Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Bithead says:

    * Perhaps if we were to build this large wooden badger…

    * Leggo my Ego!!! (In the real world, the robot’s name is Ego Leonard… don’t ask.)

    * You’re a citizen of Legoland traveling incommunicado…

  2. Gollum says:

    “Say, any of you kids happen to see my rubber ducky around here?”

  3. Roger says:

    1. “We come in peace.”

    2. “All your bases are belong to us.”

  4. Kenny says:

    “Remember when Michael Jackson was white? And human? All of these reinventions to get close to young boys are just tiresome.

    “Johnny! Come back here!”

  5. Hodink says:

    President Bush honored Karl Rove today. Nobody understood it but what else is new?

  6. Lindy R. Dole says:

    I for one welcome our new Simpson Colored overlords.

  7. Gollum says:

    “Here’s my demands: I want one LEGO Racer Action Car brought right here to the beach, a LEGO City Passenger Plane waiting for me at the airport with a full tank of gas, and a trunk from the LEGO Duplo Big Pirate Ship with 10,000 in small coins. And if I see just one LEGO Police Car anywhere, believe me, the kid gets it.”

  8. Gollum says:

    When good toys go bad.

  9. Gollum says:

    Sure they were noisy, but LEGO Ben knew the boys would be a veritable magnet for LEGO chicks.

  10. FormerHostage says:

    I. AM. LEGO-MAN!
    ** daaaa daaaa daa daa daa, dada dada dada da daa daaa daaa ***

  11. Gollum says:

    “I am clushing your heads! Clush! Clush! Ha-ha-haaaa! Clush!”

  12. Gollum says:

    “Greetings. I come in pieces.”

  13. physics geek says:

    In a surprising move, The Lord of the Rings trilogy was remade, with one of the main characters recast as a woman made of plastic blocks. Her name? Legolass.

    Once you go molded plastic, you never go back.

    Movie poster for Toy Story 3: I Will Totally Kick Your Ass.

    Beware the Surfinator.

  14. Maniakes says:

    Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from other public awareness videos. Today I’m here to warn you about the giant plastic automatons which are even now seducing our children to a lifestyle of reckless debauchery…

  15. John425 says:

    “I seek my Creator! Where is Karl Rove?”

  16. elliot says:

    Me Lego Man, looking for Leggy Woman.

  17. Triumph says:

    Typical liberals

  18. Bithead says:

    * (Singing….) “If I only had a heart”

  19. When Cheryl said her husband was plastic and ran on batteries, her co-workers thought it was a euphemism.

  20. mannning says:

    You escaped from the 1940 world’s fair?

  21. Su Berton says:

    Osama’s new disguise.

  22. Su Berton says:

    Michael Jackson has found a new way to attrack kids.

  23. Su Berton says:

    Lego: Take me to your leader

    Kid: President Bush?

    Lego: Never mind.

    Kid: How about the terminator? He’s famous.

    Lego: That’s more like it, kiddo. Great minds think alike.

  24. Su Berton says:

    Hey, Kid. Have you seen my wife, Hillary Clinton?

  25. TeaFizz says:

    Yeah, I don’t really understand my t-shirt either, but it was the only clean one I had, so just BACK OFF!

  26. Hermoine says:

    “Did that thing just call us nappy-headed hos?”