Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Bithead says:

    * Reaction to a bannanosecond. (The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is precisely one bananosecond.)

    * Oh, NO! It’s the ghost of Vince Foster!

    * These Mattel Toys have been labeled as hazardous to your healthcare.

    * The reaction to Ted Kennedy’s offer of a lift home.

    * Mrs. Roosevelt makes an unscheduled appearance.

    * Hillary and Barrack, on the next WWF RAW!

  2. elliot says:

    Hillary: If elected? I can do a mime in a glass box.

  3. Brian says:

    “OK, if you help me connect with your peeps, I’ll put you on the ticket. How does that raise the roof thing go again? …”

  4. Dave Schuler says:

    Caught in the headlights.

  5. Michael says:

    Hillary: Can I get a woot woot!

    Obama: I can’t believe I’m loosing to this woman.

  6. Kent says:

    Campaign of the Living Dead

  7. Hodink says:

    Clinton – “For you Ba? Try the American Patriotic motif in a full sleeve tattoo. For me? Maybe that small cigar on my mons pubis.”

  8. Anderson says:

    Democratic candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton react to the announcement that Bill Clinton has thrown his support to Paris Hilton.

  9. Kenny says:

    “And when I walked in Bill had his hand’s on her right here …”

  10. legion says:

    No no, Barack… this is how you do ‘raise raise the roof’. Wow, you really aren’t black enough, are you?

  11. Obama and Clinton thrill the crowd with their performance of Weird Al’s She Never Told Me She Was a Mime

  12. floyd says:

    WOW! Look, it’s the great Leonora Fulani!! We might as well give up now!

  13. Bithead says:

    * Hillary to an Obama Supporter: “I find your lack of faith… disturbing.”

    * Hillary demonstrating that gravity is the absence of levitation.

    * Clinton and Obama react to someone whose mind was so open it fell out.

    * Hillary… ” And so Bill says to the minister, “would it be OK if I cast one of the bridesmaids, instead? They look HOT….”

    * Hillary demonstrating the magic she uses to drain profits from corporate America.

    * Hilary, answering the question “boxers or briefs ”

    * “I’ll get you. my pretty, and your little dog too”

    * Barrack and Hillary’s latest argument: They both want to use “Taxation without hesitation” as their campaign slogan.
    *

  14. Triumph says:

    Nothing but a couple of clueless liberals.

  15. Len says:

    Ladies and Gentlemen… the Vice President and President of the United States!

  16. John425 says:

    Hillary-responding to a question from the audience:

    “No, I did not have sex with this man, Mr Obama.”

    or

    “Yes, we had sex this many times”

  17. hln says:

    Teflon. Teflon. Responsibility slides right off me.

    hln

  18. brainy435 says:

    Relax, Hill. You can stop surrendering. He just called out my name, “Obama.” No one is claiming to have seen “Osama.”

  19. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “Hillary, how many times dumber than Obama are you?”

  20. Lindy R. Dole says:

    clueless and classless

  21. Gollum says:

    Obama: B*tch got no cleavage for a brutha!

  22. physics geek says:

    “You’re getting sleepy. Sleeeeeppppyyy.”

    “Please, there’s no need to bow down… okay, actually there is.”

    Hillary is the first contestant in the Who Wants to Be the Next Baghdad Bob? reality TV show.

    The leading Democratic nomination contenders make a pitiful attempt at doing The Wave.

  23. “Oh. It’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!”

  24. Dennis says:

    Hillary: Then he was like.. No please don’t kill me and all that..

  25. Red, white, and booed.

  26. What’s black and white and Red all over?

  27. “C’mon Barack, wax on, wax off, just like I showed you backstage. Get with the program.”

  28. Is that Mike Gravel? In a Spiderman suit? Crawling on the ceiling?

  29. As the missile flew just over their heads during their joint appearance in Hawaii, Senators Obama and Clinton could just make out the engraving on the warhead that read, “No Dong.” Hillary took this as a positive sign.

  30. Dem and Demer.

  31. A fraction of a second later, Hillary’s plan came to fruition as Barack conceded to her request for a high five and she quickly jerked her hands away as all the flashbulbs went off, thus ending his political ambitions.

  32. Scott_T says:

    1) Obama and Hillary! finally notice the Pink Elephant in the room, their approval numbers as Congress-people in Washington.

    2) Hillary’s response to being ‘goosed’ by Obama.

  33. John425 says:

    Obama looks away in embarrassment as Hillary breaks out her dance moves to the tune of “Do You Love Me”?

    DO YOU LOVE ME
    (Berry Gordy Jr.)

    Well do you love me (I can really move)
    Well do you love me (I’m in the groove)
    Ah do you love me (do you love me)
    Now that I can dance

    Watch me now, oh
    (work it all) I said-a work it all baby
    (work it all) ah, you’re drivin’ me crazy
    (work it all) a-with a little bit of soul now…

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  35. Wyatt Earp says:

    Obama tries to distance himself from Clinton’s racist rendition of “Mammy.”

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  37. scully says:

    Now Bill – put down the intern and no one will get hurt.

  38. Deathlok says:

    In her bid for the Presidency, Hillary Clinton discovers that the Glass Ceiling has walls holding it up.

  39. Rachel Edith says:

    “Lesson One. Get friendly with MJ, Little Richard, Al Sharpton, Whoopi, Barry Bonds, Oprah, Sean Combs, Jesse Jackson, Aretha and Derek Jeter. Lesson Two. Get your hair cut at the local barber shop. Lesson Three. Learn to hip hop dance. Lesson Four. Bill says eat a mess o’ greens.

  40. Hermoine says:

    “uh Hillary, no need to read the menu. The Soup Nazi just screamed, ‘No soup for you!'”