Outside the Beltway

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1. elliot says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 08:51

   In a shocking revelation, MSNBC has discovered that Elvis had been lip-syncing from the beginning and was just a show piece. Shown here is the real ‘voice’ and ‘image’ behind the man.
   Thank-you, Thank-you very much.
2. Dantheman says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 08:59

   Love Me Chicken Tenders.

   Ya Ain’t Nothing but a Hound Puppy.
3. Caliban Darklock says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 09:45

   Fla-vor Flaaaaaaav… oh, wait, wrong outfit. Thank you. Thank you very much.
4. floyd says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 09:55

   Finally,miniature entertainers fit for cell phone screens!Thankyouverymuch!
5. Bithead says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 09:58

   * Proof that Elvis is alive and living in Beijing.

   * You get a hunka hunka burning Eggwoll.
6. Kenny says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 10:01

   After years of only Slim and Fat divisions in impersonation contests, the long overlooked Young ‘N’ Chubby division finally gets its due.
7. Hodink says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 10:03

   He has been tested for lead paint and was found to be free of Chinese wheat gluten. You can lick him and eat him.
8. yetanotherjohn says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 10:05

   Now do you understand why I am so against embryonic stem cell research?
9. floyd says:
   Monday, 20 August 2007 at 10:08

   Little sister don’t you do what your big sister done!
10. Brian says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 11:17

    The Dalai Lama’s reincarnation took a very unexpected turn.
11. floyd says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 11:33

    REVEALED! What Rosie did after “The View”!!
12. Lindy R. Dole says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 11:51

    I for one welcome our new diminutive Elvis impersonator overlords.
13. G.A.Phillips says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 14:09

    Viva cupcake-a…..
14. Scott_T says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 14:51

    1) Hong Kong’s winner of “China’s Got Talent!”, Sum-Yung Elvis.

    2) Why, that’s not nuthin but Ahund Dong.
15. Stormy Dragon says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 15:35

    o/~ I’m soooo rone-rrrreeeee…. o/~
16. rodney dill says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 15:51

    The knee shakes just mean somethings running down the leg.
17. Steven Taylor says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 16:44

    Kim Jung Il: Superstar
18. rodney dill says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 20:55

    “I goths peanuth buther sthtuck to the rooth of my mouf.”
19. Gollum says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 21:22

    His future’s so bright, he’s gotta wear shades . . .
20. Gollum says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 21:23

    “I’m just a hunka hunka burning ruv . . “
21. SPQR says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 22:23

    Alphie dressed down for his date with Jadegold.
22. MikeM says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 22:32

    Kim Jong-il goes undercover.
23. Alan Kellogg says:
    Monday, 20 August 2007 at 22:48

    1. The blackout shades did not keep Mr. Yun from smelling the food.

    2. Today Japanese sporting afficionados were introduced to Tokyo’s newest craze, midget sumo.

    3. It should be noted that while this young man is the wrong height to impersonate young Elvis, he is the proper weight.

    4. Contrary to rumor, an Elvish impersonator will not be playing one of the seven dwarfs in Disney’s live action remake of Snow White.
24. Deathlok says:
    Tuesday, 21 August 2007 at 09:53

    Mini E!
25. Su Berton says:
    Tuesday, 21 August 2007 at 10:04

    Elvis reincarnated.