Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Sorry about two Hillary pictures in a row, but this was too good to pass up.



Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:

    Ok folks, quick impression of Monica’s ass.

  2. elliot says:

    When asked why she stayed with Bill, Hillary gestures, and then woke up.

  3. Dantheman says:

    I missed getting health care reform passed by that much.

  4. stillearly says:

    “Don’t worry, my health care plan will only screw you by this much.”

  5. Kent says:

    “I salute you all.”

  6. markm says:

    “Extend the Bush tax cuts???!?!???…OVER MY BIG HAIRY THIGHS!!!.

  7. yetanotherjohn says:

    While sympathetic to her supporters who dreamed of having sex with Bill, Hillary demonstrated what it was really like.

    “…and then the evil republicans are going to come and eat your children.” (The American dream turns into the American nightmare)

    Hillary denied she was being held hostage by the unions and other special interest groups.

    Hillary then demonstrated how she would secure the border against illegal immigration.

    More proof that Bill is always behind Hillary.

    What happens when MoveOn tells Hillary to assume the position?

    When I say that you have to have a “willing suspension of disbelief” to believe her, I’m of course not saying she is lying. I mean, just look at that face.

    I for one applaud her attempts to move away from the politics of sound bytes. I’m just not sure that mime really works for her.

  8. Bithead says:

    Oxymoron: preacher politicians

  9. dennis says:


  10. Bithead says:

    * When lawyers change careers to become tambourine preachers, you know where the real money is!

    * “I am Hillary, hear me roar, I’m more important than Al Gore.”

    * “I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too”

    * A reaction to the question: I’m sick of you, Hillary. Is this covered by your Healthcare Plan?

    * A reaction to the question: How much money did you make on those cattle futures, Hillary?

    * Difference between Hillary Clinton & snake oil salesman? Not much.

    * Amazing, how she can pick your pocket with her arms spread wide, like that.

    * And then, I bake those cookies WAY up in the oven…..

    * Hillary, feeling strong indeed, after eating her breakfast of Choice… shredded wheat.

    * maybe the shrew wasn’t so tame, after all.

    * Heil Hillary….. Queen of the Fourth Reich

    * Hillary’s all all preaches and scream, this morning, isn’t she?

    Ya know, there are some subjects where this stuff just writes itself.

  11. markm says:

    Hillary, answering a question from the audience “..Sta…..STAND BY MY MAN???!!!!?!, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER”

  12. Kenny says:

    “And together, we’ll create the new American Dream: Individual appearances on American Idol for all of us!”

  13. “Ok, now this side: Row, row, row your boat…”

  14. markm says:

    Hillary, answering yet another question from the audience “good question, butt yes, my new tax plan will indeed show the elasticity of the average wealthy anii”

  15. Ohmigid, I’m in Room 101!

  16. And I thought having Freddy Krueger in my dreams was bad.

  17. “Hsut up!”

  18. Triumph says:

    Just another pandering liberal.

  19. mannning says:

    Oh S**t on the American Dream, I am talking about MY dream!

  20. brainy435 says:

    “So I walk in and Monica looks at me like….”

  21. McCain says:

    First ping pong ball in wins the goldfish.

  22. John Burgess says:

    Clap your hands or Tink Health Care dies!

  23. McCain says:

    These end zone celebrations are going much too far.

  24. John425 says:

    Harry Potter-my ass! I AM the Grand Imperial Wizard!

  25. physics geek says:

    “I am the great and powerful Oz!”

    “All mine! It’s all mine!”


  26. Scott_T says:

    1) Channeling MLK at a rally in Mississippi: “I have a DREAM….”

    2) Look, nothing up my sleaves, now I’ll make your wallets empty once I’m elected.

    3) Remember the scene from Police Academy, the final speech at the graduation of the cadets by the Commandant? Apparently that still happens at rallys. Who knew.

    4) You Hsun’t worry about where the money on those collection plates will go.

  27. FormerHostage says:

    Dream….of the law finally catching up with Hillary.

  28. FormerHostage says:

    I am not a crook (redux)!

  29. FormerHostage says:

    To prove that she’s in touch with the military, Hillary executes the French version of “Present Arms!”

  30. FormerHostage says:

    No mas! No mas!

  31. FormerHostage says:


  32. “It is not enough to obey Hillary. You must love Hillary!”

  33. The Womanchurian Candidate

  34. “I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a president, and a president of the United States too, and think foul scorn that Edwards or Obama, or any Republican should dare to invade the borders of my realm; the which, rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field. I know, already for your forwardness, you have deserved rewards and crowns; and we do assure you, in the word of a princess, they shall be duly paid you.”

  35. “I, for one, welcome your acceptance of me as your new overlord.”

  36. “Two words for anyone who gets in my way: Billy Dale.”

  37. The next lot, The American Dream, is sooooold to

  38. Dodd says:

    For “Dream” substitute “Nightmare.”

  39. John425 says:

    “…and So, my fellow AMWAY dealers…”

  40. Scott_T says:

    1) …And then I climbed out of Rodney Dill’s last caption contest like this…..

    2) So is a Republican hiding with the Tazer going to get her when she gets off the stage?

  41. Hodink says:

    “It’s my dream in a box – my dream in a box.”

  42. Alan Kellogg says:

    Don’t cry for me Upper Harlem!

  43. Wyatt Earp says:

    1. Hillary joins hands with her two closest friends.

    2. “The kick is long enough . . . it’s good! IT’S GOOOOOD!!!”

    3. “Suck it, Jesus! I am their god now!”

  44. Su Berton says:

    The force be with you.

  45. Rachel Edith says:

    Senator Clinton – “As OJ would say, ‘Don’t let nobody out of here, motherf***er, you think you can steal my sh**!'”

  46. Hangtown Bob says:

    American NIGHTMARE !

  47. Su Berton says:

    “You want the truth! I’ll tell you the truth.”
    (A Few Good Men)

  48. Su Berton says:

    Frankly my Dear Cheney I don’t give a damn!

  49. Su Berton says:

    “Fasten your seatbelts. We’re in for a bumpy ride.” (Betty Davis)

  50. Jim says:

    Come down off that cross Hillary someone needs the wood.

  51. Roger says:

    1. “Boo!”
    2. “Touchdown! Crap…still a year to go.”
    4. “As president, my clothes will be more color-coordinated with the stage props than any previous holder of the office.”
    5. “PURPLE!!!!!!”

  52. Wyatt Earp says:

    To win in ’08, Hillary will have to part the Red Sea of middle America.

  53. Su Berton says:

    Obi-Wan (Hillary): “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.” (Troops)

  54. elliot says:

    Pesty flies!

  55. RT says:

    “allakhazam bippity boppity boo”

  56. RT says:

    “Well, someone had to have said Beetlejuice three times. I’m here aren’t I?”

  57. “Can you dig it?”

  58. For all those who think Bush sucks…


  60. “W!”

  61. “You loathe me, you really loathe me!”

  62. “This is how I will prove I am not a lesbian!”

  63. Mark says:

    Mrs. William Jefferson Clinton showing how she will welcome illegal aliens to the United States of America if she is elected President.

  64. Deathlok says: