Outside the Beltway

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1. Bithead says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 08:30

   * Bugs Bunny never tried THIS….

   * The hastily arranged game of “Leap Bull” came to a rather pointed conclusion.

   * Messrs Hugo Phirst, and N. O. Gohead, decide to try it together.

   * The unique national history of the Spaniards, caused them to attach some rather strange customs to “commitment ceremonies”

   * Nothing like two tons of pissed off pot roast to make you feel jumpy, is there?

   * Wait, hold it a minute, Juan… isn’t it the COW that’s supposed to jump over the moon?

   *
2. Bithead says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 08:32

   * Is this what’s known as kick starting the bull?
3. Dantheman says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 09:17

   Gate number 23 in the Bull slaloming competition.
4. G.A.Phillips says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 10:39

   A couple of liberals trying a new and progressive way to once again dodge their own bullshit…..I give you poop vaulting!!!!!!
5. yetanotherjohn says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 10:57

   What happens now Juan?

   While the Spanish are to be commended for trying to expand their cultural traditions to encompass more of the European Union, this attempt to cache a small Czech on top of a Pole is not a shining moment.

   These colors don’t run, but we don’t mind letting them get a bit dirty when the bull gets this close.

   Nike: Just do it … or else the bull will gore you.

   The problem for Al running is the extent people will go to avoid the possibility of a Gore.
6. Hodink says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 10:58

   “Try this! It wards off the bull in a political election.”
7. thunderbird says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 11:05

   BULLVUALTING THE NEW LATEST SPORTS CRAZE
8. Roger says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 12:07

   Here is a sneak peek at new characters in the next version of Mortal Kombat. In this photo, the Spaniard is doing the “Doppleganger Double-kick”.
9. Maniakes says:
   Monday, 16 July 2007 at 14:22

   In inland regions, “jumping the shark” is impractical.
10. charles austin says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 15:01

    The vaults of the toreadors.
11. rodney dill says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 15:06

    500,001
12. dennis says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 16:12

    With the nearest shark being 700 miles away, Rod and Todd attempt to jump the closest thing.
13. physics geek says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 16:29

    The newest attraction at Pamplona Disney opens for business.
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    “We’re adore-a-bull! And we’re just heifer the fun! Come see our Juan on Juan action!”

    “Stop it now, or I swear that I’ll kill you.”
    ===============================
    The latest reality show, Queer Eye For the Rodeo Clown Guy, gets off to an auspicious start.
14. Rachel Edith says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 17:01

    “On this week’s episode of Let’s See What Happens When … we’ll have the exciting bull vault. Wild! Next week, Paris Hilton discusses Iraq with President Bush. Hot!”
15. Bithead says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 17:50

    * Bullfighters have matadorgasms. These guys take a little more to get there.

    * On today’s trip into history, we see the mistakes made during the developmental period of Bullfighting. I’m your host…. Gordon Bloody.
16. Scott_T says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 17:59

    Cirques de Ole
17. floyd says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 18:48

    But Wait!! Can the Bull be overcome with the common schtick in 2008? Stay tuned for details at 10!
18. Scott_T says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 20:00

    1) A proposed event at the 2016 Olympics in Barcelona to encourage more viewership.

    2) A rejected show on the Discovery Channel, Man-vs-Bull. It ended on a sharp point to one of the contestants.

    3) Syncranized Bull Jumping… WTF?
19. charles austin says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 20:44

    Intense Pain in the Afternoon.
20. charles austin says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 20:47

    Ouch, that’s going to leave a couple of marks.
21. charles austin says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 20:49

    Jackass III: Pamplona!
22. G.A.Phillips says:
    Monday, 16 July 2007 at 21:31

    These bestiality videos on the Internet just keep getting weirder and weirder….
23. elliot says:
    Tuesday, 17 July 2007 at 08:59

    All was going as rehearsed, until Julio heard a ‘snap’…..
24. Hermoine says:
    Wednesday, 18 July 2007 at 23:19

    “What do you mean … there is no plan B?”
25. Bithead says:
    Wednesday, 18 July 2007 at 23:32

    * Before the bull riding lessons can continue, the students must first work on their bull mounting technique.

    * And this is supposed to get us dates, how, again?

    * Those energy drinks are really amazing.

    * Live from… errr…DEAD from Madrid, Spain, it’s…
26. elliot says:
    Thursday, 19 July 2007 at 07:01

    Men: Hey! Who greased the pole?!
    Bull snickers.