Monday, August 13, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
* Perhaps if we were to build this large wooden badger…
* Leggo my Ego!!! (In the real world, the robot’s name is Ego Leonard… don’t ask.)
* You’re a citizen of Legoland traveling incommunicado…
“Say, any of you kids happen to see my rubber ducky around here?”
1. “We come in peace.”
2. “All your bases are belong to us.”
“Remember when Michael Jackson was white? And human? All of these reinventions to get close to young boys are just tiresome.
“Johnny! Come back here!”
President Bush honored Karl Rove today. Nobody understood it but what else is new?
I for one welcome our new Simpson Colored overlords.
“Here’s my demands: I want one LEGO Racer Action Car brought right here to the beach, a LEGO City Passenger Plane waiting for me at the airport with a full tank of gas, and a trunk from the LEGO Duplo Big Pirate Ship with 10,000 in small coins. And if I see just one LEGO Police Car anywhere, believe me, the kid gets it.”
When good toys go bad.
Sure they were noisy, but LEGO Ben knew the boys would be a veritable magnet for LEGO chicks.
I. AM. LEGO-MAN!
** daaaa daaaa daa daa daa, dada dada dada da daa daaa daaa ***
“I am clushing your heads! Clush! Clush! Ha-ha-haaaa! Clush!”
“Greetings. I come in pieces.”
In a surprising move, The Lord of the Rings trilogy was remade, with one of the main characters recast as a woman made of plastic blocks. Her name? Legolass.
Once you go molded plastic, you never go back.
Movie poster for Toy Story 3: I Will Totally Kick Your Ass.
Beware the Surfinator.
Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from other public awareness videos. Today I’m here to warn you about the giant plastic automatons which are even now seducing our children to a lifestyle of reckless debauchery…
“I seek my Creator! Where is Karl Rove?”
Me Lego Man, looking for Leggy Woman.
* (Singing….) “If I only had a heart”
When Cheryl said her husband was plastic and ran on batteries, her co-workers thought it was a euphemism.
You escaped from the 1940 world’s fair?
Osama’s new disguise.
Michael Jackson has found a new way to attrack kids.
Lego: Take me to your leader
Kid: President Bush?
Lego: Never mind.
Kid: How about the terminator? He’s famous.
Lego: That’s more like it, kiddo. Great minds think alike.
Hey, Kid. Have you seen my wife, Hillary Clinton?
Yeah, I don’t really understand my t-shirt either, but it was the only clean one I had, so just BACK OFF!
“Did that thing just call us nappy-headed hos?”
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