Caption Contest
Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
It’s been a while since we’ve had a double picture.
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pic 1 (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)
pic 2 (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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From the Democratic Candidate Handbook
Page 4, Paragraph 2
‘Always try to catch your opponent in a lie’
Edwards(whispering) “I was just in the men’s room with Kucinich, and it’s really only this big”
Kucinich: …just moments earlier(second photo).
First caption:but why can’t I be the fist woman president, it’s only this big………….
Second Caption:
(L) Photo – “Hills, let’s get rid of Kucinich. He brings about this much value to the campaign.”
(R) Photo – “Bang, bang. I am now taking the Cheney approach to my so-called friends.”
The “Viet” seem to be missing from the placard on the right.
Dennis the Menace smirks at Edwards the meat eater and then demonstrates the superiority of veganism to the assembled media.
The “member” from Ohio makes quite an impression.
* Hilary, he’s doing the Hokey Pokey again. Try not to notice.
1) You got a booger hanging there, Hillary. I’ll get it!
2) “Disco Denny” wowed ’em at the Congressional Slumber Party Sock Hop.
H.C. We laugh at the little people of the other America.
J.E. I’m crushing your head! I’m crushing your head!
D.K. The MSM doesn’t give me much time up here as the other guys ’cause I’m a buffoon, so I’ll have to crush all your heads at the same time.
HRC: “The Liddle People?”
JE: “No, the little people.”
DK: “Oh, you mean the Leprechauns. Oh yeah, I talk with them every day.”
“Missed it by that much, in 2004.”
The candidates in the last Democratic Party debate picked up where Senator Stevens left off explaining to the assembled media how the Internet works.
Senators Edwards and Clinton try to eliminate the negative while Congressman Kucinich tries to accentuate the positive.
Senator Clinton really started having second thoughts about attending any more debates when Senator Edwards and Congressman Kucinich started talking their personal experiences with alien probes.
Just a bunch of blabbing liberals.
The Senator fought back after he heard their hurried whispers. . By God, he was NOT going to let the two of them steal his voter away!
Clinton: So you’re saying it was just a little fib you told about your fundraising activities.
Kucinich: Right, and a whale is just a small fish.
Edwards: I prefer vienna sausages myself.
Kucinich: It’s kielbasas or nothing for this boy!
1) Hillary – – eyeing Kucinich – – “Thanks, but I think I’ve got something else in mind.”
Edwards: What’s a Colonoscopy? Well, ahem, they insert a camera probe up your…you know what…this far and look around. In fact, the president is getting one.
Kucinich: What’s a Colonoscopy? It is about this long and……..