These colors don’t run, but we don’t mind letting them get a bit dirty when the bull gets this close.

    Nike: Just do it … or else the bull will gore you.

    The problem for Al running is the extent people will go to avoid the possibility of a Gore.

  6. Hodink says:

    “Try this! It wards off the bull in a political election.”

  7. thunderbird says:


  8. Roger says:

    Here is a sneak peek at new characters in the next version of Mortal Kombat. In this photo, the Spaniard is doing the “Doppleganger Double-kick”.

  9. Maniakes says:

    In inland regions, “jumping the shark” is impractical.

  10. The vaults of the toreadors.

  11. rodney dill says:


  12. dennis says:

    With the nearest shark being 700 miles away, Rod and Todd attempt to jump the closest thing.

  13. physics geek says:

    The newest attraction at Pamplona Disney opens for business.
    “We’re adore-a-bull! And we’re just heifer the fun! Come see our Juan on Juan action!”

    “Stop it now, or I swear that I’ll kill you.”
    The latest reality show, Queer Eye For the Rodeo Clown Guy, gets off to an auspicious start.

  14. Rachel Edith says:

    “On this week’s episode of Let’s See What Happens When … we’ll have the exciting bull vault. Wild! Next week, Paris Hilton discusses Iraq with President Bush. Hot!”

  15. Bithead says:

    * Bullfighters have matadorgasms. These guys take a little more to get there.

    * On today’s trip into history, we see the mistakes made during the developmental period of Bullfighting. I’m your host…. Gordon Bloody.

  16. Scott_T says:

    Cirques de Ole

  17. floyd says:

    But Wait!! Can the Bull be overcome with the common schtick in 2008? Stay tuned for details at 10!

  18. Scott_T says:

    1) A proposed event at the 2016 Olympics in Barcelona to encourage more viewership.

    2) A rejected show on the Discovery Channel, Man-vs-Bull. It ended on a sharp point to one of the contestants.

    3) Syncranized Bull Jumping… WTF?

  19. Intense Pain in the Afternoon.

  20. Ouch, that’s going to leave a couple of marks.

  21. Jackass III: Pamplona!

  22. G.A.Phillips says:

    These bestiality videos on the Internet just keep getting weirder and weirder….

  23. elliot says:

    All was going as rehearsed, until Julio heard a ‘snap’…..

  24. Hermoine says:

    “What do you mean … there is no plan B?”

  25. Bithead says:

    * Before the bull riding lessons can continue, the students must first work on their bull mounting technique.

    * And this is supposed to get us dates, how, again?

    * Those energy drinks are really amazing.

    * Live from… errr…DEAD from Madrid, Spain, it’s…

  26. elliot says:

    Men: Hey! Who greased the pole?!
    Bull snickers.