Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Bithead says:

    * The world’s strongest man contest takes a weird turn

    * The morning train… brought to yo by Bite Bond Denture adhesive

    * Al Gore demonstrates that fancy things like Electricity really aren’t needed to run our transportation system

    * John tried to retrieve his I-Pod from under the train.

  2. Boyd says:

    “This is not the maintenance worker you’re looking for.”

    “This is not the maintenance worker we’re looking for.”

  3. Bill W says:

    * Recent budget cut backs have led to new alternative energy methods for public transportation.

    * In Malaysia, we ALWAYS ensure the trains run on time, no matter what.

  4. dennis says:

    In an effort to lower unenployment, Maylasia began hiring the homeless as “buffers”

  5. Hodink says:

    It was simple and sweet. Family and friends attended. They wrote their own vows. And who didn’t love their first dance?

  6. Triumph says:

    Give ’em hell, Harry!

  7. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Next on Mythbusters, Jamie and Adam set out to prove you can pull people back to a Britney Spears concert with a locomotive.

  8. elliot says:

    Getting the morning train in Kupala Lumpur to arrive in time was….
    well, like pulling with teeth.

  9. Paul Barnes says:

    Chris “Mindfreak” Angel thought he could be run over by a train. He was.

  10. Barry says:

    “The morning train… brought to yo by Bite Bond Denture adhesive”

    Posted by Bithead

    Bithead wins.

  11. Michael says:

    Soylent Green, the new alternative energy!

  12. peterh says:

    The ministry of Trains has shelved the banality of ribbon-cutting as inaugural sacrifices have gained in popularity.

  13. yetanotherjohn says:

    Before congress would receive the generals report, they required him to perform twelve special tasks.

    Man pulling a train with his teeth: Unsafe. Man pulling a train with his teeth wearing an orange safety vest: Safe.

    Your carbon offset dollars at work.

    In the remake of “Lady and the tramp”, the dogs eating spaghetti was replaced with a man and a train.

    In training for being able to shift the left from their pre-set beliefs…

  14. physics geek says:

    The updated “Take a Bite Out of Crime” ad campaign gets underway.
    Man: “I keep having this dream where I’m being chased by a train. I run and I run but i cannot get away!”

    Therapist: “This sounds remarkably similar to your dream of ‘I feel a stabbing pain in my eye while drinking hot chocolate'”.

  15. Once again, the Monday morning commute proved to be a real drag.

  16. John Burgess says:

    Once Mama got thrown from the train, she decided the station needed some tidying up.

  17. Scott_T says:

    1) You know, anyone can pull a train with their teeth, now try *STOPPING* a train with their teeth, that’s an even harder trick.

    2) This was the family-friendly 1st round event, pulling a train with one’s teeth. The 2nd round would involve pulling a train with another part of a male anatomy which wasn’t so family friendly.

    3) The one way democrats could get their poll-numbers to move upwards apparently.

  18. John425 says:

    Man: I heard that the tooth fairy is now giving out BIG bucks for teeth.

  19. John425 says:

    And “The Little Train That Could”…rolls in at 90 miles an hour.

  20. Anderson says:

    Finally, General Petraeus saw the light at the end of the tunnel.

  21. Daniel says:

    That’s the worst case of “Yellow Fever” you will ever see.

  22. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Spiderman starts to rethink his chin spinnerette

  23. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “I think The Amazing Frogman shouldn’t try to zap flies on moving objects.”

  24. elliot says:

    After being run over by the 3:05, Philip said “For a moment there I lost my train of thought”.

  25. elliot says:

    ….So that’s why they call it a ‘pullman.’

  26. elliot says:

    AmTrak-Malaysia unveils its new Chew Chew.

  27. lawhawk says:

    The Second Avenue Subway opened up to an admiring crowd, until they learned how the trains would be powered.

    Bloomberg’s congestion pricing tax: the truth revealed.

  28. Raja ensured himself a date for the night by pulling the train the last six feet with just his tongue.

  29. Later, confused maintenance workers arrived to repair the damaged bridgework.

  30. . . . once again, doing the job Americans just won’t do.

  31. Hermoine says:

    Looking for Osama bin Laden