Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Due to a business trip winners will be announced Saturday AM, consequently the start of the Thursday contest may also be delayed.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Shake?

  2. Hermoine says:

    “This is my ring finger hand. I never reach for pieces of toilet paper or stall dividers or any human body parts with this hand. Now, on the other hand …”

  3. elliot says:

    Okay, I might have did it. Let’s shoot for it, two out of three. Rock, scissor, paper……

  4. elliot says:

    You tell how to feel a cop er cop a feel and get away with it.

  5. elliot says:

    You tell me now how to
    feel a cop er cop a feel and get away with it.

  6. Triumph says:

    I am a victim of the liberal media.

  7. Tlaloc says:

    I had a distinctly not-gay wide fingered grip on his ball sack…

  8. Andy says:

    I am a victim of the liberal media.

    Dear lord, you are so earnestly unfunny it’s painful. Which means that it’s a decent spoof. Good job.

  9. yetanotherjohn says:

    Craig, shown here passing a sign to the cute reporter in the third row, maintained his innocence despite resigning.

    When you look like this, can you blame him for trying to get some any way he could?

    Craig told reporters that he was resigning and that he was not wearing pants under his raincoat.

    Great, Rove leaves and now someone in the GOP thinks Craig making announcements in front of the White House is a good idea.

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    I am a victim of the liberal lifestyle.

  11. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “One hand washes the other… if ya know what I mean.”

  12. DaveD says:

    I was for guilty as charged before I was against guilty as charged.

  13. Bithead says:

    * No, I am not staring at your crotch.

  14. “Why, yes, this is a trenchcoat. Why do you ask?”

  15. “I’m not gay, though apparently there is something wrong with that.”

  16. “I pleaded guilty to the officer’s charge of disturbing the piece.”

  17. “The Ambien I was taking had me confused. I thought I was in the men’s room in the Senate.”

  18. Gollum says:

    In retrospect, Senator Craig’s 2005 cryptic declaration – – “I’ve got them by the balls, now, boy!” – – seemed to make more sense.

  19. Gollum says:

    Well, he’s definitely not talking about Dana Perino.

  20. serr8d says:

    “There was no glory in holing up any longer. Stalling my resignation would only make it hurt worse. I couldn’t let the sun go down on me for another day as Senator. Couldn’t drag it out…”

  21. Rachel Edith says:

    “Well look. Those of you who use restrooms simply to void should heed astronaut, Lisa Nowak. Wear diapers.”

  22. Hodink says:

    “My luck is just awful. Heck, besides all this, I tried on the O J Simpson glove and it fit … like a glove.”

  23. Su Berton says:

    The Devil made me do it!

  24. Su Berton says:

    My first mistake was getting caught.
    My second mistake was pleading guilty.
    My third was thinking the cop was interested.

  25. Su Berton says:

    To err is human

  26. Su Berton says:

    In politics… never retreat, never retract… never admit a mistake.
    (Napoleon Bonaparte)

  27. Roger says:

    “Forget the toe-tapping, check out the handshake we use to indicate membership. Oh yeah, and when I wink a certain way, it means something too.”

  28. John425 says:

    Then he said, “What’s it got in it’s pocket, preciousss?”

  29. John425 says:

    You gotta feel around and find the “G” spot!

  30. Brian says:

    I have in my hands a list of over 100 bathrooms I have NOT been accused of picking up cops in!

  31. Lasting Magic says:

    “It should surprise no one that I am a well-paid undercover Democrat now.”

  32. John425 says:

    Lemme touch it and see if you have what it takes to make Craigslist!