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  1. Bithead says:

    * The Democrats after the election

    * The Cuban Energy Crisis took a turn for the worst, today…

  2. markm says:

    “…yeah, ass ho*e…i get it alright…NOW GET ME OUTA HERE”

  3. elliot says:

    Well, well, well. Just what the world needs another a**hole.

  4. Gollum says:

    “Hmmmm. . . . bone dry yet ice cold . . . obviously not used in years . . . this must be the ‘Hillary’ well . . . “

  5. If you think this is bad, you should see the elephant.

  6. hln says:

    Don key hole tay!

  7. Lindy R. Dole says:

    It had always been assumed that the Hsu powder keg would eliminate the ass hole.

  8. ELO says:

    Could the elephant pull me out…..please.

  9. Caliban Darklock says:

    Surprisingly, Donkey Carmelita didn’t generate nearly as much national sympathy as Baby Jessica.

  10. Rachel Edith says:

    “People forget. I invented The Internet. I raised concerns about Climate Change. I have an Oscar and an Emmy. I am a Nobel Peace Prize nominee. One day, I will be thanking Jenny Craig for doing this awful thing to me.”

  11. Deathlok says:

    He didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground.

    So that’s why they call it a burrow!

  12. Triumph says:

    Hillary is revealed without her makeup.

  13. yetanotherjohn says:

    I went to the well once to often…so Hsu me.

    What progress in Iraq? I don’t see any progress from where I’m sitting.

    The democrats decided to ignore the first principle of politics and kept digging after the ‘Betrayus’ ad.

    I’m sorry, I just don’t think the republicans are very good at performance art.

    Stop looking at me like that. You’re the one who decided to base your parties political strategy on the US being defeated in Iraq.

  14. DL says:

    I thought we already caught Saddam?

    Why doesn’t this poor beast just, “Move on”?

    This is just the Democrat’s mascot looking for Kerry’s secret plan to end the war. (it can’t be OJ looking for the real killers – he’s in jail.)

  15. peterh says:

    Hey….I was lead to the water….and I drank… shoot me…

  16. Michael says:


    Q: How do you get a donkey in a hole?
    A: Dig a hole, put the donkey in.
    Q: How do you get a donkey out of a hole?
    A: Why would you want to do that?

    Alternative 2nd answer:
    A: First you..Oh look, Shiney!

  17. Michael says:

    I threw a penny into the well and wished for a pony. Stupid well.

  18. John425 says:

    NOooo! Don’t flush it! Don’t flush it!!

  19. Maniakes says:

    I can has exit strategy?

  20. John425 says:

    Eeyore sorry! Eeyore promises never make MoveOn mad again! Eeyore promises!

  21. brainy435 says:

    Wait, wait, wait. I was supposed to STOP digging?

  22. Anderson says:

    The predictable end of the Democrats’ quest for the light at the end of the tunnel.

  23. Scott_T says:

    1) Why the long face?

    2) The Democrats had mistakenly thought Code Pink had told them to “Dive In” for the weekend’s events in DC, not have a ‘die in’.

  24. floyd says:

    I know I shouldn’t have tried to use the elephant’s toilet! Now, how do I get out of here before he shows up!!

  25. Alan Kellogg says:

    Venezuela’s introduction of the intercontinental ballistic burro was not a success

  26. MikeM says:

    Since he really can’t tell his ass from a hole in the ground, Cousin Earl is gonna get mighty confused.

  27. Rob M says:

    seriously, I am ready for a national health care debate.

    Let me know when Hillary and Oprah stop fighting. thanks.

    Why would this have anything to do with him? I’m not scared of Fred Thompson. Wait, don’t tell him I said that.

    and last but not least

    “At that time, I often thought that if I had had to live in the trunk of a dead tree, with nothing to do but look up at the sky flowing overhead, little by little I would have gotten used to it.” Does that make me an ass?

  28. Su Berton says:

    Jumbo knocked me in here when I wasn’t watching.

  29. Su Berton says:

    This is what happens when a donkey talks too much.

  30. Su Berton says:

    This is what happens when you beat around the Bush!

  31. Su Berton says:

    Democrat at the bottom of the barrel.

  32. Su Berton says:

    “Every donkey thinks itself worthy of standing with the king’s horses.”
    This is what happens when they stand next to an elephant.

  33. Steven L. says:

    Voice of from above:

    “It votes against the army plan, or it gets the hose again. . . .”

  34. Steven L. says:

    “Man. What kind of freaky wish did you just make, anyway?!”

  35. Hodink says:

    “Katherine Heigl’s mother never believed in me.”

  36. “I’m calling this particular hole in the ground ‘Social Security Solvency.’ Now if you will hand me my shovel I can get back to fixing it by digging it a little deeper.”

  37. “When you’ve dug yourself into a hole, why do you always insist on calling it a tunnel?” — Garry Trudeau

  38. “Shrek!”

  39. Reason #276 to be a Republican: Wells aren’t big enough for an elephant to accidentally fall into.

  40. Apocalypzoo

  41. John425 says:

    The Ass finally knows what it feels like to be in a foxhole.

  42. “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.” — Jame Gumb

  43. Just off camera, Eric Cartman says, “This water tastes like ass.”

  44. That’s positively Nast-y.

  45. Gollum says:

    “G*dd*mn setup . . . I’ll be g*dd*mn . . . b*tch set me up.”

  46. Hermoine says:

    “Hi Larry King. OJ was the best man at my wedding. And I don’t recall anything after that.”

  47. rodney dill says:

    “I feel like such a…”